Caffeine withdrawals

Woke up and no coffee in sight.

I do! well I did! Drinking some tea right now but it just doesn't cut it!

Was hoping to get to work and make myself one but apparently it's dead so I have the day off. Now my house mates are avoiding me like the plague because they know I've been searching for coffee lmao!

oh no lol I'm more of a night worker so my day starts at 6 in the afternoon!

Dear God, the absolute horror. @_@

Posted by libraCUSPscorpio
I will make you a deliciously hand crafted beverage made with legendary service. I'm such a good little corporate worker. Whatchu want? Dopio? That's what I'm feelin' right meow. Over ice in a 16oz with 1pWM and CR drizz with some 2% on top.

Or 1/2
3
G
3pWM, 2pP
S / lt. H20
No F, no WC, XH
PWM

Try and guess that!! This lady fuckin' kills me with the extra hot soy no foam shit.

Are you SERIOUS? Where is this said lady, I will fly over and have her put down!

Posted by libraCUSPscorpio
haha. There's worse than that!

http://bitterbarista.com/

^^^ I enjoy this very much.

HAHA some of them are hilarious! But I love this one!

"Here's my phone number. That way you can actually be talking to me when you're on the phone while ordering!" *scribbles down in notebook*

and this one unfortunately lol:

"This latte is beautiful, how did you get so good at this?" - Give up on Life get desperate for rent money, then wait five years!

HAHAHA!

If only I can be that blunt though lol but I have made a habit of chasing down the runners. Shit gets cray when you see a barista hop the counter! It's funny because now everytime I order a coffee elsewhere I'm secretly trying to see if they have the I'll cut you up eyes.

starbucks totally overrated, here's the good stuff:


macchiato or doppio all the way 😄

haha that's the trade off I guess! I did my starbucks duty for a year and I miss not running out of shit! I did get in trouble for never using the thermometer tho. One has to feeeeeeeeel the hotness, FEEL IT!

My faith in the art of coffee is weak! haha isn't that almost like cheating! Do you guys also have a preconfigured grinder that does everything! This is why I need to retrain baristas because they don't know how to work machines!

and yeah I found that as well when I went to Taiwan, there's almost no coffee shops but a lot of gourmet (which they don't even know how to make coffee) shops and only starbucks! Guess Asians just don't appreciate coffee as much!

My god that sounds amazing! I think my coffee tastebuds started tingling when I read the wiki 😢 Will have to book a flight that stops over there on my way to Japan later 😄

Thanks 😄 Been researching different beans and yep definitely tried the cat poop coffee but way too expensive to import. Wanting to start up an amazing coffee shop myself!

naw food talk now I'm hungry! lol

And there's actually a bubble tea shop here in Sydney called DCup! Upon closer inspection, they definitely are *whistles*