@twinkletoes
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JUSS LEAVE ME BE
Posted by twinkletoes
I swear to fucking GOD.Everytime the INDUSTRIAL SAFETY NERD/ASSHOLE comes into my workplace he just waddles right up to me and tells me i'm doing something wrong.
i don't know WHAT the FUCK it is, but i guess i just have this target on my mother fucking back.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
I DON"T FUCKING GET IT. IF I'M NOT NEAR A RUNNING MACHINE, WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED MY FUCKING SAFETY GLASSES ON———
BECAUSE I'M BEHIND THE FUCKING YELLOW LINE—
FUCKING BULL SHIT
And then i have to hear about it from my supervisor, this is some fucking dumbass bullshit right here.
Call 913.... Maybe some crazies will take you AWAY! Forever!!! Moron!
Posted by classmate
Posted by twinkletoesjust getting you three notifications to spite you some more
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Just letting you know, DXPNET.COM is not my entire life 😉
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
I swear to fucking GOD.Everytime the INDUSTRIAL SAFETY NERD/ASSHOLE comes into my workplace he just waddles right up to me and tells me i'm doing something wrong.
i don't know WHAT the FUCK it is, but i guess i just have this target on my mother fucking back.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
I DON"T FUCKING GET IT. IF I'M NOT NEAR A RUNNING MACHINE, WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED MY FUCKING SAFETY GLASSES ON———
BECAUSE I'M BEHIND THE FUCKING YELLOW LINE—
FUCKING BULL SHIT
And then i have to hear about it from my supervisor, this is some fucking dumbass bullshit right here.
Call 913.... Maybe some crazies will take you AWAY! Forever!!! Moron!
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High five?
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
I swear to fucking GOD.Everytime the INDUSTRIAL SAFETY NERD/ASSHOLE comes into my workplace he just waddles right up to me and tells me i'm doing something wrong.
i don't know WHAT the FUCK it is, but i guess i just have this target on my mother fucking back.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
I DON"T FUCKING GET IT. IF I'M NOT NEAR A RUNNING MACHINE, WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED MY FUCKING SAFETY GLASSES ON———
BECAUSE I'M BEHIND THE FUCKING YELLOW LINE—
FUCKING BULL SHIT
And then i have to hear about it from my supervisor, this is some fucking dumbass bullshit right here.
Call 913.... Maybe some crazies will take you AWAY! Forever!!! Moron!
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it makes me not want to fucking work to be completely fucking honest
i feel like i work in a strip club... and anyone can just walk up to me and stuff dollar bills in my underpants. or in this case stuff safety infraction notices in my supervisors underpants.
i feel like a mother-fuckin' hoe.
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
I swear to fucking GOD.Everytime the INDUSTRIAL SAFETY NERD/ASSHOLE comes into my workplace he just waddles right up to me and tells me i'm doing something wrong.
i don't know WHAT the FUCK it is, but i guess i just have this target on my mother fucking back.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
I DON"T FUCKING GET IT. IF I'M NOT NEAR A RUNNING MACHINE, WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED MY FUCKING SAFETY GLASSES ON———
BECAUSE I'M BEHIND THE FUCKING YELLOW LINE—
FUCKING BULL SHIT
And then i have to hear about it from my supervisor, this is some fucking dumbass bullshit right here.
Call 913.... Maybe some crazies will take you AWAY! Forever!!! Moron!
it makes me not want to fucking work to be completely fucking honest
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I don't speak that language. Sorry!
Have you ran out of bullets or you had never had a GUN?
fuckin' let ANYBODY walk up and start bitchin' at me
what the fuck is up with that
if i'm gonna get bitch slapped it better be for logical reasons and it better be from my boss
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
I swear to fucking GOD.Everytime the INDUSTRIAL SAFETY NERD/ASSHOLE comes into my workplace he just waddles right up to me and tells me i'm doing something wrong.
i don't know WHAT the FUCK it is, but i guess i just have this target on my mother fucking back.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
I DON"T FUCKING GET IT. IF I'M NOT NEAR A RUNNING MACHINE, WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED MY FUCKING SAFETY GLASSES ON———
BECAUSE I'M BEHIND THE FUCKING YELLOW LINE—
FUCKING BULL SHIT
And then i have to hear about it from my supervisor, this is some fucking dumbass bullshit right here.
