RealTalk
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I love the last question. You will be called delussional if u went after somebody who said they didnt love u and its worth the wondering why.
Where does the earwax build up coming from?
Where do tears come from and if u cried for hours then why dont you get dehydrated or at least thirsty?
Why do babies have a funny cry?
If babies can "hear" whilst still in the womb then why is it so hard for them to get "im coming!" or "just stop crying"? I mean shouldnt they be fluent by the time they are born?
Why are babies always "pissed" about something? They have no problem showing u they are unhappy..they cry, but why not giggle the whole day when pleased? Selfish little beings, lol.
Some birds sleep standing up, why dont they fall over?
Why do people all sound the same during sex? Make other sounds please. If ur creative enough to make ' style s' during sex, why arent u creative with what comes out of your mouth during sex? Next time i get laid, i will make sounds like a police siren..i swear!
Where does the earwax build up coming from?
Where do tears come from and if u cried for hours then why dont you get dehydrated or at least thirsty?
Why do babies have a funny cry?
If babies can "hear" whilst still in the womb then why is it so hard for them to get "im coming!" or "just stop crying"? I mean shouldnt they be fluent by the time they are born?
Why are babies always "pissed" about something? They have no problem showing u they are unhappy..they cry, but why not giggle the whole day when pleased? Selfish little beings, lol.
Some birds sleep standing up, why dont they fall over?
Why do people all sound the same during sex? Make other sounds please. If ur creative enough to make ' style s' during sex, why arent u creative with what comes out of your mouth during sex? Next time i get laid, i will make sounds like a police siren..i swear!
Hmmmm so this is where you two have been hiding ..... lol
3dimes, by "where" surely u meant "in thoughts" or at least wonderland. Now be like a fisherman and drop me a line answering me this, how do u descale and degut a fish via the internet? I feel like im meant to fry bigger fish. Im not looking at you or maybe i am, lol
Posted by WaterCup
3dimes, by "where" surely u meant "in thoughts" or at least wonderland. Now be like a fisherman and drop me a line answering me this, how do u descale and degut a fish via the internet? I feel like im meant to fry bigger fish. Im not looking at you or maybe i am, lol
great question, however a little premature eh? What makes you think you possess the "skills" to "catch "
a fish via the internet? Indeed.......
I do possess THAT skill, all i need is an internet connection, a keyboard and a mouse. After, i simply google "how to catch a fish" and by the time im done reading i will have an e-fish ready to e-cook.
Dimplez, i was actually thinking if i did that and the guy turned out to be wanted by police..what then? Lol. Hostage scenario?
Posted by WaterCup
If babies can "hear" whilst still in the womb then why is it so hard for them to get "im coming!" or "just stop crying"? I mean shouldnt they be fluent by the time they are born?
Why are Aussie chicks so awesome and funny without even trying?
RNAP, it must be bcause THEY stay in a part of the world called "down under", i'll be funny too if i stayed in such a place..you know..to take attention away from where im from. Fat people do that all the time, they joke and joke to deflect, lol. Down under sounds horrible btw for such a nice place like Australia. Most racist white South Africans moved to Australia when Mandela bcame president, why is that? You guys should deport them so that they can hear Julius Malema sing "shoot the white men"..for torture reasons. Im not even white but i wish somebody could shoot me when i hear that song sung by that idiot, lol. How are things there, Rnap? I wanna relocate.
Posted by WaterCup
Why do people all sound the same during sex? Make other sounds please. If ur creative enough to make ' style s' during sex, why arent u creative with what comes out of your mouth during sex? Next time i get laid, i will make sounds like a police siren..i swear!
Lol...make bird sounds. Remember on Martin how Cole would make that silly bird sound? Hahaha, try that. Or maybe you can make lawnmower sounds, leaf blower, drill...
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Why are flies attracted to shit?
Why does your breath stink in the morning when you wake from sleeping, but it doesn't stink if you've stayed up all night...
