So I’ve been posting faux adverts

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You got your first job so you’re doing well 😄

I work a lot as a product stylist in advertising so I will tell you what I think.

I don’t like the first one but the other two are good in my opinion. The sausages you could have put a bit more oil in the top so they shine a bit more and maybe some garnish next to it 😄

I love the look of the one with your now famous boots 😄 I really feel like grabbing that drink but the jeans are not selling. What ever you are trying to sell has to be the main focus and the rest are extras to make it look better.

Good luck 👍

Oh that’s a good point on dressing up the sausages with oil and garnishing it

I can see why the jeans didn’t sell. The focal points were the drink and the boots which were my intention but I wanted to make it playful with a fake jeans ad😂

If you want to try the drink, it’s called an Old Fashioned but I told them to make it with rye. Also, warning, it’s a mans drink

Oh similar to Manhattans. Not my kind of chickentail but it looks delicious 😋

Manhattans are ok but definitely a mans drink as well. I prefer an old fashioned because to me it just tastes better and I can easily sip on rye by itself as it is. The old fashioned is pretty much my signature drink if I could settle for one mixed drink. I just love a smokey glass of whiskey. It’s a little sweet too because of the ingredients. Some sugar, angostura bitters, a good bottle of whiskey, orange skin oils, and maraschino cherries to top it all off on the rocks. God I want another one now😂

Omg don’t get me started 😂 I love chickentails.
You are right. Definitely a man’s drink.
I feel like that about a good mojito or margarita on the rocks. But G&T, dry martini and cosmopolitan are big favorites too.

I lovvvvvve margaritas. It’s so good during summer and sangria too. A cosmo😂 I’ve actually wanted to try that one of these days and have it up. Gin and tonic is delicious. That and 7&7 for some easy drinking. It’s so true. Our signs love alcohol a tad too much🤣

What is not to love about margaritas 😂 That is the best drink for a guaranteed fun night.

You should try cosmo. It’s super easy to drink so a bit dangerous 😄 but I like that is bitter.
I haven’t tried 7&7. The one I am drinking lately is vodka mule. I think is kind of masculine but it is easy to make.

Are you Pisces mercury too? Our sign knows how to have a good time if you ask me 😄

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I have an Aquarius mercury. I’m a very chatty drunk lol most of my drinking involves conversation with friends. I’ve been messing around with making drinks myself but I’m not good yet. Eventually I want to do all the cool bar tricks like pouring alcohol with my hands spread way apart and roll bottles off of my arm while filling a glass lol that would be sooooo fun

I know my usual dive bar serves cosmos up but I haven’t decided to get it just yet but I will. A 7&7 is just Seagrams 7 and 7up. Nice and soft. Not too much flavor just easy peasy