Die Miserably

"I hope you die miserably."

The above phrase is so succinct, so elegant and so in-tune with this site that I'm sure many of you felt flutters of joy upon reading it.

Like many others, when I came to this site, I sought information and clarity on astrology. I also wanted to know what made the assholes in my life tick so that I could either bend them to my will or ensure that they "die miserably."

In spite of the turmoil that brought me here, astrology has always been an interest and prior to this site, I'd never had a venue in which I could ask questions or share thoughts with others on this topic.

Now where I was initially excited to be amongst my astro-peers, a year or so later, I am thoroughly convinced that the majority of you are morons.

How many of you, especially those who have been on this site 2+ years, even know what a House placement is? How many of you look at your charts and think, "Ooooh, look at all the purty colors?" What a bunch of worthless dipshits and yet, I'm the offensive one? Your ignorance fucking offends me...call it even.

Far too many of you spend far too much time trying to "take down" person x instead of remembering what brought you here in the first place. In the last month, you've posted nothing regarding signs, nothing regarding astrology, nothing regarding personal insight or perspective, but hey, you view yourself to be "positive."

Instead of expanding your astrological knowledge, you dig into the bowels of other's personal lives in hopes that you will find a name, a picture, a deed by which you can "reveal them for who they truly are."

Well let me save you the time with regard to yours truly.

I am a bitch!

Fuck you and hello!

Now, I just tend to be a sarcastic pain in the ass. But yes, at one point I did really want to learn.

I've obviously not learned very much in the way of astrology..... any pointers? Other than to fuck off and die? 😄

Too many syllables

No advice really. I think we all come here to learn about others, but if you've been here long enough, you should be exploring yourself.

ie, I never knew how relevant astrology was until I explored my chart and by virtue of examining myself, it's easier to understand/read others.

Dxp has simply pimped my bullshit meter.

You sound like a victim.

I can put my foot up your ass if that'd alter your interpretation?

Ok, but I would like to explore myself and my placements further..... I just don't really know how. For instance, I'm ALL fire and air. I'd like to explore that further. I truly don't know what houses are.....

When I first came through here I didn't even know what a chart looked like or the importance of anything more than the sun sign.... So I guess I have learned, but how can I find more? Got any good book or websites recommendations to learn from?

My shit can kill your foot, you've been warned.

I believe you. Virgos are indeed full of shit.

Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Ok, but I would like to explore myself and my placements further..... I just don't really know how. For instance, I'm ALL fire and air. I'd like to explore that further. I truly don't know what houses are.....

When I first came through here I didn't even know what a chart looked like or the importance of anything more than the sun sign.... So I guess I have learned, but how can I find more? Got any good book or websites recommendations to learn from?

Cafeastrology is amazing for staters. Most ppl gett heir chart, read the brief synopsis and quit there. Unfortunately, that doesn't tell you shit.

ie, if it says you have Sun Conjunct Mercury, google it. Actually google aspects of your chart beyond your sun sign.

Cafeastro also tells you what house your planets are in. So for example if it says Sun in House I, google, sun in the first house.

It takes time but all the info is out there and for me, I'd rather learn by my own hand than have someone interpret for me.

Posted by caligula
I believe you. Virgos are indeed full of shit.

So how come you're fat and Im not?

European famine and tapeworm?

Anyway, that dipshit's proving my point.

Ta!

Posted by caligula

Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Ok, but I would like to explore myself and my placements further..... I just don't really know how. For instance, I'm ALL fire and air. I'd like to explore that further. I truly don't know what houses are.....

When I first came through here I didn't even know what a chart looked like or the importance of anything more than the sun sign.... So I guess I have learned, but how can I find more? Got any good book or websites recommendations to learn from?

Cafeastrology is amazing for staters. Most ppl gett heir chart, read the brief synopsis and quit there. Unfortunately, that doesn't tell you shit.

ie, if it says you have Sun Conjunct Mercury, google it. Actually google aspects of your chart beyond your sun sign.

Cafeastro also tells you what house your planets are in. So for example if it says Sun in House I, google, sun in the first house.

It takes time but all the info is out there and for me, I'd rather learn by my own hand than have someone interpret for me.

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Cool! Thanks. I hadn't ever pulled my chart here. I'd always gone to AstroLabe to pull charts.

The only *point* you wanted to touch here was my butthole, so yeah I can see the relevance in your shit-obsession.

