@TheReformationChurch
15 YearsCapricorn
For the easily offended (Page 2)
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A baseball walks into a bar, and the bartender throws him out.
A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve superconductors here." The superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.
I'm done!
Posted by TheReformationChurch
I'm done!What did the barber say to the hippie?
Whoops ! Hand slipped !
?
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"Same time next decade sir?"
or
"Make it comfortable for yourself and your lice."
Posted by TheReformationChurch
I'm done!What did the barber say to the hippie?
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Wait, this is a trick!
He doesn't get paid for speaking, so he actually never opened his mouth.
Thank you Mr. Church, for this unholy ear raping. Praise be!
Posted by red_aries
Incomprehensible!Do you have any Chinese jokes?
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I can't think of anything!
I wanted to listen to them all at once, so I hit the play button on all four of those previous vids simultaneously. It was amazing.
Posted by Wynter
I wanted to listen to them all at once, so I hit the play button on all four of those previous vids simultaneously. It was amazing.
Your punishment is greater than I can bear. There is wonderful music ahead!
Behold, I make old music new through my electronic box. (And God saw that the box was good, and God separated the box from the software.)
Posted by TheReformationChurch
Posted by Wynter
I wanted to listen to them all at once, so I hit the play button on all four of those previous vids simultaneously. It was amazing.Your punishment is greater than I can bear. There is wonderful music ahead!
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I can't wait! My left(over) kidney for you!
2 new goosebumps songs from Percy Howard!
Posted by TheReformationChurch
I'm done!What did the barber say to the hippie?
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oi, blue! where's the punchline?
This is so beautiful.
This is so beautiful.
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Yes, I am uploading some rare songs from my collection.
So let me know if there are any special youtube requests from the more "unwanted" musicians.
Enjoy:
Bump!
Posted by 0987654321234567890
I have nothing left to give. That was it.
1-2 years knowledge, experience, political debate and satire
2-4 years friendship, fucktardedness, and satire
4-5 years nothing
6th year "humor" and condescending quips
What else is there?
My e-soul is empty.
They want the perfect unattainable thread with me on the cross.
You shall be the insulin pump, and I shall be the type 2 diabetes in their poor lives.
This is the way it has to be! Untill we are so badly decomposed that we taste as our own "jokes".
Thank God for those who serves two masters or more in there own house.
Amen Aqi! Now go and write my words before them in the sandbox.
And the Baal said unto the DXP occupants: Remove your server to the fruitful land of Syria, and all of its accounts are to be sanctified in the promised land.
Posted by 0987654321234567890
A lot of temptation on this thread.
I can see your unpixelated face! You are an abomination to behold.
Ugly girls are amusing for devils, I send them away without mercy.
Repent your birth, wrongdoer!
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An Irishman walks out of a bar. Hey, it COULD happen!