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Emhendo
joined March 30, 2017
22 years old from Chicago soufsideeDa Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
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  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    Posted by Emhendo
    The angry ass Aries guy told me I had a gray cloud around me..


    Aries can read auras?!
    Don't mind me... I'm just imagining my Aries friends reading auras 😂
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    That's what he said he saw, butter...
    He was passionate about what he was telling me too.. But keep in mind he was just negative about it, that I had a gray murky color around me..

    I think Aries be "fake deep" though, I don't really be studying what they saying.. But they are very in touch with their intellect and spirit.. Just take it with a grain of salt..
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    This angry ass Aries guy told me I had a gray cloud around me..
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    Picky ass cookiemonster. Ahahahahaaa
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    The closest I've ever had to baby mommas was two earth women..

    Taurus girl wanted a child with me
    Capricorn wanted a child with me..

    Virgo is off the list fasho.. Dated one Virgo, cookiemonster was hilarious but weird.. Had no identity and thought she could sing. Also something about her character was extremely feminine, but she had too many non-ladylike moments.. Burping, mixing foods, doing gross butter.. And way too judgemental.

    But earth isn't exactly my favorite group of people...

    I'm trying to think.......

    Maybe Capricorn.
    My first love was a Capricorn. The girls are hot. I like their eyes.

    Then I met my ex-fiancee at 18, she was a pain in my ass, but I moved back to Chicago and immediately met another Capricorn..

    treetrunked her one time, but I don't know what happened after. I just stopped pursuing her. She definitely was my type, just was too tall.. And wanted to make me her "gimp"..

    My step dad is a Virgo.. I just think they too analytical, they can be rude at times, but funny as hell.. But then, just..They judge every damn thing.

    I find Capricorns to be smart, cute, feminine speech, soft spoken.. Cool... Laidback and funny. Yet serious.

    I also met some cool Capricorn guys. They be my niggas.. Now that I think about it, I might like them more than I think I do.

    Yup. Capricorn.

    My father is a Capricorn sun and moon.

    Taurus be ignorant. Plus they got a mouth you just wanna punch.. They look a little slow, act a little slow.. But they cool when they wanna be.. They just not that smart to me.. Say realistic things but then say some ignorant butter..
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    The truth is men love hoes.


    This is kind of hard to explain, considering women get cheated on and the girl be a hoe..

    But are these men COMMITTING to these hoes?

    If they are, they're suckers.. Or he playing her too.


    I feel most men don't want a decent woman. Maybe they aren't ready to commit or they want what's readily available. It isn't even about playing. I cannot explain it... But seeing it everywhere. They would rather stay away than get to know you. The best thing as a woman to do is not to fall for their games and walk away.


    When I say "hoes".. I'm just using slang.

    I'm really referring to all women...

    You have "simps" (which I'm going to make a thread about)
    That will do anything for a woman's approval. Even if it means financially supporting her, always being at her becking call, and so on..
    Simply just because she's a woman that's readily available and is giving him a bit of attention.. She's probably not even treetrunking him.

    As a beautiful woman, I KNOW you have encountered simps that was ready to do give you the world, marry you and all this butter.. And you barely was giving him the time of day.

    The woman either accepts his advancements or continues to string him along, they do either one - but they do it without any real love and devotion for him.

    Then you got these players out here, that know how WOMEN aka "HOES" (as I was calling them) really are.. And they play games, they don't want to commit, they are about themselves and so on..

    These chicks will move treetrunkin mountains for that guy..

    And in a sense, men kind of are the same way with women.. Women that are too available, too ready and butter..

    But I think women cheat more than men. We just don't hear about it.
    I think women are more hot and beautiful today than they've ever been in history .. Adding the fact that they have dick and dates at their finger tips with these phones and apps..

    So I'm simply just looking out for guys that have a hot girl in their life, and they don't want to commit because the of risk.. Or they don't know how to keep her remotely interested in them..

