TheReformationChurch
@TheReformationChurch
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I know that your view is superior, my faith in academe is equally na??ve.
This is the mutations of your doubt speaking through a megaphone:
"I'm worried about you. Are you becoming a Demoncrat?"
This is not going to go down well, politically speaking.
This probably isn't that bad yet, there is still glory in the collapse.
Remember this: fighting jealousy is even more against nature than monogamy.
There is still glory in being horny, and salvation is often free like WCs in Europe.
Here is my moral code for evaluation: 7482-0053-9776-0002
This is the mutations of your doubt speaking through a megaphone:
"I'm worried about you. Are you becoming a Demoncrat?"
This is not going to go down well, politically speaking.
This probably isn't that bad yet, there is still glory in the collapse.
Remember this: fighting jealousy is even more against nature than monogamy.
There is still glory in being horny, and salvation is often free like WCs in Europe.
Here is my moral code for evaluation: 7482-0053-9776-0002
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@PurrHisss: From the looks of it, some old goat 🙂
i have no idea what the fuck is going on here
Posted by TVPosted by TheReformationChurchPosted by PurrrrHissss
Omg, LMFAO!
I have two passions in my life: meta-references and crab women.
No more Aquas for you?click to expand
That's right. I want feelings that no one understands or eludes. Deadly t*ts and monster h*ps included.
Show me the most addictive women from your herd, so that I can choose easily without compromises.
Herd women are usually samesy same, and quite cliquey. Beware.
I am flagging your post TV. What are the white women going say about this symbolic gag, and that witch? 😢
Are you offended by the fact that I am offended by your ideals? I think I have to cry over your shoulder now.
Are you offended by the fact that I am offended by your ideals? I think I have to cry over your shoulder now.
Lol! you're killin me
HAHAHAHA LMAO
OMGGG
OMGGG
your brain.
the dot will eat it.
the dot will eat it.
give him a little growl!
lol
Posted by 0987654321234567890
I see you've returned to take our young man on a quest.
Westside, he is your father.
I remember him from one of the test tubes. It was a special order from the Knoxville university, and his name was "no.8".
I experimented much with stolen hip hop DNA at the time. Heavy and cool stuff to say the least.
Baal is angrier than ever before. He has sent me to take revenge on DXP and to demand human burnt offerings.
He accepts only those who are born in the signs of Taurus and Aries. (Do they smell like animals?)
obey his will today, or perish in the future as if nothing ever happened.
The male goat Jesus was a bloody blunder. Deal with your life, it's not about resurrection it's about erection!
Please discard your rustproof crosses, and sing Psalm 22:6 with a fury worthy of a defeat:
"But I am a worm and not a man, scorned by men and despised by the people."
He accepts only those who are born in the signs of Taurus and Aries. (Do they smell like animals?)
obey his will today, or perish in the future as if nothing ever happened.
The male goat Jesus was a bloody blunder. Deal with your life, it's not about resurrection it's about erection!
Please discard your rustproof crosses, and sing Psalm 22:6 with a fury worthy of a defeat:
"But I am a worm and not a man, scorned by men and despised by the people."
To obey is better than sacrificing the fat of rams.
Hey, I didn't ask for a sedated converation.
Can't you be more "fluid", as in the past. F*ck the atheist collective! 😄
Can't you be more "fluid", as in the past. F*ck the atheist collective! 😄
A dyslexic man walks into a bra and buys a beer.
And a seal walks into a club.
And a seal walks into a club.
Posted by 0987654321234567890
What was the seal's name?
Goodnightitwillbenicetosleep. I can't remember the last name.
Lol omg....did you really just talk to yourself for almost an entire page?
Posted by TheReformationChurch
A dyslexic man walks into a bra and buys a beer.
And a seal walks into a club.
hahaha
holy shiet you people are funnay
Posted by 0987654321234567890Posted by 0987654321234567890Posted by 0987654321234567890Posted by 0987654321234567890Posted by 0987654321234567890Posted by 0987654321234567890Posted by 0987654321234567890Posted by 0987654321234567890Posted by 0987654321234567890Posted by 0987654321234567890
Oh I doubt if there is any fat on him. He's Chinese.
If you want a fat Aries, you need an American Aries.
That's racist!
I know. 😢
I'm disappointed in you.
I know, but it's kind of true those, you know?
It's not nice to generalize. It's not fair.
That is complete bullshit. Now you are starting to get on my nerves. Do I look stupid to you?
So you really want me to answer that?
Your answer doesn't matter to me, so go right ahead.