Call 913.... Maybe some crazies will take you AWAY! Forever!!! Moron!
it makes me not want to fucking work to be completely fucking honest
I don't speak that language. Sorry!
Have you ran out of bullets or you had never had a GUN?
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I don't think it's legal to shoot somebody for being a fucking annoying nerd. i know that puts most of you dxpers at rest, but i'm just an awesome person that had to put that out there
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
I swear to fucking GOD.Everytime the INDUSTRIAL SAFETY NERD/ASSHOLE comes into my workplace he just waddles right up to me and tells me i'm doing something wrong.
i don't know WHAT the FUCK it is, but i guess i just have this target on my mother fucking back.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
I DON"T FUCKING GET IT. IF I'M NOT NEAR A RUNNING MACHINE, WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED MY FUCKING SAFETY GLASSES ON———
BECAUSE I'M BEHIND THE FUCKING YELLOW LINE—
FUCKING BULL SHIT
And then i have to hear about it from my supervisor, this is some fucking dumbass bullshit right here.
Call 913.... Maybe some crazies will take you AWAY! Forever!!! Moron!
it makes me not want to fucking work to be completely fucking honest
I don't speak that language. Sorry!
Have you ran out of bullets or you had never had a GUN?
I don't think it's legal to shoot somebody for being a fucking annoying nerd. i know that puts most of you dxpers at rest, but i'm just an awesome person that had to put that out there
click to expand
Nice to meet you awesome!
——??
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
I swear to fucking GOD.Everytime the INDUSTRIAL SAFETY NERD/ASSHOLE comes into my workplace he just waddles right up to me and tells me i'm doing something wrong.
i don't know WHAT the FUCK it is, but i guess i just have this target on my mother fucking back.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
I DON"T FUCKING GET IT. IF I'M NOT NEAR A RUNNING MACHINE, WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED MY FUCKING SAFETY GLASSES ON———
BECAUSE I'M BEHIND THE FUCKING YELLOW LINE—
FUCKING BULL SHIT
And then i have to hear about it from my supervisor, this is some fucking dumbass bullshit right here.
Call 913.... Maybe some crazies will take you AWAY! Forever!!! Moron!
it makes me not want to fucking work to be completely fucking honest
I don't speak that language. Sorry!
Have you ran out of bullets or you had never had a GUN?
I don't think it's legal to shoot somebody for being a fucking annoying nerd. i know that puts most of you dxpers at rest, but i'm just an awesome person that had to put that out there
Nice to meet you awesome!
——??
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and it's nice that i still know when a fucking machine is running and i need to establish some form of eye protection, since i'm not completely fucking deaf yet.
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
No problem!
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
I swear to fucking GOD.Everytime the INDUSTRIAL SAFETY NERD/ASSHOLE comes into my workplace he just waddles right up to me and tells me i'm doing something wrong.
i don't know WHAT the FUCK it is, but i guess i just have this target on my mother fucking back.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
I DON"T FUCKING GET IT. IF I'M NOT NEAR A RUNNING MACHINE, WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED MY FUCKING SAFETY GLASSES ON———
BECAUSE I'M BEHIND THE FUCKING YELLOW LINE—
FUCKING BULL SHIT
And then i have to hear about it from my supervisor, this is some fucking dumbass bullshit right here.
Call 913.... Maybe some crazies will take you AWAY! Forever!!! Moron!
it makes me not want to fucking work to be completely fucking honest
I don't speak that language. Sorry!
Have you ran out of bullets or you had never had a GUN?
I don't think it's legal to shoot somebody for being a fucking annoying nerd. i know that puts most of you dxpers at rest, but i'm just an awesome person that had to put that out there
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Get help asap
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
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Keep kidding yourself or better jerk off moron!