    And I'm looking out for these women that can't get their man to commit. I simply just think he either not ready for commitment, not that into her, or just can't trust her..


    Thank you and I do have to agree with what you have written here.

    Dating is so difficult nowadays. I'm not gonna do it, too many players and people too eager to play with others feelings and i can't do this number game.

    I'm going for an arranged marriage.




    Can you explain an arranged marriage?


    Sure! I'm a Sri Lankan. In my culture it is very acceptable for marriages to be arranged by elders.

    It works like this
    Boy meets girl-- boy chases the girl-- girl says no-- boy meets the girl's parents-- parents speak with the girl-- if she likes the guy-- they get married-- make babies and live happily ever after. Lol

    It's really nty complicated. We get to talk to each other and get to meet, go out. Just that it isn't a numbers game nor do I have to put out and to me that's the best part. You don't have to be good to every guy. Girl gets to choose from the guys who propose her.

    My grandparents had a love marriage tho.
    They fell in love at first sight. Never spoke a word to each other. My grandma was a beautiful lady... but poor and an orphan. My grandpa was from the richest family in the city and he was tall, dark and handsome.
    He wrote to her once, she felt he was beyond her means. So she refused him. Then he wrote to her and said he will come with a registrar(for a civil marriage) inorder to marry her.
    She told everyone she's gonna get married and waited. He didn't turn up.

    Everyone made fun of her. But she was adamant and said he will come fo her and refused to get up from where she sat. Entire town laughed at her.

    And he did turn up and marry her after many hours, his car had broken down 😂😂😂
    Very good marriage.

    In my family people dony believe in divorces, we marry for life and we put family first.






    I am only tolerable to other cultures idea of marriage.

    In America, you are wasting your time. Marriage is going out of style , there is no culture in it.. There never was.

    Especially when us millennials get older, I believe marriage rates will be almost nonexistent.

    So I'm not big on marriage, but I have faith in people over seas in those foreign places.. Because the women aren't westernized, or brainwashed by feminism and liberty.

    American men are starting to go overseas for wives.. They won't even bother to bring the wife back to America in expectations she will become westernized and be like the rest of these women..

    This might be another idea for a thread...

    I almost like to think that women really don't know what they want, and I'm not saying that to be arrogant or ignorant towards women..

    I GENUINELY think that's just in their nature.. That women just have an idea of what they want, but that's about it. They really don't know.

    So what I'm saying, I think they can't completely make their own decisions on a man by themselves.. And you wanting an arranged marriage, which is a decision you made on your own, but still at the decision of others - is why I say that ..

    I got nothing against what you wanna do.. I think it's a good idea and I hope you really like the guy.
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    Either way, that's a beautiful story about your grandparents.. I saw it when I read it.

    I'm just talking butter.. Referring to women saying the "I want a nice guy, that does this, do that, buys me flowers, opens my door, gives me his coat, puts me on a pedestal" ..But be out here treetrunking the total opposite of a man and don't care too much for that guy they described.. Doesn't sound too decisive to me.

    I honestly think of we had arranged marriage in America, plenty of men and women would be trying it..

    But we just have dating apps, which is the closest to that.. You get matched up with people, but if you don't look a certain way - your character and profile does not matter.. And if guys aren't in the 1% of men over 6'1 in height, makes $ 100,000 a year, and white.. Women aren't swiping for them to meet.

    I'm serious. The guys that have the most easiest time white men over 6'1 10/10 and make a lot of money.. Even Asian women don't want to be with their own men.

    That is a fact.
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    Trying to manipulate me, is like trying to make grape juice out of wine.
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    PA-POW!!
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAA
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    The truth is men love hoes.


    This is kind of hard to explain, considering women get cheated on and the girl be a hoe..

    But are these men COMMITTING to these hoes?

    If they are, they're suckers.. Or he playing her too.


    I feel most men don't want a decent woman. Maybe they aren't ready to commit or they want what's readily available. It isn't even about playing. I cannot explain it... But seeing it everywhere. They would rather stay away than get to know you. The best thing as a woman to do is not to fall for their games and walk away.


