Generalizations of every region of the USA?

So I decided to make one because some of us in the U.S like to poke fun at each other once in a while so I'mma do it, just so you know I'm only joking and I advise anyone from anywhere in the U.S to not take any of these jokes seriously, it just jokes man, starting my way from Coast to Coast and up to down from where the Pilgrims first landed. The Northeast.

Northeasterners- People who live crowded trashy ass cities with barely any sanitation. They have a tendency to be rude ass dicks and bitches about everything. But only because their jobs are so low paying and their bosses yell at them all the time and they live in crowded ass townhouses with like 5 other people, including their children or their relatives. Generally they can be dicks about everything and talk like they know it all, especially people from New Jersey lol. Usually the tough guy New Yorker or dude from Boston who has a stick up their ass and tend to give rude nicknames to everyone when they can't remember their name. Throws their trash any and every where and the idiot who puts their shoes on your table when you just said not to. They quickly throw down in any beef I'll give em that. They're pretty pragmatic and competitive in everything they do. I like that, for someone to throw down and deal with their problems head up and not resist the urge to grab it by the balls and ride THE FUCKING BULL AND MAKE IT THEIR BITCH! I fucking love the Northerners. Big cities, Lyme disease, big ass dear and bears. Oh yeah, can't wait to go back to NYC and then up to Boston.

But the bright side- Hard working, they'll motivate ya through their speech, they see the reality in front of them and they're pretty honest about everything. Except for the Wops and Fumblin Dublins Lol 😄

Southerners/Southeasterners- Boy are we sure dumb as hell. Got beat so much with the stupid stick when we're younger that it splintered off into our non-functioning brains lol. But nah, we're seen as dumb as hell and generally unevolved people on this side of the U.S, considering it took around 100 years to stop the unfair treatment towards African Americans after the Civil War ended. We're seen as barely educated people who generally can't stop slurring some of their sentences like "You yeller sum bitch!". Yes literacy is low and so is our respect towards minorities, but that's changed a bit and gotten better. A lot of women and men are seen as trashy ass, inbred, redneck hicks who love to roll around in big ass trucks drin

Southerners/Southeasterners- Boy are we sure dumb as hell. Got beat so much with the stupid stick when we're younger that it splintered off into our non-functioning brains lol. But nah, we're seen as dumb as hell and generally unevolved people on this side of the U.S, considering it took around 100 years to stop the unfair treatment towards African Americans after the Civil War ended. We're seen as barely educated people who generally can't stop slurring some of their sentences like "You yeller sum bitch!". Yes literacy is low and so is our respect towards minorities, but that's changed a bit and gotten better. A lot of women and men are seen as trashy ass, inbred, redneck hicks who love to roll around in big ass trucks drinking a jack daniels and having a mouth full of chew while their family watches from their catch planted outside their trailer park. People see us as the land of Southern Hospitality and very kind people, but you piss us off. You gonna get Southern Hostility very very quick. Our jobs are pretty low paying like the North, but we're not really bitter about it or make it an excuse to be an asshole. We're a lot like the Northerners in a way, we grab the bull by the horns and make it our bitch, but we sweet talk the bull first and get them to lower their guard with some nice blue and green. And then latch on and beat the shit out of it like the Northerners.

But the Bright side- I think we're very knowledgeable with our weaponry and environments and surrounding (I know I am I'm not going to lie), in a game of Guerrilla warfare in the woods a Southerner is probably gonna get the drop on everyone. Explains why Confederate troops were generally more well trained than Northern troops during the Civil War. We use the knowledge of our land to our advantage so that doesn't make us too dumb. Shoot I crafted a spear from an Oak tree out in the woods with my dad when I was 13. We're pretty friendly I think you'll love how much we stuff and feed your face with Fried Chicken, Steak, Fried porkchops, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy, Corn, and some buttered up biscuits. Trust me if you want a place for the best food. Come on down to NC, SC, Georgia, and Alabama.

Midwesterners- A bunch of bloody communists I say. It's been apparent that a lot of Communists in the U.S found their roots in Illinois or Michigan. These guys are grade A assholes. They'll shoot you or beat you down for believing differently than they do. If they don't, they'll always insist they'r

Midwesterners- A bunch of bloody communists I say. It's been apparent that a lot of Communists in the U.S found their roots in Illinois or Michigan. These guys are grade A assholes. They'll shoot you or beat you down for believing differently than they do. If they don't, they'll always insist they're right and that you're wrong trust me and they will do anything to make you believe so. They don't care much for your personal space or really you for that matter. Reckless, they see life as one big playing field to pull the strings on everyone else around them and have the nerve to say out loud they're ants compared to them. It's apparent they don't like people in general and show that through their actions and their speech that they don't respect you or your opinion in a debate and will try to smash the red hammer down on you for not believing in workers rights or their derailed communist feminism. (BTW Labor unions are not allowed in NC so worker's rights in NC? Got a better chance of getting a copy of Detox) They will try and do everything in their power to destroy you for believing so and the day after they'll just act like it never happened until you start and new argument and they go Daytime emmy on your ass in a argument. Generally not even up backed up by logic or even respect.

