Duel

Morgan- this one's for you.

Sometimes your conversations are a pleasant escape from reality. But most times, you just try to drag me into that abyss of despair that you are in just so that someone else can suffer with you! Get a life- not mine!

Gwen dear, you never had a life to begin with, you should thank me for sharing mine with you.

Very good one. I'm impressed. It took you a whole five minutes to find it in your handy book Insults for Dummies Handbook

They actually published an "Insults for Dummies Handbook"? Oh, that's terrible, I'm not sure if I believe that, but I have to say, your the one who's up on all the "Dummy" books, not me. Well, I guess everyone operates on different levels of intelligence. But seriously Gwen, don't feel bad if you find that you need everything explained in very slow step by step instructions, there are lots of people like that in the world. 🙂

Alright dear Morgan. Keep talking. I know you adore the attention you're getting. All those big words you love whenever you write, just trying to show off for your actual inferiority complex. Stop wasting our time and your ink.

Uh... Gwen... You wanted me to respond to you... You specifically targetted this messageboard at me... But I'll ignore you if you want. Life will be a lot more peaceful that way.

True. But then, what shall I do when I'm bored?

That is the ultamite question of the universe... Anyone have an answer?

You two are cracking me up! My answer: keep amusing me! OK...selfish answer...I am guilty!!

hehe... you really want more?

Oh yeah... insult... *thinking*... ummm...

morgan- you are such an arrogant, "closed-minded ninny" (to quote you) who only thinks about herself. Star isn't selfish- beside you she is a poor philanthropist. Your egotistical demeanor only serves to your further expulsion from society.

Speaking of expulsion- how's that warm tropical air on that island you were exile to?

treetrunking marker

If I'm egotistical, how come you're the one yelling for attention?

If I'm closed minded, why am I even considering what your saying?

I am arrogant, I'll admit that. But I have to be to cover up my self esteem which you shattered with so many uncalled for insults.

Gwen, your mean, over aggresive, and unreasonable.

I don't see any "consideration" from you. "shattered self-esteem" huh? If you were so insecure why would you except this duel? If you're so insecure, why don't you just forfeit and concede me my victory?

Oh and go back to school and study those homonyms like "your" and "you're".

Fools don't deserve victory.

I knew I was going to regret expaining what a homonym was to you.

So Gwen, my sweet innocent, how would you describe yourself?

humble

That was a pun for those slow of wit.

I know exactly what a homonym is, Morgan, I just couldn't remember the name for it at the time. At least I don't get mine confused.

Part of the definition of being humble means not being self-assertive and not proud....

Am I the only one who sees something treetrunked up about Gwen's image of herself?

Okay normally I love duels, especially the kind with swords, like for example, I LOVE the movie "The Count of Monte Cristo". But, I really don't want you two to fight. I'm going to let my Libra side come out now: make love, not war, even if you're not lesbians. lol. Please girls, make peace, or at least, let's see some fencing, if there must be a duel.

You're both intelligent, you're both full of interesting ideas--if you were to get together and start a love train, it would be amazing.

Kay, so there's my attempt at being the peacemaker. 🙂

So you looked it up in the dictionary? I am humble and witty, obviously. Also, I don't go about spewing inflammatory words unfit for the children of the internet to stumble upon. Have you once seen me censored? No, you haven't. That's beause I am much more decent than you and I pick much more appropritate words than treetrunks and markers!

Hehe, you just got censored.

Oh Gwen!!! I love you even though you are a deranged closed minded ninny who only wants to fight!!!

In fact I love you so much that I'll forfeit this pointless duel which you started and your noble humble self can go around bragging that you one a fight.

Happy now?

*hides

well...that worked well...he...he...he

Luv roks.

You call that a forfeit? I see you in a couple days and you will regret these hastey words said in anger!

Pheonix- don't trouble yourself about us.

Oh and yes, I'm happy now- I'm a pisces remember? We love emotional battles.

This was emotional?

Yes, I would call it emotional. I felt at times like I was seeing red. Oh wait... I am seeing red!