    When I say "hoes".. I'm just using slang.

    I'm really referring to all women...

    You have "simps" (which I'm going to make a thread about)
    That will do anything for a woman's approval. Even if it means financially supporting her, always being at her becking call, and so on..
    Simply just because she's a woman that's readily available and is giving him a bit of attention.. She's probably not even treetrunking him.

    As a beautiful woman, I KNOW you have encountered simps that was ready to do give you the world, marry you and all this butter.. And you barely was giving him the time of day.

    The woman either accepts his advancements or continues to string him along, they do either one - but they do it without any real love and devotion for him.

    Then you got these players out here, that know how WOMEN aka "HOES" (as I was calling them) really are.. And they play games, they don't want to commit, they are about themselves and so on..

    These chicks will move treetrunkin mountains for that guy..

    And in a sense, men kind of are the same way with women.. Women that are too available, too ready and butter..

    But I think women cheat more than men. We just don't hear about it.
    I think women are more hot and beautiful today than they've ever been in history .. Adding the fact that they have dick and dates at their finger tips with these phones and apps..

    So I'm simply just looking out for guys that have a hot girl in their life, and they don't want to commit because the of risk.. Or they don't know how to keep her remotely interested in them..

    And I'm looking out for these women that can't get their man to commit. I simply just think he either not ready for commitment, not that into her, or just can't trust her..


    Thank you and I do have to agree with what you have written here.

    Dating is so difficult nowadays. I'm not gonna do it, too many players and people too eager to play with others feelings and i can't do this number game.

    I'm going for an arranged marriage.




    Can you explain an arranged marriage?


    Sure! I'm a Sri Lankan. In my culture it is very acceptable for marriages to be arranged by elders.

    It works like this
    Boy meets girl-- boy chases the girl-- girl says no-- boy meets the girl's parents-- parents speak with the girl-- if she likes the guy-- they get married-- make babies and live happily ever after. Lol

    It's really nty complicated. We get to talk to each other and get to meet, go out. Just that it isn't a numbers game nor do I have to put out and to me that's the best part. You don't have to be good to every guy. Girl gets to choose from the guys who propose her.

    My grandparents had a love marriage tho.
    They fell in love at first sight. Never spoke a word to each other. My grandma was a beautiful lady... but poor and an orphan. My grandpa was from the richest family in the city and he was tall, dark and handsome.
    He wrote to her once, she felt he was beyond her means. So she refused him. Then he wrote to her and said he will come with a registrar(for a civil marriage) inorder to marry her.
    She told everyone she's gonna get married and waited. He didn't turn up.

    Everyone made fun of her. But she was adamant and said he will come fo her and refused to get up from where she sat. Entire town laughed at her.

    And he did turn up and marry her after many hours, his car had broken down 😂😂😂
    Very good marriage.

    In my family people dony believe in divorces, we marry for life and we put family first.




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    I am only tolerable to other cultures idea of marriage.

    In America, you are wasting your time. Marriage is going out of style , there is no culture in it.. There never was.

    Especially when us millennials get older, I believe marriage rates will be almost nonexistent.

    So I'm not big on marriage, but I have faith in people over seas in those foreign places.. Because the women aren't westernized, or brainwashed by feminism and liberty.

    American men are starting to go overseas for wives.. They won't even bother to bring the wife back to America in expectations she will become westernized and be like the rest of these women..

    This might be another idea for a thread...

    I almost like to think that women really don't know what they want, and I'm not saying that to be arrogant or ignorant towards women..

    I GENUINELY think that's just in their nature.. That women just have an idea of what they want, but that's about it. They really don't know.

    So what I'm saying, I think they can't completely make their own decisions on a man by themselves.. And you wanting an arranged marriage, which is a decision you made on your own, but still at the decision of others - is why I say that ..

    I got nothing against what you wanna do.. I think it's a good idea and I hope you really like the guy.
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    The truth is men love hoes.


