Ask Cthulhu

Who is your homie on DXP?

I mean like 100 times worse then it already was. All I can do is look up into the sky and ask the planet's why they have aligned this way? What kind of test am I taking this time? Why? Basically my Capricorn ex and her bf moved in right next to me. So

Don't post anything here! Just don't! Ever! Leave me BE!

I swear to fucking GOD. Everytime the INDUSTRIAL SAFETY NERD/ASSHOLE comes into my workplace he just waddles right up to me and tells me i'm doing something wrong. i don't know WHAT the FUCK it is, but i guess i just have this target on my mother fucki

gluteal muscle shape and fat deposits are 90% genetically predetermined and there is little you can change (for the better) so no matter how dedicated you are don't expect to EVER go from this http://flawlesswomensfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2

so Ands went out with me to suck my cock. FACT. Ands went out with DJ. FACT. Conclusion?

2013 was a blast... but this year might even top that off. So many great things are happening lately... and there have been dozens of hilarious threads lately. I hope this trend continues. Life is amazing! :)

Who they? @_@

I seem to have convinced myself that i need a beater-ass fucking car... solely because i love my posh-ass Volvo and hate putting miles on it. I'm looking for something specific. 80's vw, neither here nor there, but is there some strategy i should be ut

Would you rather be cute or look tough? Or which do you rather for a guy? I wish I was cute lol