Fem Friends Code of Conduct.

You can add some if you like.....


If your dress is hanging open in the back, I??ll let you know and zip it up for you.


If your butt is tucked into your panties or otherwise hanging out of your dress, I??ll kindly inform you.


If you??re in the next dressing room over and need an honest opinion on something you??re trying on, I??ll offer it. Especially if the opinion is —save your money.??


If I come across a woman crying in a public restroom, I will offer her a tissue.


I will always share my tampons or other fem products.


I will babysit for free so my mommy friends can get their drink on.


I will stick up for girls who are not around to defend themselves — and stick up for girls who are around to defend themselves but are too scared to do it!


I will discreetly let you know if your mascara or lipstick is smudged, or if you have egregious —panda bear?? dark eye circles thanks to some misplaced eye shadow.


I will listen to my friend cry and comfort her (even if she's just crying because she's super wasted).


I will listen to my female friends complain about their guy problems, even if I think he sucks and she should dump his ass.

I will volunteer to take my friend home if she's not feeling well or too drunk to get home by herself. I will not let some random dude take her home.


I will apologize immediately for small transgresses, such as stepping on another woman??s foot with my heel, or accidentally spilling something on her.



I will give up my seat to a pregnant lady or a woman with small kids on public transportation and help women with strollers up and down the stairs.



I will always let another woman know there's no toilet paper in a toilet stall, or alternately, pass her toilet paper if she needs some.



I will never sleep with another woman??s man. And I will tell my girl friends if their man is stepping out on them.



I will not engage in body-snarking another woman, either behind her back or to her face.



I will always offer up my single man friends to my single ladies. Just because I don't want them doesn't mean one of my girlfriends won't!

yea lol
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Hold your hair back when you vomit.....hang on, there's a poem about this



I stood up for a lady on the bus and she looked at me and said "I'm not OLD!" and while I was explaining that I didn't mean that and we were laughing about it, some buttbreath teenager with white brain plugs rocked up and plonked his azz down in the seat.

I'll do all of that, except this:

I will babysit for free so my mommy friends can get their drink on.

All nice and good chem, but as whimsy said, no baby-sitting (hell to the no!). Eww on the tampon thing, ur too kind, lol. Here's a few of my own..

*Never date a friend's ex
*Never tell your friend's secrets to a 3rd party.
*Never lend a friend money, it ruins the friendship in some cases.
*Always be honest, if u think they are dating a jerk, tell it like it is.

lol ..... sounds like you think above yourself


Not sure if that's a bad or good thing .. guess it would depend on the motive.

Posted by Layna
lol the tampon thing made me think of when I asked my mum if she had a pad with her since I needed one.

She said yeah and casually took one out of her bag. Now, my friends would discreetly pass it to me, but my mom, the boss she is, was holding it out to the world like it was hand cream... oi.

Me and my sis mini-screamed. 😐






Eh yeah, but... guy code/girl code... makes no difference to me. I would lend a tampon to my guy friends. They work wonders for nose bleeds. 😄

lol my mom did that to me! since she worked 15 minutes from my high school i called her asked could she bring me one. i thought we would be discreet and go in the parking lot..but no, not my mother.

she drove up to the front door, yelled my name waving the pad out the window. i was like wth. i got to the window, she was like i got you super.
my friends will never forget that story..unfortunately.

Posted by WaterCup
All nice and good chem, but as whimsy said, no baby-sitting (hell to the no!). Eww on the tampon thing, ur too kind, lol. Here's a few of my own..

*Never date a friend's ex
*Never tell your friend's secrets to a 3rd party.
*Never lend a friend money, it ruins the friendship in some cases.
*Always be honest, if u think they are dating a jerk, tell it like it is.

oh cool yea i agree with all of those. 🙂

Posted by Whimsy
I'll do all of that, except this:

I will babysit for free so my mommy friends can get their drink on.

awww really, i like babies that arent my own. not to say i wont have them. but they are cute for a while.

Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
Hold your hair back when you vomit.....hang on, there's a poem about this



I stood up for a lady on the bus and she looked at me and said "I'm not OLD!" and while I was explaining that I didn't mean that and we were laughing about it, some buttbreath teenager with white brain plugs rocked up and plonked his azz down in the seat.

lol@ 'I'm not OLD!"..jerk of a teenager. im noticing a lot are like that. i held the door open for a lady and then i walked through and held the door open behind me because i saw a teenager coming. then he let the door close on this woman with bags. he just looked at her and kept walking.

*I will always turn on the faucet or make 'psssssssssssss' noises until a Fem has their bladder empty. You will not have to wait until another leaves because you are 'public restroom shy'.

*I will always carry around a second travel sized pack of Cottonelle, because toilet paper is never reliable enough and nobody enjoys 'clitty litter'.

*I'll offer my sunglasses if a Fem friend is crying and may have to interact with others or be in public. Jackie O is always a classic and you deserve to be glamorous at all times.

*If we're out and a fellow Fem breaks their heel of their shoe, I will proceed to take off my heels and act accordingly until her foot is no longer bare, or until we find a shoestore.



I absolutely adore this thread.

Posted by trolltrain
I will refuse the use of pink coloured, rabbit ears, on my cartoon friends.

lol

Posted by chemengin

Posted by trolltrain
I will refuse the use of pink coloured, rabbit ears, on my cartoon friends.

lol

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Posted by trolltrain
I will refuse the use of pink coloured, rabbit ears, on my cartoon friends.

😛 😛 😛

Posted by sheathedclaws
*I will always turn on the faucet or make 'psssssssssssss' noises until a Fem has their bladder empty. You will not have to wait until another leaves because you are 'public restroom shy'.

*I will always carry around a second travel sized pack of Cottonelle, because toilet paper is never reliable enough and nobody enjoys 'clitty litter'.

*I'll offer my sunglasses if a Fem friend is crying and may have to interact with others or be in public. Jackie O is always a classic and you deserve to be glamorous at all times.

*If we're out and a fellow Fem breaks their heel of their shoe, I will proceed to take off my heels and act accordingly until her foot is no longer bare, or until we find a shoestore.



I absolutely adore this thread.

lol@ clitty litter..these are good. 🙂

Thanks 😉

Posted by chemengin

Posted by Whimsy
I'll do all of that, except this:

I will babysit for free so my mommy friends can get their drink on.

awww really, i like babies that arent my own. not to say i wont have them. but they are cute for a while.

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I'll babysit, but not so you can go drink! You can bring your baby over to my house to drink, or else we can go out to a bar where people bring babys (there are a lot of these where I live).