😄

Hello. My name is VB, and I am chart challenged.

my modus operandi is not knowing a damn thing about astrology?

my modus operandi is gathering personal information about people on this site outside the realm of dxp?


bitch, get the fuuuuuuuuck outta here. you're a pisces right? yeah, total waste of energy.

you know...you can be kinda stupid

Posted by caligula

you know...you can be kinda stupid

kinda —?

WE COME FOR DIFFERENT REASONS
I CAME TO DEBUNK ALL THIS STAR GAZING BULL SHIT
I MEAN COME ON DO YOUR SCOPE THEY ARE ALL BULL SHIT.

Posted by caligula
"I hope you die miserably."

The above phrase is so succinct, so elegant and so in-tune with this site that I'm sure many of you felt flutters of joy upon reading it.

Like many others, when I came to this site, I sought information and clarity on astrology. I also wanted to know what made the assholes in my life tick so that I could either bend them to my will or ensure that they "die miserably."

In spite of the turmoil that brought me here, astrology has always been an interest and prior to this site, I'd never had a venue in which I could ask questions or share thoughts with others on this topic.

Now where I was initially excited to be amongst my astro-peers, a year or so later, I am thoroughly convinced that the majority of you are morons.

How many of you, especially those who have been on this site 2+ years, even know what a House placement is? How many of you look at your charts and think, "Ooooh, look at all the purty colors?" What a bunch of worthless dipshits and yet, I'm the offensive one? Your ignorance fucking offends me...call it even.

Far too many of you spend far too much time trying to "take down" person x instead of remembering what brought you here in the first place. In the last month, you've posted nothing regarding signs, nothing regarding astrology, nothing regarding personal insight or perspective, but hey, you view yourself to be "positive."

Instead of expanding your astrological knowledge, you dig into the bowels of other's personal lives in hopes that you will find a name, a picture, a deed by which you can "reveal them for who they truly are."

Well let me save you the time with regard to yours truly.

I am a bitch!

Fuck you and hello!

TELL IT HOW IT IS.........DO THE DAMN THING......HAIR ON TONGUE....I THINK NOT.....LMAO!!

Posted by venusianbull
Hello. My name is VB, and I am chart challenged.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by caligula
I believe you. Virgos are indeed full of shit.

So how come you're fat and Im not?

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HAHA! I dont know what is funnier, the statement in itself bcuz of the beef, or the assumption bcuz your judging off a profile pic that may not even be real.....

Posted by caligula
my modus operandi is not knowing a damn thing about astrology?

my modus operandi is gathering personal information about people on this site outside the realm of dxp?


bitch, get the fuuuuuuuuck outta here. you're a pisces right? yeah, total waste of energy.

But deep down you love Pisces 😉

Posted by CrabbyTwins

Posted by venusianbull
Hello. My name is VB, and I am chart challenged.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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😉

Posted by CrabbyTwins

Posted by BoomShakalakaBoom

Posted by caligula
I believe you. Virgos are indeed full of shit.

So how come you're fat and Im not?

HAHA! I dont know what is funnier, the statement in itself bcuz of the beef, or the assumption bcuz your judging off a profile pic that may not even be real.....

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of course it's real. why would you assume otherwise? i think it's a high quality pic and am offended by your insinuation that it's not legit.

lol I always say its a damn shame that I've been on this site for so long, and still can't fully interpret a chart.


I have mixed feelings about astro in general. Not to mention, when I do see those who are deep into it, it just turns me off :/

Posted by MsPisces.
lol I always say its a damn shame that I've been on this site for so long, and still can't fully interpret a chart.


I have mixed feelings about astro in general. Not to mention, when I do see those who are deep into it, it just turns me off :/

you have mixed feelings? it's probably with your saturn/uranus.

to say one doesn't fully subscribe to astrology and then to choose a name like MsPisces?

hmm...fish folk 😛

i saw that TV and it was incoherent.

i don't value people online more. i simply did not know people in RL who knew more than i did. most people only know their sun signs and most are comfortable with that. however, if you join an astro site or came here initially for an astrological perspective, it implies that you want to know more than the average juan does it not?

hiding and unhiding?

you're such a weirdo

heh. Well I started the MsPisces thing back in like 06 or 07 when I first got here, if that makes a difference.


But while I do believe in the fundamentals of it, how far that belief actually goes is what I struggle with. Like, how much rings true just because its supposed to? That sort of thing.

