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@virgoOPPP
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If you somehow end up imprisoned somewhere
A lava lamp
Pisces
Pisces
also nothing that would help you escape or any kind of communication device. no phones or computers etc. no game consoles. old fashioned games allowed like battleships, checkers etc.
Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by PilatesBod
A lava lamp
Pisces
for me, it's this Godzilla pic
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Lmao heavy Virgo energy
An extra pair of boxer briefs. But not for usefulness. Mainly so I can imagine how good I would look in them. That would entertain me.
Capricorn Mercury
Capricorn Mercury
My cat butt magnets. You know those magnets you put on your fridge? Well my cousin gifted me some for Christmas several years ago. They were magnets with cat butts on them and a cat tail. Stupid gift, but he knew I loved cats and that I’d use them. They actually came in handy when I was fixing something one day and a screw fell into a tight spot I couldn’t get to. So I tied an old shoelace to the tail of one of those cat butt magnets and lowered it down and was able to retrieve the screw. So yeah, I’d bring those with me or at least one of them.
Scorpio Mercury
Scorpio Mercury
My pink bedazzled Jimmy Choo coin purse brings me great joy
But so does that gif of some poorly drawn cartoon person hip thrusting with a large pickle between his legs.
Cancer mercury
But so does that gif of some poorly drawn cartoon person hip thrusting with a large pickle between his legs.
Cancer mercury
I'm pretty sure skyrim and oblivion trained me for this moment.
Skeleton Key lock pick.
Skeleton Key lock pick.
I'm having a hard time getting over the serious/stupid obstacle, because seriously I would like to have a musical instrument I could play. Like a guitar. But if it has to be stupid then something stupid like a recorder or kazoo or whatever, something wacky but preferably better than that lol. Some type of calm sounding drum like a steel tongue drum would be cool
Magic 8 Ball
Land in solitary in no time. lol
Land in solitary in no time. lol
Posted by MidAtBest
My pink bedazzled Jimmy Choo coin purse brings me great joy
But so does that gif of some poorly drawn cartoon person hip thrusting with a large pickle between his legs.
Cancer mercury
Haha I almost said that one old stormtrooper gif where he's hip thrusting.
A sketch pad and a pencil. That counts as one right. (And it never runs out).
Cancer Mercury
Cancer Mercury
A slinky
A slinky
- Taurus Mercury
A receipt I have for Burger king that says 4/20/2024 at 2:40 AM. That or maybe a mad libs book
Cap merc
Cap merc
Nothing. I already have complete conversations in my head where I sometimes answer myself like I'm my own audience. If I get super bored I'll just start braiding my hair to the bars while talking to myself like a madman.
Virgo.
Virgo.
Posted by HemispheresV2
I'm pretty sure skyrim and oblivion trained me for this moment.
Skeleton Key lock pick.
Halt, Citizen! That's cheating!
But I love both games so I'll give you a pass this time, Citizen. But the next, it's forever jail for you.
Posted by Soul
Nothing. I already have complete conversations in my head where I sometimes answer myself like I'm my own audience. If I get super bored I'll just start braiding my hair to the bars while talking to myself like a madman.
Virgo.
Self-sufficient, very Virgo.
Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by Soul
Nothing. I already have complete conversations in my head where I sometimes answer myself like I'm my own audience. If I get super bored I'll just start braiding my hair to the bars while talking to myself like a madman.
Virgo.
Self-sufficient, very Virgo.click to expand
Yea, but now I'm overthinking it. Like I would still have had my own thoughts anyway, and missed out on the optional stupid object because I over-analyzed the whole scenario. Hopefully I'd find a pebble or a paint chip while imprisoned. I would have no choice but to improvise lol.
Since no computers are allowed, i guess... the only thing left to bring - and still have some fun while imprisoned... a large bottle of Ayahuasca. Which, even there - while imprisoned, would/could take me on a trip to another world - looking a bit like this...
... just 1000x more vivid and realistic. Funny thing is, or ironic if you will... some trips look and feel - far more realistic than the so called real/physical world. Coming back to... this existence, it's a lot like playing a game on computer/console. You can tell it's just a game - that it's not really real, so limiting compared to... other worlds - outside of this one (this, is just a reality bubble by comparison... a dream, a game, a movie, a reality show - where each of us role play some role/roles).