    This is kind of hard to explain, considering women get cheated on and the girl be a hoe..

    But are these men COMMITTING to these hoes?

    If they are, they're suckers.. Or he playing her too.


    I feel most men don't want a decent woman. Maybe they aren't ready to commit or they want what's readily available. It isn't even about playing. I cannot explain it... But seeing it everywhere. They would rather stay away than get to know you. The best thing as a woman to do is not to fall for their games and walk away.


    When I say "hoes".. I'm just using slang.

    I'm really referring to all women...

    You have "simps" (which I'm going to make a thread about)
    That will do anything for a woman's approval. Even if it means financially supporting her, always being at her becking call, and so on..
    Simply just because she's a woman that's readily available and is giving him a bit of attention.. She's probably not even treetrunking him.

    As a beautiful woman, I KNOW you have encountered simps that was ready to do give you the world, marry you and all this butter.. And you barely was giving him the time of day.

    The woman either accepts his advancements or continues to string him along, they do either one - but they do it without any real love and devotion for him.

    Then you got these players out here, that know how WOMEN aka "HOES" (as I was calling them) really are.. And they play games, they don't want to commit, they are about themselves and so on..

    These chicks will move treetrunkin mountains for that guy..

    And in a sense, men kind of are the same way with women.. Women that are too available, too ready and butter..

    But I think women cheat more than men. We just don't hear about it.
    I think women are more hot and beautiful today than they've ever been in history .. Adding the fact that they have dick and dates at their finger tips with these phones and apps..

    So I'm simply just looking out for guys that have a hot girl in their life, and they don't want to commit because the of risk.. Or they don't know how to keep her remotely interested in them..

    And I'm looking out for these women that can't get their man to commit. I simply just think he either not ready for commitment, not that into her, or just can't trust her..


    Thank you and I do have to agree with what you have written here.

    Dating is so difficult nowadays. I'm not gonna do it, too many players and people too eager to play with others feelings and i can't do this number game.

    I'm going for an arranged marriage.


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    Can you explain an arranged marriage?
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    All I know is that its men out here that are loyal but don't know how to keep a woman remotely interested in him, or he just doesn't trust enough her to be trynna be her man..


    You just told everyone not too long ago you was interested in a guy, but he w   Read more
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    The truth is men love hoes.


    This is kind of hard to explain, considering women get cheated on and the girl be a hoe..

    But are these men COMMITTING to these hoes?

    If they are, they're suckers.. Or he playing her too.


    I feel most men don't want a decent woman. Maybe they aren't ready to commit or they want what's readily available. It isn't even about playing. I cannot explain it... But seeing it everywhere. They would rather stay away than get to know you. The best thing as a woman to do is not to fall for their games and walk away.
    click to expand


    When I say "hoes".. I'm just using slang.

    I'm really referring to all women...

    You have "simps" (which I'm going to make a thread about)
    That will do anything for a woman's approval. Even if it means financially supporting her, always being at her becking call, and so on..
    Simply just because she's a woman that's readily available and is giving him a bit of attention.. She's probably not even treetrunking him.

    As a beautiful woman, I KNOW you have encountered simps that was ready to do give you the world, marry you and all this butter.. And you barely was giving him the time of day.

    The woman either accepts his advancements or continues to string him along, they do either one - but they do it without any real love and devotion for him.

    Then you got these players out here, that know how WOMEN aka "HOES" (as I was calling them) really are.. And they play games, they don't want to commit, they are about themselves and so on..

    These chicks will move treetrunkin mountains for that guy..

    And in a sense, men kind of are the same way with women.. Women that are too available, too ready and butter..

    But I think women cheat more than men. We just don't hear about it.
    I think women are more hot and beautiful today than they've ever been in history .. Adding the fact that they have dick and dates at their finger tips with these phones and apps..

    So I'm simply just looking out for guys that have a hot girl in their life, and they don't want to commit because the of risk.. Or they don't know how to keep her remotely interested in them..

