DAMNATAAAAAAA XD

http://www.dreadcentral.com/news/54489/dracula-s-grave-has-been-found-and-researchers-plan-to-open-it-bad-plan/

pfft...just a decoy.

I've got my silver bullets, cross, and stake ready. I'll bring some holy water along with my shotgun. 😆

It's fun to see this while getting ready to watch last Sunday's episode of The Strain and then the power goes out because of the rain outside. 😆

Posted by Gobshite
Stop taking the piss out of my dad!

I hate to tell you this..but we're not related.

Yes. Damnata is a Countess. In fact she goes by the name of- Countess Draculara. Yep

Posted by Sn1p3r187
Yes. Damnata is a Countess. In fact she goes by the name of- Countess Draculara. Yep

When I was young an italian chick had a concert in Romania. My dad was a great fan so he asked me to go and have her sign one of those old vynils.

When I got to her she was pretty tipsy/drunk, asked for my name which coincidentally sounds a bit like Dracula..and wrote "To Dracula, with love".

He never let me live that moment down.

Posted by Damnata

Posted by Sn1p3r187
Yes. Damnata is a Countess. In fact she goes by the name of- Countess Draculara. Yep

When I was young an italian chick had a concert in Romania. My dad was a great fan so he asked me to go and have her sign one of those old vynils.

When I got to her she was pretty tipsy/drunk, asked for my name which coincidentally sounds a bit like Dracula..and wrote "To Dracula, with love".

He never let me live that moment down.

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I just came here to fart.

Posted by KVZZMIR11
What about that Elizabeth Bathory?

Woman used to murder and bathe in Virgo blood, because she thought it made her skin look more youthful.

Needless to say, she was from Hungary, along with Vlad the Impaler.

Yup, I read about her. She was a Leo though.

Vlad the Impaler was from Romania, the southern part known as Wallachia.

Posted by KVZZMIR11
He was born in Segesv??r, Kingdom of Hungary now Sighi??oara, Romania, and died somewhere between Wallachica.

He is said to be born anywhere between late November-early December...(Sagittarius season.)

I know a Libra guy that looks so much like him.

There was a saying that when he ruled..you could've placed a golden cup on the edge of any fountain and no one would dare steal it.

Great strategist also.

It's good to know that he was a fellow-countryman. Sort of. I'm half Hungarian.

I always thought Vlad was Russian. He grew up in Romania?

Perhaps you're thinking of Vladimir Putin.

Posted by Sn1p3r187
I always thought Vlad was Russian. He grew up in Romania?

He was the ruler of Vallachia, the southern part of Romania.

Posted by Wynter
Perhaps you're thinking of Vladimir Putin.

I think he was thinking of Ivan the Terrible (don't know if I translated correctly)

But yeah, not that much of a stretch 😄

Ah. Well I always assume everyone is thinking of Mr Putin, since I always am — 😆

Posted by Damnata

Posted by KVZZMIR11
What about that Elizabeth Bathory?

Woman used to murder and bathe in Virgo blood, because she thought it made her skin look more youthful.

Needless to say, she was from Hungary, along with Vlad the Impaler.

Yup, I read about her. She was a Leo though.

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With a Pisces Moon.

And it was Virgin's blood.* 🙂

* She was framed, btw-- at least that's what I think.

She couldn't be defeated in the traditional manner, hence the fabrication.

You know what, I'll reconsider letting Damnata bite me. I think I'll enjoy immortality; that and I'll be the only vampire to actually enjoy the sun. Just count me Count Scope. 😄