But the bright side- Generally smart people, know their way out of a pinch and can be pretty Charismatic and may actually get you to believe they're right. They acknowledge the issues of other people and are willing to address it and actually deal with it when they aren't too busy berating someone. I like their awareness of other people and things outside dealing with science and history. Some of the smartest people I've known were from the Midwest and some of the most arrogant were also from there too.

Southwesterners- They have a lot Native Americans and Mexicans over there. Probably just a ignorant as the Southeast was at one time. Shoot the police in Arizona and Texas will pull a Mexican over in a minute if it meant deporting them and blaming them for a majority of issues in the U.S. When they're not really the problem. A lot of Southwesterners I know are rich. Bloody rich, did I also mention they were kind of coocoo in the head as well. Like the Desert heat drove them all mad and now they're spending like crazy on things they don't need or just things that are....really unusual. Who the hell buys a damn Great White Shark as a pet and then goes out dressed Baryshnikov

Southwesterners- They have a lot Native Americans and Mexicans over there. Probably just a ignorant as the Southeast was at one time. Shoot the police in Arizona and Texas will pull a Mexican over in a minute if it meant deporting them and blaming them for a majority of issues in the U.S. When they're not really the problem. A lot of Southwesterners I know are rich. Bloody rich, did I also mention they were kind of coocoo in the head as well. Like the Desert heat drove them all mad and now they're spending like crazy on things they don't need or just things that are....really unusual. Who the hell buys a damn Great White Shark as a pet and then goes out dressed Baryshnikov? No, then it was probably a Southwesterner lol The desert heat and crazy casinos in Vegas, Reno, and Native American reservations have drove them crazy, distrustful, and generally compulsive in their spending on everything they buy.

But the bright side- They got a looooooooooooot of money I ain't gonna lie, they got some thick ass pockets. They got lovely resorts and casinos that had to be a marvel of architecture to even begin to build in the first which would require a lot of intelligence for that to happen. The crazy edge serves em well in some case like knowing when to and when to not trust someone being if they're already distrustful. They know they're way around a gun just as much as people in the Southeast do, except they ain't got forests. Just deserts. But hey a biker gang or a wendigo or even a gang of Raiders could roll up on them so that environment knowledge serves em well in the open deserts.

The West Coast (More specifally Cali, Oregon, and Washington)- Man o man. You guys are fake and stupid lol 😄 as hell, don't get me wrong we all got our share of fake ass and stupid people doing stupid shit. But the biggest majority seems to flock to the West to the left. Consider a big majority of the West Coast to be made up of plastic figurines, fake boobs, butts, noses, and tans. Like seriously it must be scary there. Don't get me wrong on this either, West Coasters are nice people. In fact I like em because they're just as nice as we are. But there's so many damn skeletons in their closet that it's basically graveyard hidden behind sunshine, plastic dolls, sunflower fields, hipsters, and dumb politicians and weed galore. Like seriously your politics are the stupidest and saddest excuse for any politician I've ever heard. Like really I think all your politicians are smoking

The West Coast (More specifally Cali, Oregon, and Washington)- Man o man. You guys are fake and stupid lol 😄 as hell, don't get me wrong we all got our share of fake ass and stupid people doing stupid shit. But the biggest majority seems to flock to the West to the left. Consider a big majority of the West Coast to be made up of plastic figurines, fake boobs, butts, noses, and tans. Like seriously it must be scary there. Don't get me wrong on this either, West Coasters are nice people. In fact I like em because they're just as nice as we are. But there's so many damn skeletons in their closet that it's basically graveyard hidden behind sunshine, plastic dolls, sunflower fields, hipsters, and dumb politicians and weed galore. Like seriously your politics are the stupidest and saddest excuse for any politician I've ever heard. Like really I think all your politicians are smoking way too much damn pot to even function. And yet everyone acts all cool and chill with it. The people talk too damn much, like really 20 minutes go by and this fruitcake is still talking without a pause? They're way too damn sensitive and politically correct about everything. In the end I honestly don't give a flying fuck about politics but people out West sure seem too care. I could say they're very ignorant of everything going on around them because they're too busy being high on crack or weed or whatever the hell they're smoking or ingesting. But it keeps them happy, and ignorance is bliss. You really can't seem to strike up a good topic without them getting all offended and sensitive about it, like honestly they're boo hoo hoo about any sensitive topic like Abortion, Slavery in Third World countries, the war against ISIS, drug smuggling between North and South America, and even what you want to eat for dinner. Not only that, the friendliness of some of those people creep me out sometimes like it just seems unnatural to the point it makes me cringe a little bit. I know East Coast is nice, but we're blunt and have no problem dealing with sensitive topics and throwing up a good discussion. Also Far left politics and feminazism is running rampant over there last I heard. Jesus, it sounds like the men have no balls to throw logic and intelligence at the feminazis and make them crawl back under whatever rock they crawled out from.