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
I swear to fucking GOD.Everytime the INDUSTRIAL SAFETY NERD/ASSHOLE comes into my workplace he just waddles right up to me and tells me i'm doing something wrong.
i don't know WHAT the FUCK it is, but i guess i just have this target on my mother fucking back.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
I DON"T FUCKING GET IT. IF I'M NOT NEAR A RUNNING MACHINE, WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED MY FUCKING SAFETY GLASSES ON———
BECAUSE I'M BEHIND THE FUCKING YELLOW LINE—
FUCKING BULL SHIT
And then i have to hear about it from my supervisor, this is some fucking dumbass bullshit right here.
Call 913.... Maybe some crazies will take you AWAY! Forever!!! Moron!
it makes me not want to fucking work to be completely fucking honest
I don't speak that language. Sorry!
Have you ran out of bullets or you had never had a GUN?
I don't think it's legal to shoot somebody for being a fucking annoying nerd. i know that puts most of you dxpers at rest, but i'm just an awesome person that had to put that out there
Nice to meet you awesome!
——??
and it's nice that i still know when a fucking machine is running and i need to establish some form of eye protection, since i'm not completely fucking deaf yet.
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You need people to take you AWAY!
From this world...
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
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How quickly you forget you started with me in the taurus thread for no reason and now you want to be appreciated?
Poor baby! How's that?
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
How quickly you forget you started with me in the taurus thread for no reason and now you want to be appreciated?
Poor baby! How's that?
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I M sure he has no recollection of his actions! Just sit quietly and don't mind this moron! Best free advise ever! Lol
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
How quickly you forget you started with me in the taurus thread for no reason and now you want to be appreciated?
Poor baby! How's that?
I M sure he has no recollection of his actions! Just sit quietly and don't mind this moron! Best free advise ever! Lol
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Lol, but da widdle baby needs to be apweciated....
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
How quickly you forget you started with me in the taurus thread for no reason and now you want to be appreciated?
Poor baby! How's that?
I M sure he has no recollection of his actions! Just sit quietly and don't mind this moron! Best free advise ever! Lol
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No advice is free. Somewhere along the lines someone fucked up and made a mental note. i know you know that.
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
How quickly you forget you started with me in the taurus thread for no reason and now you want to be appreciated?
Poor baby! How's that?
I M sure he has no recollection of his actions! Just sit quietly and don't mind this moron! Best free advise ever! Lol
Lol, but da widdle baby needs to be apweciated....
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Widdle baby? Yo!
The only take away from that comment is "mental"
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
How quickly you forget you started with me in the taurus thread for no reason and now you want to be appreciated?
Poor baby! How's that?
I M sure he has no recollection of his actions! Just sit quietly and don't mind this moron! Best free advise ever! Lol
No advice is free. Somewhere along the lines someone fucked up and made a mental note. i know you know that.
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You need mental help!
Agree?
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
How quickly you forget you started with me in the taurus thread for no reason and now you want to be appreciated?
Poor baby! How's that?
I M sure he has no recollection of his actions! Just sit quietly and don't mind this moron! Best free advise ever! Lol
Lol, but da widdle baby needs to be apweciated....
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i'm about to get in my fucking ford fucking festiva and head towards you.
*angry face*
like for real. not just my resting bitch face.
I agree.....
Agree to mental help! You need it!!!
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
How quickly you forget you started with me in the taurus thread for no reason and now you want to be appreciated?
Poor baby! How's that?
I M sure he has no recollection of his actions! Just sit quietly and don't mind this moron! Best free advise ever! Lol
Lol, but da widdle baby needs to be apweciated....
i'm about to get in my fucking ford fucking festiva and head towards you.
*angry face*
like for real. not just my resting bitch face.
click to expand
Lol, don't you need Craigslist first before you try to make that trip without breaking down?
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
How quickly you forget you started with me in the taurus thread for no reason and now you want to be appreciated?
