Being Tested (A Womens Shit Test and People That "Try" You)

You know, valentines day is around the corner and we are breaching upon the weeks in the middle of the month where most women are fuckin ovulating.

With all the planetary positions and a having a full moon in Leo this past month, our HEARTS are below da belt.

But I like it. I'm horndoggin, and I have never felt more in touch with my sexual organs and sexual needs in a quite a fuckin minute.

So I been getting out a mingling. I have built mainly new platonic acquaintances since the new year. I been seeing old family, meeting strangers in small situations.. Hell, I tried to hit the club for the first time in my life last night. I have only been to bars, which I have my share in erotic stories at those places.

So I been around my family and my cousins are the "kick it" type.. They either are trynna hook me up or invite me out.

Which is cool, just don't bring no assholes around me.

Wanna know how I defeat an asshole? Wanna know how I check a bitch?

I learned the fuckin art of intimidation. I "Mike Tyson before a fight" these fuckin people.



Which one of his strategies is maintaining eye contact.

I look a sucka dead in they eye through out talking. I crack jokes and laugh, but. I'm. still. fucking. looking. You're not gonna get in my face and I'm not gonna try and see your soul.

You know what, I did my strat on one of my cousin's girl friend's last night when that bitch invited me out.

She wasn't exactly my type, but she was fuckable. I could see us at least making out. She wore this bad red lipstick, but her face was very cute.. I thought I could try it, but the vinyl ripped when we got in the car and I was making small talk, and she was a fuckin BITCH back at me ...I mean.. SHIT TESTING ME.

We're outside the club and we in Chicago where winters are the Polaris. We just got 10-30 inches all through the city, so streets are jacked up with snow and you can't find parking and then you literally can't find parking because the snow is in the way..

This bitch had no common sense in driving and circled a few times while passing at least 4 parking spots. My cousin tells the bitch she's missing spots, she said she didn't believe her because she didn't see em and I side with my cousin on how many spots she missed.. She tells me "Look .. La's cousin's, what your name is.. Don't side with her" ..I say "I'ma side if she was wrong.." .. She says "I don't give a fuck if it was your baby mama, don't side with her"..

I just underminded her and asked my cousin "this girl got a smart ass mouth, this what kind of people you like to be with?".. Like the bitch was pissing me off. I was glad when we walked up after her silly ass finally parked, just to find out it was 25 and up for the night. Shit, thank the fake ass heavens.. I didn't wanna hang out with no bitch unless I was fucking anyway. I really regretted leaving the house at that point..



But I was looking good, I was feeling good. I had a few double shots of courvosier in me.. I ate a burger and smoked a jay before I left.. I was good, other that the heffa trynna blow me.

I guess I kicked her shit back too hard and instead of us all hitting the next spot, she wanted to drive home. So we stopped for jerk tacos first. She was asking me dumb question and was trynna be cordial after the fusion. She asked me was I gettin tacos before I went to get em .. I'm like "duh" and shut the door in her face. Closed her out and women HATE when you know longer feed em that attention they crave.

So we're 10 minutes away from ending the night, everyone's going home. She apologizes on her way to my crib.. Nothing happened, but she just says "I'm not usually always a bitch".. I'm like "aw, baby.. yes you are.." Like, this woman KNEW and was AWARE she was being a bitch the whole time.. But, fuck.. That slut ain't the only bitch on Earth with an attitude, and I was AWARE she was shit testing me. Like, bless your heart.. Trynna pull that shit on me.. Man, this is why you shouldn't give a platonic woman's girl friend's the time of fuckin day..

But she was hot.. And I'm glad I spoke.. The shit test just means she was feeling me, from a physical.

She apologized because she them was feeling me, beyond physical attraction.

Lil ol me moves too fast sometimes.. I forgot to mention I got me some beer and more liquor to finish my night off once I got back the the crib. I ended up leaving it in the bitch's car.. I'm about to hyper-ventilate because I know bitches are vindictive and love to spite. She lives all the way in Aurora, I woulda never saw my drinks again. I asked my cousin to call her before she gets far, ol girl comes back for my shit.. Whole time my older cousin asking about it and can he get the number, I'm like shit she's all yours.. Word is money, I asked this girl "can I get your number for my cuz nem" and this girl blinks and gives me her eyes "oh, you want my number?" And slides the phone.. I'm like nah, for my .. I paused.. She slides her phone back. I'm like, you have a good night.