Why is the "G" silent in gnat, night, & weight? Why even add the G in the first place...
Why are there words like perfect, never, & always...but nothing is perfect, you can never say never, & nothing lasts always? Why do they even exist?
You can't rely on others to make you happy, but you can rely on them to make you sad? Why when it's portrayed negatively, it's acceptable?
How can babies survive in water for 9 months? Is it really water or another liquid that allows them to breathe?
Why is a toothache so painful?
Why are bad things good?
Why do people blatantly lie when you know damn well they're lying?
Why do people say you should go by someone's actions if a person says "I love you" but displays otherwise, but if the person says they don't love you & displays otherwise, it is advised to go by what is being said...really?
Why is DXP addictive?
-Google?
🙂
That will take me a lifetime...🙂
Xdimplez, how long did it take YOU to google that? 😛
Posted by WaterCup
RNAP, it must be bcause THEY stay in a part of the world called "down under", i'll be funny too if i stayed in such a place..you know..to take attention away from where im from. Fat people do that all the time, they joke and joke to deflect, lol. Down under sounds horrible btw for such a nice place like Australia. Most racist white South Africans moved to Australia when Mandela bcame president, why is that? You guys should deport them so that they can hear Julius Malema sing "shoot the white men"..for torture reasons. Im not even white but i wish somebody could shoot me when i hear that song sung by that idiot, lol. How are things there, Rnap? I wanna relocate.
Sorry babe - I thought you were here already. Sounds like you belong here.
Don't worry about the racists - we are about to give them a hiding in the next test match and send them home with their tails between their legs😉
Bloody hot at the moment. A mobile phone network melted down yesterday!!
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Good reason to crack open a few tinnies while the repairmen come out?
Long necks mate. A tinny wouldn't touch the sides...
Getting nostalgic eh—? You must be due for a trip back.
Come down for the Ashes next year.
Come down for the Ashes next year.
Posted by xdimplezPosted by RealTalk
Xdimplez, how long did it take YOU to google that? 😛
to be quite honest, i didnt google any of that. i just put down the answers that i remember learning in school, and what i think is right
if i did google it, wouldnt it sound more intelligent? lolclick to expand
Um, no. Not exactly.
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPersonPosted by WaterCup
RNAP, it must be bcause THEY stay in a part of the world called "down under", i'll be funny too if i stayed in such a place..you know..to take attention away from where im from. Fat people do that all the time, they joke and joke to deflect, lol. Down under sounds horrible btw for such a nice place like Australia. Most racist white South Africans moved to Australia when Mandela bcame president, why is that? You guys should deport them so that they can hear Julius Malema sing "shoot the white men"..for torture reasons. Im not even white but i wish somebody could shoot me when i hear that song sung by that idiot, lol. How are things there, Rnap? I wanna relocate.
Bloody hot at the moment. A mobile phone network melted down yesterday!!click to expand
Really? That must be nice. I mean aside from the mobile meltdown, warm weather during November sounds great.
Posted by RealTalkPosted by ReallyNiceAriesPersonPosted by WaterCup
RNAP, it must be bcause THEY stay in a part of the world called "down under", i'll be funny too if i stayed in such a place..you know..to take attention away from where im from. Fat people do that all the time, they joke and joke to deflect, lol. Down under sounds horrible btw for such a nice place like Australia. Most racist white South Africans moved to Australia when Mandela bcame president, why is that? You guys should deport them so that they can hear Julius Malema sing "shoot the white men"..for torture reasons. Im not even white but i wish somebody could shoot me when i hear that song sung by that idiot, lol. How are things there, Rnap? I wanna relocate.
Bloody hot at the moment. A mobile phone network melted down yesterday!!
Really? That must be nice. I mean aside from the mobile meltdown, warm weather during November sounds great.click to expand
It's sensational. 104 degrees so you go to the beach instead of work and the boss can't ring you on your cell😉
I'm jealous. >:-/
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