AIR SIGN'S ANONYMOUS (AA)

Today's Meeting: EMOTIONS (Pick up a cookie before taking a seat)

*stands*

Hi, everyone. My name is 1two3go -- *chorus of "Hi, 1two3go"* -- hi, uh, and, well... I'm an ER (Emotional Retard).

I can't pin point a specific time when my aversion began but it's reached a point where it's beginning to interfere with my life. It may just be my Pisces moon bitching about nothing - and I'm off to the Other Sign's Anonymous meeting to discuss this - but I'm beginning to feel something's not quite right here.

For starters I'm sick of people being uneasy around me because I don't show as much emotion as they'd like when all that's going on is me trying my darndest to keep from blowing up - negatively AND positively - over the slightest thing. I don't like drama you see, unless of course it's on TV hyuk hyuk... *blank stares from meeting attendees*.

Um, uh - there's also the issue of timing, you see. I don't know if you Leebs or Gems ever feel this way but sometimes I feel out of synch with the rest of the world - elated when everyone's grumpy and grumpy when everyone's elated. This only seems to alienate me further when I just want to good vibes all around but contrary to what is usually believed I have no say on the matter. I don't do that shit on purpose.

Finally, I hate the uneasiness I feel when I share a, uh... "moment" (quote fingers) with someone. These doubts just come flooding in and although I'm convinced most folk aren't out to hurt me I know that things change, people change, opinions and impressions change and a countdown to the day things fall apart has been activated the moment things shift emotionally between me and whoever I happen to share this moment with.

Thank you for listening my air brothers and sisters and hopefuly we can get to the bottom of emotions intellectually.

*takes seat and nibbles on cookie demurely like a widdle bunny wabbit*

Sounds to me like you just need a drink 😛

Hi guys I'm robort, and I'm an unemotional air sign 😭

Robot!!! Sorry I'm skyping my friend got it mixed. I'm not a man I swear xD

CURE: Go sit on the scorp board for a while. You'll feel our emotions, the most intense, deep ones you'll ever see. Maybe you can study us?

Posted by iceredrobot
Hi guys I'm robort, and I'm an unemotional air sign 😭

INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! WATER SIGN INFILTRATION! COMMENCE ERECTION OF EMOTIONAL BARRIERS!

I'll have you know I'm a water bearer. I just can't find my jar thingy...or my bearer😛

Posted by iceredrobot
I'll have you know I'm a water bearer. I just can't find my jar thingy...or my bearer😛

Don't... be... deceived... 1two3go. Focus... on... the footballer! GAAAAH-AGH - you're a pisces!

*breathes heavily*

That was extremely hard for me...

It's like my post is being rained on 😄

Posted by 1two3go
Don't... be... deceived... 1two3go. Focus... on... the footballer! GAAAAH-AGH - you're a pisces!

*breathes heavily*

That was extremely hard for me...

Oh come on let me into your club I'm a cusper, plus I was conceived by an air sign so I'm biologically half an air sign, good enough y/n?

Posted by iceredrobot
It's like my post is being rained on 😄

Posted by 1two3go
Don't... be... deceived... 1two3go. Focus... on... the footballer! GAAAAH-AGH - you're a pisces!

*breathes heavily*

That was extremely hard for me...

Oh come on let me into your club I'm a cusper, plus I was conceived by an air sign so I'm biologically half an air sign, good enough y/n?

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*sighs dramatically*

FIIIINE. Welcome to the club...

Half aqua half pisces? Bloody bloody damn I feel for you (me haz pisces moon).

Posted by TastesOfChaos
Damn it!! It happened again!!

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*Imagine Mr Burns's voice while reading*

Yes, yes - cry

Posted by 1two3go
*sighs dramatically*

FIIIINE. Welcome to the club...

Half aqua half pisces? Bloody bloody damn I feel for you (me haz pisces moon).

YES😈

Posted by TastesOfChaos
I think I might unload all my deep emotions on to this thread from now on.

Things are about to get awkward.

*ducks at the threat of emotional display*

*pokes head out of hiding place*

Is she gone, guys?

Posted by urmadbro
AA?

It's like Alcoholics Anonymous. Only... not.

Posted by urmadbro
ARE YOU AA? The english fello?

What a dapper pussy, wot wot! Cheerio, old chap!