bittersweetLemon
@bittersweetLemon
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Brutally honest personality test
Apparently, even Jesus hates me....
Robot 😄
You are 71% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
You are 71% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.
You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
Posted by NemesisPosted by dofacc
Apparently, even Jesus hates me....
you??re not alone 😄 lol.click to expand
smart arses, you two?
Posted by Iwill
I'm perfect or a total monster - no results came in *>😢*
+1 and I'm not doing that sh*t over.
Posted by PhoenixRisingPosted by Iwill
I'm perfect or a total monster - no results came in *>😢*
+1 and I'm not doing that sh*t over.click to expand
Me neither. I waited forever looking at a blank screen. (perhaps that was the answer)
Posted by NemesisPosted by bittersweetLemonPosted by NemesisPosted by dofacc
Apparently, even Jesus hates me....
you??re not alone 😄 lol.
smart arses, you two?
.... if you paid attention to the test - you would have noticed the gif that appears "even jesus hates you".... dofacc as an aries probably got a bit pissed off cause it was taking forever and the results didn't show....
you feeling dumb enough now?
click to expand
Hmm...perhaps I didn't pay attention either! 😄
Posted by NemesisPosted by bittersweetLemonPosted by NemesisPosted by dofacc
Apparently, even Jesus hates me....
you??re not alone 😄 lol.
smart arses, you two?
.... if you paid attention to the test - you would have noticed the gif that appears "even jesus hates you".... dofacc as an aries probably got a bit pissed off cause it was taking forever and the results didn't show....
you feeling dumb enough now?
click to expand
When dofacc said "even Jesus hates me" I thought, you two got the "smart ass" as a result which begins with this:
"You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink."
I had no idea this test wasn't working for some. are you a member, nem?
Posted by WynterPosted by PhoenixRisingPosted by Iwill
I'm perfect or a total monster - no results came in *>😢*
+1 and I'm not doing that sh*t over.
Me neither. I waited forever looking at a blank screen. (perhaps that was the answer)click to expand
urgh i see. it seems this quiz only works for people who have an okcupid account...not cool. :/
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My result:
Capitalist Pig
You are the Capitalist Pig! This means that you are less emotional than most, focusing more on logic. You are also more selfish, greedy, and care very little for the well-being of others, hence you probably hold capitalistic political views. This also means that you are particularly swinish, willing to grouse in any amount of shit for your own gain, and obese with greed. You are also an extrovert, like most of the people in the hallmark capitalistic country of America. Despite these traits, you are surprisingly not very arrogant, tending to view yourself as equal to others, just like the principle of Democracy in America. Which seems strange given that you are so mean and brutal to others at times. But despite your intentions to see others as equal, and to not be an arrogant twat, it must always be remembered that while all animals are created equal, some are more equal than others--the pigs being more equal. So while you may not be full of yourself, you certainly don't treat others with the respect they deserve. So like any farmyard pig, you are greedy, noisy, and don't care about others. The only difference between you and a pig is that you are more rational and intelligent. In conclusion, your personality defect is that you are a bit too logical, rather unemotional, way too extroverted, and also very brutal in regards to others. You may even be a bit insecure about yourself, little piggy. But at least you're not a platypus. It must suck to be a platypus, you know? All those identity issues.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.