    And I'm looking out for these women that can't get their man to commit. I simply just think he either not ready for commitment, not that into her, or just can't trust her..
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    Posted by Squishy_Marshmallows
    The truth is men love hoes.


    This is kind of hard to explain, considering women get cheated on and the girl be a hoe..

    But are these men COMMITTING to these hoes?

    If they are, they're suckers.. Or he playing her too.
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    Posted by enfant_terrible
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by enfant_terrible
    Posted by Emhendo
    If any chicks wishes to be official with me, THAT'S what she's going to have to do.


    So does any chick wish to be official with you?


    Look at you... Trynna be nosey and hoping I say some sorry ass butter like "Nooo but I wishhhhh"

    I've had many offers, just went to the movies last month and got ice and sprite thrown on my lap because I wasn't ready for commitment.

    In this case, I didn't bother to tell her she has to do X, Y and Z for me to commit... I'm simply not ready for commitment.


    At the end of the day though, even if a chick pursues you and makes you her whole world and agrees to all your conditions.. that can all change in an instant if her needs change. Do you intend to chain her to your bed post if that happens or what's in the Emhendo emergancy manual?
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    Y'all trynna make this a needy/clingy thing because that's how Y'ALL think and Y'ALL approach relationships.

    NOT ME.

    So if I sense "her needs are changing", why continue the relationship any further?

    "Are you gonna chain her to your best post" durhurhurhur.. That dorky ass question.

    I have been practicing a non-attached attitude for the past year. I don't get attached anymore, I just admire these girls a lot and enjoy them. You should try it.
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    Posted by LadyNeptune
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by LadyNeptune
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by Moonbutter
    Posted by Emhendo
    Just a thread I will leave here, full of photos, links, and videos for anybody that needs to be reminded not to trust these cookiemonsteres.

    We are living in the age of secrecy, technology, and communication without being face-to-face.

    We jump into relationships too easily these days and I believe a woman has to take very drastic but necessary steps before a man should commit to her.

    I won't commit to a woman unless she does the following to have my ironclad, definite trust:
    *Deactivates all social media accounts and apps
    *Puts a keylogger on her phone
    *Has no password for her phone/I have the password
    *Never at nightclubs, never out late
    *No male friends

    Remember, you don't have to trust a woman to love a woman.

    If she wants REALLY wants commitment and she REALLY wants to be with you and you're the only man for her, she WILL do the following to have you in her life as her man.

    If she doesn't agree and has a problem with that, she simply does not want you that bad.. And by all means, keep on pimping her and nothing more. No titles, just fun..

    I've seen it done, I've had it done. It's possible for a woman to agree to these measures. I don't want to argue about it.

    This makes you comfortable in your relationship and keeps you from subsiding to weak ass behaviors the average person will subside to; like blowing up her phone, questioning her, being up her ass..

    With these measures in place, why would you give a butter when she knows you can catch her slipping at any moment?

    Trust is inevitable and it is not unconditional. It has to be tended to like a little plant.


    So checking on your girl's fedility and faithfulness every now and then does not make you insecure. It makes you know your cookiemonster is properly in-line and you can continue to trust her.

    If you can't trust her, why be with her?

    First off, none of this ridiculous, controlling list ensures someone won’t cheat. In fact, they may cheat just to piss you off and see if they can get away with it while obeying your commandments 😆



    If whoever I'm dating is 100% happy, respects me, aroused by me..

    Everything you saying don't even make sense. That WOULD NOT HAPPEN..

    I've seen it done, I've had it done, I'm not the only one out here taking extra measures with millennial girls.


    It’s all well and good to have standards and boundaries. But has this actually worked for you?
    And for how long...?

    What’s the longest relationship you’ve had? And how did it end.




    It has worked, she was simply just a woman willing to do anything to grant my trust for a long term relationship..

    What had happened is that I went back to Chicago, because my dreams come first. I used to live in Cincinnati and Indianapolis.

    Other than that, the downfall is nobody's business.


