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Female Orgasm: Proof Of God
What article?
Hm... yeah the article....!!
It was written in invisible ink.... I suppose..
Here it is?
Women have orgasms because they can. Women have orgasms because it's the right thing to do.
Women have orgasms because by and large they refuse to launch monstrous ultraviolent illegal soul-deadening wars over oilsucking phallocentric powermad landwhoring BS powergrabs and therefore they fully deserve all the inexplicable otherworldly cosmically infused clitorally energized pleasures they can get.
Did you catch that keyword? That note of strangeness? It was right there, in the word inexplicable. Because apparently, as far as science is concerned and despite the obvious reasons I assert above, no one really seems to know exactly why women have orgasms at all.
Observe, won't you, a new book by a soft-spoken scientist named Dr. Elisabeth Lloyd, from Indiana U, that basically claims there is no justifiable evolutionary need for the female orgasm whatsoever, that it really serves no known biological purpose and that it's becoming, therefore, increasingly obsolete and redundant and more or less unnecessary.
Note how much fun Dr. Lloyd must be at parties. Or on a date.
After all, the book concludes, the clitoris merely exists to create excitement to promote reproduction, but the female orgasm is merely a weird biological afterthought, a remembrance of things past, a wisp of a hint of something that came long before that maybe only our ape ancestors could fully appreciate and make good use of, mostly for generating a more potent, primitive urge to make little furry ape babies.
But now witness, argues the book, the heartbreaking number of modern non-ape women who have tragically low or nonexistent sex drives but who still feel absolutely compelled to pop out a nice brood of offspring. The female orgasm, clearly, ain't for procreation. It has no effect on the transport of sperm. It doesn't drive maternal desire. So, if the urge to orgasm has no connection with the urge to procreate, why do women get them at all?
This is the great thing about science. It gets all flabbergasted and confounded and scrunchy when confronted with things it doesn't quite understand and that it can't quite figure out and that don't fit into neat categories, especially if said things are astounding explosive events that make women moan and writhe and gasp and grin and feel their deep inborn prelapsarian connection to just about all of eternity, in the space of about 17 seconds.
There is no room in this mode of science for, you know, mystery. There is no room for the deeply funky or the hotly mystical, the moist divine wild card. This is because stiff little science tends to cram all possibility for a given explanation into the great maw of cold beautiful logic and spits out, sadly and tellingly and almost without fail, the cosmic hunks of mystical possibility as if they were indigestible bones.
That scientific view is, of course, one way to look at it. There is, naturally, another.
Let us open up a little, go deep and explore and probe further and say, ahh yes. Because it can also be very easily argued that the female orgasm is, quite simply, the Great Mystical Link, the hot divine thing that connects and communicates and interrelates between heaven and Earth, mind and body, soul and sky, dream state and anal bead, Astroglide and God.
Maybe, in other words, the female orgasm doesn't need a purely biological purpose. Maybe it's about something more. Maybe it has -- dare we say it? -- a spiritual purpose. Vibrational. Transcendental. Gasp! Hide the children.
Well, why not? Have you seen a wild female orgasm lately? Have you borne witness? Because you really, really should. One good look and the fact comes clear: The thing is at once directly hardwired to the deep chthonic Earth while at the same time has the bright shimmering cosmos on speed dial. It's true. It's o
Here it is?
Women have orgasms because they can. Women have orgasms because it's the right thing to do.
Women have orgasms because by and large they refuse to launch monstrous ultraviolent illegal soul-deadening wars over oilsucking phallocentric powermad landwhoring BS powergrabs and therefore they fully deserve all the inexplicable otherworldly cosmically infused clitorally energized pleasures they can get.
Did you catch that keyword? That note of strangeness? It was right there, in the word inexplicable. Because apparently, as far as science is concerned and despite the obvious reasons I assert above, no one really seems to know exactly why women have orgasms at all.