What about my Saturn/Uranus, btw? 😛

Basically, I think we're on to something with astrology, not sure how much tho.

well if you knew your chart... 😛

usually people who struggle with religion/spirituality/etc in some way, have some strong aspects in one/both of those planets and/or the houses they're in.

Posted by MsPisces.
Basically, I think we're on to something with astrology, not sure how much tho.

well personally, i wasn't all gung-ho for it myself...until i did my chart. before, it was just interesting. it related to me but it didn't. when i did my chart and started examining it in-depth, much of what i gleaned was undeniable. it wasn't as if i was looking for correlations, it's just that the correlations were there...for me anyway.

i think if those who care to bother actually look deeper into their charts, they'd be surprised...especially if your chart is heavily aspected in areas.

i mean, who'd a thunk that i'd have a heavy pisces influence, but if ya knew me, you'd undastand how not shocking that truly is.

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Posted by caligula
hiding and unhiding?

you're such a weirdo

I hid it because I only realized that it didn't make sense until AFTER I posted...then I wanted to fix it, THEN I got lazy and said "fuck it" incoherent better be good enough!

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morning cocktails, they'll get you every time.

in other words, you have a half-assed nature and that extends to other aspects of your life.

congrats!

regardless, if you're here, if you're taking up space, if you then also choose to impart "knowledge" on astrology, then acknowledge that you don't know shit and stfu!

if however you're here for shits and giggles, do you. there are plenty of worthless people in the world soooo...

Yea, I've been meaning to learn how to understand my chart more in depth, but have yet to get around to it 5 years later 😛



Zodiac in degrees 0.00 Placidus Orb:0
Sun Pisces 12.44 AscendantCancer 17.03
Moon Scorpio 11.54 II Leo 8.27
Mercury Aquarius24.42 III Virgo 2.47
Venus Aries 11.04 IV Libra 2.34
Mars Aries 5.18 V Scorpio 7.59
Jupiter Sagittarius10.02 VI Sagittarius14.31
Saturn Scorpio 4.07 R VII Capricorn17.03
Uranus Sagittarius9.04 VIII Aquarius8.27
Neptune Sagittarius29.02 IX Pisces 2.47
Pluto Libra29.16 R Midheaven Aries 2.34
Lilith Capricorn28.29 XI Taurus 7.59
Asc nodeCancer1.32 XII Gemini 14.31


Planet Aspect Planet Orb/Value
Sun Trine Moon 0.50 85
Sun Square Jupiter 2.42 -124
Sun Square Uranus 3.40 -50
Sun Trine Ascendant 4.19 46
Moon Conjunction Saturn 7.47 9
Moon Trine Ascendant 5.09 16
Mercury Trine Pluto 4.33 39
Venus Conjunction Mars 5.46 231
Venus Trine Jupiter 1.02 110
Venus Trine Uranus 2.01 52
Venus Square Ascendant 5.59 -0
Venus Conjunction Midheaven 8.31 29
Mars Trine Jupiter 4.44 101
Mars Trine Uranus 3.46 71
Mars Conjunction Midheaven 2.44 261
Jupiter Conjunction Uranus 0.58 433
Jupiter Trine Midheaven 7.28 5
Saturn Conjunction Pluto 4.51 103
Uranus Trine Midheaven 6.30 6
Neptune Sextile Pluto 0.14 56
Neptune Square Midheaven 3.32 -8
1653 -182 1471

But nothing is worse than those who clearly know very little about it, but reference it ALL the time and make little to no sense while doing it lol So annoying.

Posted by caligula
well if you knew your chart... 😛

usually people who struggle with religion/spirituality/etc in some way, have some strong aspects in one/both of those planets and/or the houses they're in.

Can you elaborate on this please?

Google is your friend!


(I hate when people say that shit)

but google is your friend 😛


i'll look at your chart and see if i can find anything interesting. granted, it'll be interesting to me, not necessarily you because i so totally don't know ya!

lol Dont you mean the other way around?

nah, you said you don't believe so will most likely refute.

hopefully what i'm able to discover is relevant to you and if not, astrology is bullshit...or so some believe

yo tubz! not coping too well with all that Libran energy as of lately it seems 😛

In other words, your aries moon is getting gangbanged.

Ahh okay.

i have no clue wtf you're talking about, but good for you in thinking you said something clever...GOOD FOR YOU!

*pat pat*

Yeh! Leave Aries Moon out of it! 😛

Tubz, thats cause you never find time to look at the skies for a moment, so much bitching over nothing could be the cause.