Posted by Dreamy88 Posted by MareInfame Posted by Dreamy88 Posted by Parilicium
I have a fantasy that i get home and my cancer gf is washing the dishes or cooking in a short floral dress, then i sneak up and grab her from behind and we have snuggles right there
They like it when you credit card their butt crack or kick the butt cheek. That's how you get snuggles with low effort.
🤣😂👌🏼 yep… humor is a big part of their drive.
Cancer humor is weird as heck lol. She does this weird thing to me. It's ugly as hell, but it's funny to me because it's so ugly. She'll kind of hunch over like a gorilla and make monkey noises and scratch at her armpits while rushing me because she wants a kiss. I hate it, but I also love it because she looks so stupid doing it lol
I guess it's a way to make fun of me because some how, she has the audacity to say I remind her of a monkey -_-
Edit: That's Cancerian sexiness I guess lol
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Oh yeah, we are monkey sexy. The ultimate animal sexiness 😎