    How long was the relationship?
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    Does it really matter?

    Almost 2 years.....
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    I ain't studying these DXP cookiemonsteres .. All they need to do is consider what I'm saying if they want that man..

    And my homies on DXP hear me loud and clear with agreement - so that's REALLY what matter the most to me.

    These the same women wondering why h   Read more
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    Posted by LadyNeptune
    Posted by Emhendo
    Posted by Moonbutter
    Posted by Emhendo
    Just a thread I will leave here, full of photos, links, and videos for anybody that needs to be reminded not to trust these cookiemonsteres.

    We are living in the age of secrecy, technology, and communication without being face-to-face.

    We jump into relationships too easily these days and I believe a woman has to take very drastic but necessary steps before a man should commit to her.

    I won't commit to a woman unless she does the following to have my ironclad, definite trust:
    *Deactivates all social media accounts and apps
    *Puts a keylogger on her phone
    *Has no password for her phone/I have the password
    *Never at nightclubs, never out late
    *No male friends

    Remember, you don't have to trust a woman to love a woman.

    If she wants REALLY wants commitment and she REALLY wants to be with you and you're the only man for her, she WILL do the following to have you in her life as her man.

    If she doesn't agree and has a problem with that, she simply does not want you that bad.. And by all means, keep on pimping her and nothing more. No titles, just fun..

    I've seen it done, I've had it done. It's possible for a woman to agree to these measures. I don't want to argue about it.

    This makes you comfortable in your relationship and keeps you from subsiding to weak ass behaviors the average person will subside to; like blowing up her phone, questioning her, being up her ass..

    With these measures in place, why would you give a butter when she knows you can catch her slipping at any moment?

    Trust is inevitable and it is not unconditional. It has to be tended to like a little plant.


    So checking on your girl's fedility and faithfulness every now and then does not make you insecure. It makes you know your cookiemonster is properly in-line and you can continue to trust her.

    If you can't trust her, why be with her?

    First off, none of this ridiculous, controlling list ensures someone won’t cheat. In fact, they may cheat just to piss you off and see if they can get away with it while obeying your commandments 😆



    If whoever I'm dating is 100% happy, respects me, aroused by me..

    Everything you saying don't even make sense. That WOULD NOT HAPPEN..

    I've seen it done, I've had it done, I'm not the only one out here taking extra measures with millennial girls.


    It’s all well and good to have standards and boundaries. But has this actually worked for you?
    And for how long...?

    What’s the longest relationship you’ve had? And how did it end.


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    It has worked, she was simply just a woman willing to do anything to grant my trust for a long term relationship..

    What had happened is that I went back to Chicago, because my dreams come first. I used to live in Cincinnati and Indianapolis.

    Other than that, the downfall is nobody's business.
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    Oh NOW it's funny


    YEAH... YEAH... Y'all didn't think about that.
    I say cookiemonsteres this, cookiemonsteres that - but I be trying to spare y'all treetrunking FEELINGS at the end of the day, and respect y'all as ladies and not throw none of that in y'all face.
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    Posted by enfant_terrible
    Posted by Emhendo
    If any chicks wishes to be official with me, THAT'S what she's going to have to do.


    So does any chick wish to be official with you?
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    Look at you... Trynna be nosey and hoping I say some sorry ass butter like "Nooo but I wishhhhh"

    I've had many offers, just went to the movies last month and got ice and sprite thrown on my lap because I wasn't ready for commitment.

    In this case, I didn't bother to tell her she has to do X, Y and Z for me to commit... I'm simply not ready for commitment.
  • Emhendo
    Da Killificent Jigga Buu. Mackjestic Drips💧Blood is a liquid.
    22 years old from Chicago soufsidee
    cookiemonsteres that can't find a man, haven't gotten they kitty ate in years, or their man can't commit to them or marry them.. Got THE MOST to say.

    It's because these men y'all love can't trust you cookiemonsteres. You just THINK he trusts you. I'm trynna give y'all t   Read more