... just 1000x more vivid and realistic. Funny thing is, or ironic if you will... some trips look and feel - far more realistic than the so called real/physical world. Coming back to... this existence, it's a lot like playing a game on computer/console. You can tell it's just a game - that it's not really real, so limiting compared to... other worlds - outside of this one (this, is just a reality bubble by comparison... a dream, a game, a movie, a reality show - where each of us role play some role/roles).
Oh yeah, almost forgot - for the sake of the game... Mercury in Taurus ♉, 11th House - bQ Neptune (0 degrees) & Sextile ASC in ♋ (1 degree).
I guess the book Papillon because his resilience and tenacity was unbelievable. Maybe that's too serious
Posted by neves
Since no computers are allowed, i guess... the only thing left to bring - and still have some fun while imprisoned... a large bottle of Ayahuasca. Which, even there - while imprisoned, would/could take me on a trip to another world - looking a bit like this...
I would like this as well..
A pack of tarot cards. Which would be silly for me because I don’t even read tarot 😂
Pisces mercury
Pisces mercury
so there i was as i remembered seeing this topic. then i'm thinking what could i possibly find endlessly entertaining that's at the same time practically useless, and because the source is Virgo that's totes what i interpreted 'stupid' to be. then i'm wondering and wondering and wondering. i had a face mask on so of course the thought comes, "wouldn't it be hilarious to have a face mask on in prison?". then i'm laughing. i'm imagining myself in confinement with a mask on and laughing. hearing my muffled laughter through mask and laughing more.
or imagine: stuck in confinement with a telescope.
or imagine: stuck in confinement with a telescope.
Posted by Uwa
so there i was as i remembered seeing this topic. then i'm thinking what could i possibly find endlessly entertaining that's at the same time practically useless, and because the source is Virgo that's totes what i interpreted 'stupid' to be. then i'm wondering and wondering and wondering. i had a face mask on so of course the thought comes, "wouldn't it be hilarious to have a face mask on in prison?". then i'm laughing. i'm imagining myself in confinement with a mask on and laughing. hearing my muffled laughter through mask and laughing more.
or imagine: stuck in confinement with a telescope.
Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by Uwa
so there i was as i remembered seeing this topic. then i'm thinking what could i possibly find endlessly entertaining that's at the same time practically useless, and because the source is Virgo that's totes what i interpreted 'stupid' to be. then i'm wondering and wondering and wondering. i had a face mask on so of course the thought comes, "wouldn't it be hilarious to have a face mask on in prison?". then i'm laughing. i'm imagining myself in confinement with a mask on and laughing. hearing my muffled laughter through mask and laughing more.
or imagine: stuck in confinement with a telescope.
hm nice. that mask looks like a boss level of masks.
the 3 musketeers could probably be rewritten again now for television and it would still be enjoyable.
I really have no idea. A copy of the count of Monte cristo? Or maybe this video
Posted by zonedout
I really have no idea. A copy of the count of Monte cristo? Or maybe this video
always thought he's a cancer but turns out he's an aquarius ♒♒ def fits his vibe in this too
with aqua energy, it's so fun seeing it more on women coz they come off so barbie doll-ish like all these virgo suns with aqua moons 🤩🤩
going to post another of ashley from love is blind with her quoting something from legally blonde but i forgot where i've seen it 🤔🤔
Oh nevermind. I started to say my pipeuntil I read your op thoroughly. I don't know if a pipe is entertaining or not. Stupid, maybe. Entertaining to me, I don't know.
I’d bring a blow up Virgo woman doll. That way we could have endless discussions about the politics of Star Wars and she can formulate our plan for escape.
I’d bring a blow up Virgo woman doll. That way we could have endless discussions about the politics of Star Wars and she can formulate our plan for escape.
Aztec whistle.
Old Testament
Posted by virgoOPPP
and you can only keep one item with you, what would it be?
but there are rules:
-it can't be serious
-it can't be a picture of a loved one
-it has to be stupid
-it's forever entertaining to you personally
what's your merc?
This video.
Also .. a horse. Because im irish and that is how we roll.
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Hey pal you are not that pal buddy you are not that pal
but there are rules:
-it can't be serious
-it can't be a picture of a loved one
-it has to be stupid
-it's forever entertaining to you personally
what's your merc?