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Been suffering from some symptoms this past week: constant migraine, scalp pain/burning, itching, hair loss, eye twitching, loss of appetite, fatigue, (recently) sharp stomach pains after I eat, neck pain, and a burning sensation under my left armpit.

Help me build a rig! I figure 7th gen intel with 10-15 nvidia 1080 ti cards would be worth it. How much ddr4 ram would I need? What software to configure and manage it and how do I have it self fix or autorun?

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Just wondering if men’s balls looks different after big V? And isn’t it easier for women to tie tubes? Always thought if men get it - he is a sub in a family. If woman loves her man - she wouldn’t let him have it and done her tubes. Discuss...

So I ordered a dB meter with the full, 100% intention of getting my neighbor evicted. Am I wrong for expecting some kind of social responsibility from my fucking neighbors? According to city regulations, BITCH needs to keep it down to 65dB from 7AM

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1. European singer songwriter 2. Male 3. Voice is Bass 4. Released in 1984 or around that time 5. Monotonous voice but background music is very dynamic 6. A woman's voice can be heard I think during the interlude

I have come to discover that my strength in life is to destroy other people. So what would be a LEGAL profession I could enter to destroy people's lives?

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