Observe, won't you, a new book by a soft-spoken scientist named Dr. Elisabeth Lloyd, from Indiana U, that basically claims there is no justifiable evolutionary need for the female orgasm whatsoever, that it really serves no known biological purpose and that it's becoming, therefore, increasingly obsolete and redundant and more or less unnecessary.
Note how much fun Dr. Lloyd must be at parties. Or on a date.
After all, the book concludes, the clitoris merely exists to create excitement to promote reproduction, but the female orgasm is merely a weird biological afterthought, a remembrance of things past, a wisp of a hint of something that came long before that maybe only our ape ancestors could fully appreciate and make good use of, mostly for generating a more potent, primitive urge to make little furry ape babies.
But now witness, argues the book, the heartbreaking number of modern non-ape women who have tragically low or nonexistent sex drives but who still feel absolutely compelled to pop out a nice brood of offspring. The female orgasm, clearly, ain't for procreation. It has no effect on the transport of sperm. It doesn't drive maternal desire. So, if the urge to orgasm has no connection with the urge to procreate, why do women get them at all?
This is the great thing about science. It gets all flabbergasted and confounded and scrunchy when confronted with things it doesn't quite understand and that it can't quite figure out and that don't fit into neat categories, especially if said things are astounding explosive events that make women moan and writhe and gasp and grin and feel their deep inborn prelapsarian connection to just about all of eternity, in the space of about 17 seconds.
There is no room in this mode of science for, you know, mystery. There is no room for the deeply funky or the hotly mystical, the moist divine wild card. This is because stiff little science tends to cram all possibility for a given explanation into the great maw of cold beautiful logic and spits out, sadly and tellingly and almost without fail, the cosmic hunks of mystical possibility as if they were indigestible bones.
That scientific view is, of course, one way to look at it. There is, naturally, another.
Let us open up a little, go deep and explore and probe further and say, ahh yes. Because it can also be very easily argued that the female orgasm is, quite simply, the Great Mystical Link, the hot divine thing that connects and communicates and interrelates between heaven and Earth, mind and body, soul and sky, dream state and anal bead, Astroglide and God.
Maybe, in other words, the female orgasm doesn't need a purely biological purpose. Maybe it's about something more. Maybe it has -- dare we say it? -- a spiritual purpose. Vibrational. Transcendental. Gasp! Hide the children.
Well, why not? Have you seen a wild female orgasm lately? Have you borne witness? Because you really, really should. One good look and the fact comes clear: The thing is at once directly hardwired to the deep chthonic Earth while at the same time has the bright shimmering cosmos on speed dial. It's true. It's o
On the foot notes.
The Myth of the Female Orgasms.
'Incredibly, many women wonder why they are 'inorgasmic,' not realizing that the female orgasm is a myth created in the early 1970s, around the time of the 'equal opportunity' movement, as a way for women to gain control over a man's self-esteem.
The premise is simple: men are goal-oriented creatures, and by giving men the goal of creating an 'orgasm,' women set up a classic Pavlovian manipulation scenario. If, and only if the man behaves in exactly the way a woman wishes, moving his exhausted tongue and trembling fingers for long periods of time according to her exact specifications, she will reward him with an 'orgasm' routine that consists of fast breathing, a few 'Oh God's,' and then a slight tensing of the thigh muscles accompanied by some sort of moan or sigh.
Over the years, men have grown so fixated on achieving this dubious 'reward' that it has become integral to their sense of masculinity. While there is no physical evidence that these 'orgasms' actually exist, they have nonetheless proven a remarkably effective tool in manipulating the egos of insecure men.'
Just like the 'Big Bang.'
It's a myth.
I?ve found this article kind of insulting, but since I am the stupid insulter for the past couple of weeks? its kind of cool to read..!
AGAIN............NO OFFENCE?!!
The Myth of the Female Orgasms.
'Incredibly, many women wonder why they are 'inorgasmic,' not realizing that the female orgasm is a myth created in the early 1970s, around the time of the 'equal opportunity' movement, as a way for women to gain control over a man's self-esteem.