But the bright side- I admire their positive outlook on life and their creativity in things such as art and history (Something I want to make the best out

But the bright side- I admire their positive outlook on life and their creativity in things such as art and history (Something I want to make the best out of in my life, art is my life there and I look west for the inspiration). They're pretty knowledgeable people when you get past the cheeriness. Culturally and respectively sensitive to other people's cultures and ideas, they never lack respect but there's no good thinking I'm oppressed because I'm a minority and don't get treated equally because of it. I don't mind someone telling me a racist joke if they didn't mean it, hell I don't mind the stereotypes. What I do mind is someone acting treading on me, acting condescending and think because of the check your privilege shit that it gives them an excuse to say mean shit to other people that and insulting my family and saying I won't kick their ass. But away from that, they're knowledgeable and they live in great houses on very green fields. I love it! It's basically the American I would've wanted to live with the nice solar panels and wind farms going on, but unfortunately a peaceful life is boring to me now. I need conflict and danger to give me a reason to be alive. If anything I will say the West Coast lives rich almost more rich than the Southwest. And believe me, I'd love to live in LA or San Diego, if not that I'll take Eureka.

The Northwest- Is what happens when you drop French people in the woods, kind like Canada but in the U.S. Some good people here and there. I'll give em that. My dad went to the University of Oregon (As he'd say "GO DUCKS!") They got a lot of good lumber there in their lumber industry. I like the views of Seattle and Portland and I like Montana but not because of Hannah. They got a lot of Dinosaur fossils out there and I wanna go dig em up. But the problems there are....well Cannibals and the forests. A lot of deforestation there for lumber. I feel bad for the trees. Most of em are pretty happy but they're a least a little blunt and not so sensitive.

The Bright side?- Well, everything I said above except for the forests and cannibals. I ain't heard much about Northwesterns so I can't point out their flows except for the state of Idaho because it sounds like I-the-ho. They should they change the state name to Udaho so that way you can insult the person who asked the state's name hahahaha lol! 😄 🙂 Oh yeah Idaho is home of the potato.

Just so you know at the end, this was all jokes and was not meant to insult everyone

Hell I even made fun of myself for the sake of it. It's all based on generalizations of everyone from every region in the U.S based on a few websites and people I've met from every region, except Northwest. I don't know nobody from there except my friend but he moved back there. So I hope you had a good laugh and a good read. If I offended any of you, well grow up and learn to take a joke Lol. Feel free to discuss your own generalizations. 🙂 😄

Yep. It was too long. I can't round it all out in just one round so I did that. 😄

I'm a typical northeasterner then...riding that bull like my bitch!!!

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I'm a typical northeasterner then...riding that bull like my bitch!!!

Mhmm mhmm mhm. This is why I love Northerners.

Hey, I didn't say all of these were my thoughts. The only ones that really were are the Southeast, Northeast, Southwest and Midwest. A lot are actually from other websites I google up. But on West Coasters we've had a bit of an influx of them lately. Not bad from my point of view. But most I met were Cholos. Most of the stuff on California I dug up were due to CNN, NBC, political websites on the states politics, personal opinions of other people from there, youtube, and comparisons. I wouldn't know much on Northwest but I'd have to ask my dad about that on the next call since he lived there for a couple of years.

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Hey, I didn't say all of these were my thoughts. The only ones that really were are the Southeast, Northeast, Southwest and Midwest. A lot are actually from other websites I google up. But on Californians we've had a bit of an influx of them lately. Not bad from my point of view. But most I met were Cholos. Most of the stuff on California I dug up were due to CNN, NBC, political websites on the states politics, personal opinions of other people from there, youtube, and comparisons. I wouldn't know much on Northwest but I'd have to ask my dad about that on the next call since he lived there for a couple of years.

I can't stand cholos, so what ever you say about them. I'm with you. lol

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Yeah. They weren't bad personality wise. But the way they treat some people urggh. I felt like they were running from someone or something most of the time.

Probably their parole officer. Luckily I've never dealt with any Cholos from here.

Yeah. Like my friend. He moved back there and I never heard from him again. At least I think he moved back, either that or he in prison somewhere here in the U.S.

But still though. Generalizations and stereotypes are actually kinda funny here in the U.S. when you think about it.

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But still though. Generalizations and stereotypes are actually kinda funny here in the U.S. when you think about it.

I know. 🙂 But people still get offended.
To me it is kind of funny.

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Yeah I know. I can only advise to chillax and have giggle. 🙂