What is wrong with me?

I cannot stop starring at that couple that i walked in on having sex in the bathroom....and its gross. 😢 i mean damn i thought i would be over it by now.

today at lunch, they were sitting together smiling and talking to each other. all i could think of was..."yea had a little bathroom rump now yall all lovey dovey" ewww.

and then i looked at the guy and thought, "of course you have a very hairy butt i can see hair sticking out of your collar"....he is a very hairy man...

I SHOULDNT BE THINKING THIS STUFF !!!!!!!!

my friend/co work, a sag(i didnt tell her who they are of course)...said that it did in fact traumatize me. i am not a prude so I know what sex looks like. i walked in on my parents when i was younger all the time...surprised they manage to had my younger brothers...but i got over that....

what am i going to do? this couple is very nice. they are sweet to each other, they feed each other, they are single and dating. yea i know all this i been stalking them privately.

my obsession with them is not normal. how do i get over this? lately i have been pinching myself when i get the flashback of hairy butt and pale cottage cheese thighs. 😢

You must have sex with said hairy man.

Posted by Amandus
You must have sex with said hairy man.

LOL that is not an option...although he would have been my first hairy man....mmm

Posted by Amandus
You must have sex with said hairy man.

nom nom nom

thats it i am no longer posting anything on my iphone...thats it. i hate typos.

Just for you Chem 🙂

Posted by lildol
Just for you Chem 🙂

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GROSS...NO THANKS I'M DONE.

mmmmmhmmmm sorry...is that someone you know?

Posted by lildol
Just for you Chem 🙂

mmm he got a lot of arm pit hair...im sure his testicles are somewhere under that bush between his legs.... that is definitely a hairy man.

Posted by trolltrain
looks like your keyboard needs a cleaning chem. you got some sticky keys now 😉

LOL...

Amazon jungle on legs, ewww. He needs to change his surname to Bush.

Im not totally against it though (but not that much hair)as the best lover of my life was all hair. The funny this is that, in my country, a hairy woman is considered hot in bed. As a hairy person myself, i dont show legs, only arms, i can account to having guys drool all over my arms. They are pretty braidable, lol. So yeah..

Posted by lildol
Just for you Chem 🙂

summers must suck for him

Posted by brianafay

Posted by lildol
Just for you Chem 🙂

summers must suck for him

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yes they have too, with this much hair.

Posted by chemengin
I cannot stop starring at that couple that i walked in on having sex in the bathroom....and its gross. 😢 i mean damn i thought i would be over it by now.

today at lunch, they were sitting together smiling and talking to each other. all i could think of was..."yea had a little bathroom rump now yall all lovey dovey" ewww.

and then i looked at the guy and thought, "of course you have a very hairy butt i can see hair sticking out of your collar"....he is a very hairy man...

I SHOULDNT BE THINKING THIS STUFF !!!!!!!!

my friend/co work, a sag(i didnt tell her who they are of course)...said that it did in fact traumatize me. i am not a prude so I know what sex looks like. i walked in on my parents when i was younger all the time...surprised they manage to had my younger brothers...but i got over that....

what am i going to do? this couple is very nice. they are sweet to each other, they feed each other, they are single and dating. yea i know all this i been stalking them privately.

my obsession with them is not normal. how do i get over this? lately i have been pinching myself when i get the flashback of hairy butt and pale cottage cheese thighs. 😢

LMAO!!!

^^^ you made some good points, no need to hide the post.