The premise is simple: men are goal-oriented creatures, and by giving men the goal of creating an 'orgasm,' women set up a classic Pavlovian manipulation scenario. If, and only if the man behaves in exactly the way a woman wishes, moving his exhausted tongue and trembling fingers for long periods of time according to her exact specifications, she will reward him with an 'orgasm' routine that consists of fast breathing, a few 'Oh God's,' and then a slight tensing of the thigh muscles accompanied by some sort of moan or sigh.
Over the years, men have grown so fixated on achieving this dubious 'reward' that it has become integral to their sense of masculinity. While there is no physical evidence that these 'orgasms' actually exist, they have nonetheless proven a remarkably effective tool in manipulating the egos of insecure men.'
Just like the 'Big Bang.'
It's a myth.
I?ve found this article kind of insulting, but since I am the stupid insulter for the past couple of weeks? its kind of cool to read..!
AGAIN............NO OFFENCE?!!
Now everyone has read it?? like it or not that?s the way it is? (I guess)?!
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angry women..... RIGHT ON!
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angry women..... RIGHT ON!
REMEMBER? article does not talk about FEMALES..!!
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Or does it..??
Such carefully prepared sarcasm. I suppose I'm a right-wing enthusiast, with a twist.
Wasn't the female orgasm the cure for female hysteria at one point in time?
I think the women were hysterical BECAUSE they weren't having orgasms LOL, but yes it was STD. I read about that some time ago...
I think this article was a bit over my head though because I just didn't get the point of it.
Cancerlady
I think this article was a bit over my head though because I just didn't get the point of it.
Cancerlady
The point was.. "I orgasm, therefore I am"
Conservative and republicans view on orgasms,is it doesn't have a purpose and is beastly and bad.The myth footnotes is saying that women don't have orgasms and it was made up by women to gain control over and manipulate men.Then the Dr.Lloyd there plays big headed and completely overexagerates it,that it's purpose is revolutionary.It's not science it's very extreme buddist and hindu spiritual beliefs of sex.Which I myself don't really disagree with sex and it's healing powers(major stress release)but not to the extreme that I'd consider it revalutionary.It's bs in otherwords.
I guess that's why in the "Old Days", men had so many wives and concubines - they just did each other and everybody was happy.
Funny how I remember in the bible (not that I'm religious, though I probably should be) when it talked about sodomy, it only referenced men. This was acceptable for women, so, what does that mean? And men had numerous wives, without fear of any wrath from above. Hum, I wonder?
Lick, lick, yum, yum.
Funny how I remember in the bible (not that I'm religious, though I probably should be) when it talked about sodomy, it only referenced men. This was acceptable for women, so, what does that mean? And men had numerous wives, without fear of any wrath from above. Hum, I wonder?
Lick, lick, yum, yum.
I just love you P-Angel...ain't noffin wrong wif a lil lickin huh?
Cancerlady
Cancerlady
Sex, the total cure!
You've gotta read this. It's hilarious!
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether
a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find
that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone
estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances
of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The
sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled
on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite
sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers
the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
You've gotta read this. It's hilarious!
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether
a person is sexually active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find
that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone
estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances
of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The
sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled
on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you
with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called
pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite
sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers
the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Damn, who knew sex was so great!
Oh yeah, I did!
Thanks for the info Freebird!
Cancerlady
Oh yeah, I did!
Thanks for the info Freebird!
Cancerlady
You know what they say over here about the big O-s - "Twice is nice...anymore is sore"!!!
LMAO Alana...I can barely get the first one sometimes!
Freebird, I agree. Sex is the nicest thing and I think women are the beautiful thing in this whole world. Girls....cheer up.
I proved that sex relaxes you (actually me). Sex gives you such a great feeling. It is so nice.
I proved that sex relaxes you (actually me). Sex gives you such a great feeling. It is so nice.
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