I know I'ma see her again.. And get her number, she's about that life and was cool I guess..

It's just, everyone tests you.

Bitches do it, your friends do it, family tests you.. Everyone wants to see how far they can go on a motherfucka. Are you gonna fail and reap how they should treat you?

Wanna know what gave me the heart to speak up?

Cuz I don't need anyone.. And I also know how crazed I am and she's lucky I didn't carjack her vehicle and kidnapped her and my cousin.... . Or ffffuckin smacked her ass. Shit, I know my way back from anywhere. Fuck hoes. I planned on finding me someone to flirt with last night, it coulda been anyone. I needed a drink and wanted to chit chat. I didn't care to sit up under two chicks and I didn't care if I got a ride back.

You gotta hold yaself down. I no longer let a bitch see me fold over her drama she brings. I'm always loaded and I know what to react.

I'm coming from a place of love when I say what I say. I'm fuckin obsessed with women, but I'm no longer fascinated.

I want my next sexual partner to be no strings and I really wanna try no strings out.. And I know EXACTLY what I'm saying when I'm about to say this.. But I want her to be closed and only seeing me, as I'm good to jump at any other sexual advantages outside of her. I know it's not fair, I know it sounds "fuck boyish", but this is good for me and her. She's satisfied with one person, and she's not being smothered but always in her toes wondering. I also find that most women don't practice safe sex, so she's just simply not allowed to fuck other people if she likes fucking me. That's just the rule and I will take that nut back from a bitch very quick. It's just best to find another who likes you that much. I practice safe sex and I get examined for diseases every blue moon, that's more than what most these sluts can even say.. Shit.

With all this love in the air, I can feel my girl coming closer and closer .. I can feel that she's gonna be a bottom ass woman. I'm gonna have her down pack and she's gonna love the woman that she is with me. I can feel the explosive sex, where even the dry humping is good.. AHAAA.

Posted by BlindedByLove
my girl breaks up with me every wednesday

if i say okay i failed

sometimes she breaks up with me at night

and then we have break up sex

and then reconcile

It'll always be that way because she's monkey branching.. But can't find another branch.. Once she does, it'll be less and less of the cycle until it's non-existent. If she dumping you every week, she's unsure of you.

What you should do is stop giving her your time. Tell her your fuckin busy and you handling your shit. Don't be rude, just be short.

If she's still fucking you, you are doing something right.. But don't let it get to your head. It's really not worth it, cuz she's with you but she mentally is done with you at this time..

But whatever you do, don't CHASE her ass.

I personally woulda stopped fuckin her and giving her attention after the first break up, she wouldn't deserve no dick. Whatever she is thinking, doing that woulda made her guess she was wrong about you.

I have no Valentine.

I'm just dippin my foot in the water. Everybody ain't got the stomach for what I be saying.. What I really got to say.

I'm soon gonna drop a thread on why I think having a girlfriend is just like having a dog.. Why complimenting ya girl is risky like selling a car to new buyers.

Wut

Why do women test you?

How do you know you being tested??

WHY IS IT VERY IMPORTANT TO PASS—

SHOULD YOU WALK THROUGH LIFE THINKING EVERYONE IS DISHING ONE BIG SHIT TEST?

The answers is YES, YES, YES YES.

"But you only asked one yes or no question"

It's YES...

ANDS failed an ultimate shit test dished from a woman.. The break up.

How did he fail?

He took her back.

...It's THAT easy and quick to fuck up.

Respect? Out the fuckin window..

And rememba, the test never fuckin end..

I got to the part where you ate tacos.

Tooooo many details.

Whoever is driving gets to pick where to park. My car is choosey. Deserves a good spot or it’s not happening.

Posted by BlindedByLove
my girl breaks up with me every wednesday

if i say okay i failed

sometimes she breaks up with me at night

and then we have break up sex

and then reconcile

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