Poor baby! How's that?
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yeah well it looks like that shit's fucking GAWN!
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
How quickly you forget you started with me in the taurus thread for no reason and now you want to be appreciated?
Poor baby! How's that?
yeah well it looks like that shit's fucking GAWN!
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Guess the op shut you down. Poor baby.
shut me down? why the fuck didn't the OP slap some fuckin' balls on the table?
I'm not gonna lie, i can be a dumbass most of the time.
Posted by twinkletoes
shut me down? why the fuck didn't the OP slap some fuckin' balls on the table?I'm not gonna lie, i can be a dumbass most of the time.
Really? I had no idea!
i feel like there is a lack of ACTUAL communication here.
Posted by twinkletoes
i feel like there is a lack of ACTUAL communication here.
Perhaps just a lack of your comprehension.
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
i feel like there is a lack of ACTUAL communication here.
Perhaps just a lack of your comprehension.
click to expand
Now, I'm not completely fucking deaf, but you might need to express yourself if you think there's a problem with my ability to hear you. because otherwise, idgaf.
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
i feel like there is a lack of ACTUAL communication here.
Perhaps just a lack of your comprehension.
Now, I'm not completely fucking deaf, but you might need to express yourself if you think there's a problem with my ability to hear you. because otherwise, idgaf.
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You mean you have this uncanny ability to hear people through the Internet? Whoa! Is there an app for that?
YOU: "WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH"
ME: "Ok?"
?
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
i feel like there is a lack of ACTUAL communication here.
Perhaps just a lack of your comprehension.
Now, I'm not completely fucking deaf, but you might need to express yourself if you think there's a problem with my ability to hear you. because otherwise, idgaf.
You mean you have this uncanny ability to hear people through the Internet? Whoa! Is there an app for that?
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there is, but my fuckin' phone ran out of space so i can't even run it right now.
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
How quickly you forget you started with me in the taurus thread for no reason and now you want to be appreciated?
Poor baby! How's that?
yeah well it looks like that shit's fucking GAWN!
click to expand
I've googled GAWN. Nothing came except some moron on dxpnet using it to get his point across but he has no point!
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
How quickly you forget you started with me in the taurus thread for no reason and now you want to be appreciated?
Poor baby! How's that?
yeah well it looks like that shit's fucking GAWN!
I've googled GAWN. Nothing came except some moron on dxpnet using it to get his point across but he has no point!
click to expand
It's wannabe gangsta for gone.
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by classmate
Posted by twinkletoesjust getting you three notifications to spite you some more
Just letting you know, DXPNET.COM is not my entire life 😉
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It's your diary apparently.
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Posted by twinkletoes
Posted by MeMyselfAndIntrigued
Hi, I've shared 1 photo via Photobucket for Samsung. Please click the link to view photos: http://share.photobucket.com/shareprofile/indexshare.php?id=NzQyMTQ=
It's nice to know I'm appreciated.
How quickly you forget you started with me in the taurus thread for no reason and now you want to be appreciated?
Poor baby! How's that?
yeah well it looks like that shit's fucking GAWN!
I've googled GAWN. Nothing came except some moron on dxpnet using it to get his point across but he has no point!
It's wannabe gangsta for gone.
click to expand
Well said! Whayever..:
just tell them you'll retire early if they give you an 80s car.
Everybody wins
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I swear to fucking GOD.
Everytime the INDUSTRIAL SAFETY NERD/ASSHOLE comes into my workplace he just waddles right up to me and tells me i'm doing something wrong.
i don't know WHAT the FUCK it is, but i guess i just have this target on my mother fucking back.
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
I DON"T FUCKING GET IT. IF I'M NOT NEAR A RUNNING MACHINE, WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED MY FUCKING SAFETY GLASSES ON———
BECAUSE I'M BEHIND THE FUCKING YELLOW LINE—
FUCKING BULL SHIT
And then i have to hear about it from my supervisor, this is some fucking dumbass bullshit right here.