Without generalizing to some extent, we wouldn't be able to compartmentalize information as we do. We must compartmentalize in order to store information efficiently. Also, it is an important skill used in synthesizing information.click to expand
LMFAO. 😄
Posted by TheReformationChurch
Baal is angrier than ever before. He has sent me to take revenge on DXP and to demand human burnt offerings.
He accepts only those who are born in the signs of Taurus and Aries. (Do they smell like animals?)
obey his will today, or perish in the future as if nothing ever happened.
The male goat Jesus was a bloody blunder. Deal with your life, it's not about resurrection it's about erection!
Please discard your rustproof crosses, and sing Psalm 22:6 with a fury worthy of a defeat:
"But I am a worm and not a man, scorned by men and despised by the people."
Only the Church of SATAN demands sacrifice of rams!!
My lack of respect for fictional figures is loosley based on one of my real delusions.
At the same time seeing is believing: Can we deny that Donald Duck exist, when we feed him down at the pond?
What are we basing our truths on here? Did you say a sailor suit? Are you sure?
Let us assume that the clothes makes the man, what do they do with the woman/animal then?
P-Angel where are you in my hour of need? 😢
At the same time seeing is believing: Can we deny that Donald Duck exist, when we feed him down at the pond?
What are we basing our truths on here? Did you say a sailor suit? Are you sure?
Let us assume that the clothes makes the man, what do they do with the woman/animal then?
P-Angel where are you in my hour of need? 😢
Damn right.
Just say no to negativity. 😄
A biologist, a physicist and a mathematician were all drinking coffee and tea and observing a house across the street from them. They notice that two people walk into the house and then an hour later, three people walk out.
Physicist: An experimental error. Our first measurement was incorrect.
Biologist: No, they've obviously reproduced.
Mathematician: No, now when a one person enters the house, it'll be empty again.
Physicist: An experimental error. Our first measurement was incorrect.
Biologist: No, they've obviously reproduced.
Mathematician: No, now when a one person enters the house, it'll be empty again.
Infinitely many mathematicians walked into a bar, the first one asked for one beer, the next one asked for half a beer, the third one asked for a quarter of a beer and the fourth one asked for one eight of a beer, then the bartender said :"screw this" and filled two glasses of beer!
(this is my own meta invention, add yours as well)
Infinitely many mathematicians left a bar with the same woman they wanted to gangb*ng. She said: You are all very charming individuals, but I was actually only thinking about sex.
Infinitely many mathematicians left a bar with the same woman they wanted to gangb*ng. She said: You are all very charming individuals, but I was actually only thinking about sex.
Are you the messenger of Baal?
Posted by Nemesis
Only the Church of SATAN demands sacrifice of rams!!!
LOL. why would they kill their own mascot?
Err...No.
Guy Fawkes Mask is not a mascot of satanism.
Posted by 0987654321234567890Posted by TheReformationChurch
(this is my own meta invention, add yours as well)
Infinitely many mathematicians left a bar with the same woman they wanted to gangb*ng. She said: You are all very charming individuals, but I was actually only thinking about sex.
What?click to expand
Nooooooo, the translation destroyed the joke! Oh My Baal!!! 😢
A priest, a rabbi and a cleric are having tea. The rabbi turns to the other two and says,
"Hey, did you hear the one about us?"
"Hey, did you hear the one about us?"
Three statisticins went duck hunting. A duck was approaching and the first statisticians shot; he missed the duck by being a foot too high. The second statistician shot and was a foot too low. The third cried "We hit it!"
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender says "Those horse-face jokes are mean and insensitive. What'll you have?"
Incomprehensible!
A pregnant woman walks into a bar, and is soon approached by a guy who says, "Can I sit here with you? She says, "No, I'm expecting someone."
A horse walks into a bar, across the room, up the back wall, across the ceiling, down the front wall and then up to the bar. The bartender gives the horse a beer, he drinks it and leaves. A guy sitting at the bar looks perplexed and asks the bartender "Hey, what's that all about?" The bartender replies, "Don't take it personally, he never says 'Hi' to anyone.
A man goes into a bar with a giraffe, they both get a couple of rounds in. When they get up to leave they're extremely drunk and the giraffe passes out and falls over. The man opens the door, about to leave by himself, when the bartender stops him suddenly and says, "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The man turns around and slurs, "Don't be silly, that's not a lion, that's a giraffe!"
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"
A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, "That'll be $ 10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here, you know." The kangaroo says, "At $ 10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
A goldfish walks into a bar and looks at the bartender. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The goldfish says, "Water."
A little guy walks into a bar and slips on some vomit. Minutes later a tough guy walks into the bar and slips on the vomit as well. The little guy says, "I just did that." The big guy then beats the little guy up.
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