longafternoonnaps
@virgoOPPP
6 Years10,000+ Posts
Comments: 5404 · Posts: 10901 · Topics: 288
If you somehow end up imprisoned somewhere
A lava lamp
Pisces
Pisces
also nothing that would help you escape or any kind of communication device. no phones or computers etc. no game consoles. old fashioned games allowed like battleships, checkers etc.
Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by PilatesBod
A lava lamp
Pisces
for me, it's this Godzilla pic
click to expand
Lmao heavy Virgo energy
An extra pair of boxer briefs. But not for usefulness. Mainly so I can imagine how good I would look in them. That would entertain me.
Capricorn Mercury
Capricorn Mercury
My cat butt magnets. You know those magnets you put on your fridge? Well my cousin gifted me some for Christmas several years ago. They were magnets with cat butts on them and a cat tail. Stupid gift, but he knew I loved cats and that I’d use them. They actually came in handy when I was fixing something one day and a screw fell into a tight spot I couldn’t get to. So I tied an old shoelace to the tail of one of those cat butt magnets and lowered it down and was able to retrieve the screw. So yeah, I’d bring those with me or at least one of them.
Scorpio Mercury
Scorpio Mercury
A pair of tweezers just to pluck my bushy eyebrows
Scorpio Mercury
Scorpio Mercury
My pink bedazzled Jimmy Choo coin purse brings me great joy
But so does that gif of some poorly drawn cartoon person hip thrusting with a large pickle between his legs.
Cancer mercury
But so does that gif of some poorly drawn cartoon person hip thrusting with a large pickle between his legs.
Cancer mercury
I'm pretty sure skyrim and oblivion trained me for this moment.
Skeleton Key lock pick.
Skeleton Key lock pick.
I'm having a hard time getting over the serious/stupid obstacle, because seriously I would like to have a musical instrument I could play. Like a guitar. But if it has to be stupid then something stupid like a recorder or kazoo or whatever, something wacky but preferably better than that lol. Some type of calm sounding drum like a steel tongue drum would be cool
Magic 8 Ball
Land in solitary in no time. lol
Land in solitary in no time. lol
Posted by MidAtBest
My pink bedazzled Jimmy Choo coin purse brings me great joy
But so does that gif of some poorly drawn cartoon person hip thrusting with a large pickle between his legs.
Cancer mercury
Haha I almost said that one old stormtrooper gif where he's hip thrusting.
A sketch pad and a pencil. That counts as one right. (And it never runs out).
Cancer Mercury
Cancer Mercury
A slinky
A slinky
- Taurus Mercury
A receipt I have for Burger king that says 4/20/2024 at 2:40 AM. That or maybe a mad libs book
Cap merc
Cap merc
Nothing. I already have complete conversations in my head where I sometimes answer myself like I'm my own audience. If I get super bored I'll just start braiding my hair to the bars while talking to myself like a madman.
Virgo.
Virgo.
Posted by HemispheresV2
I'm pretty sure skyrim and oblivion trained me for this moment.
Skeleton Key lock pick.
Halt, Citizen! That's cheating!
But I love both games so I'll give you a pass this time, Citizen. But the next, it's forever jail for you.
Posted by Soul
Nothing. I already have complete conversations in my head where I sometimes answer myself like I'm my own audience. If I get super bored I'll just start braiding my hair to the bars while talking to myself like a madman.
Virgo.
Self-sufficient, very Virgo.
Posted by virgoOPPPPosted by Soul
Nothing. I already have complete conversations in my head where I sometimes answer myself like I'm my own audience. If I get super bored I'll just start braiding my hair to the bars while talking to myself like a madman.
Virgo.
Self-sufficient, very Virgo.click to expand
Yea, but now I'm overthinking it. Like I would still have had my own thoughts anyway, and missed out on the optional stupid object because I over-analyzed the whole scenario. Hopefully I'd find a pebble or a paint chip while imprisoned. I would have no choice but to improvise lol.
Since no computers are allowed, i guess... the only thing left to bring - and still have some fun while imprisoned... a large bottle of Ayahuasca. Which, even there - while imprisoned, would/could take me on a trip to another world - looking a bit like this...
... just 1000x more vivid and realistic. Funny thing is, or ironic if you will... some trips look and feel - far more realistic than the so called real/physical world. Coming back to... this existence, it's a lot like playing a game on computer/console. You can tell it's just a game - that it's not really real, so limiting compared to... other worlds - outside of this one (this, is just a reality bubble by comparison... a dream, a game, a movie, a reality show - where each of us role play some role/roles).
... just 1000x more vivid and realistic. Funny thing is, or ironic if you will... some trips look and feel - far more realistic than the so called real/physical world. Coming back to... this existence, it's a lot like playing a game on computer/console. You can tell it's just a game - that it's not really real, so limiting compared to... other worlds - outside of this one (this, is just a reality bubble by comparison... a dream, a game, a movie, a reality show - where each of us role play some role/roles).
Oh yeah, almost forgot - for the sake of the game... Mercury in Taurus ♉, 11th House - bQ Neptune (0 degrees) & Sextile ASC in ♋ (1 degree).
Join the Conversation. Explore Yourself. Connect with Others.
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account →Related Topics
I have to make this and come back because i have 1000 things going on but can we talk about supplements in here. i’m getting ready to do another challenge and creatine is recommended and i’ve never taken it.
@PilatesBod
Joined: May 02, 2025 · Topics: 6 · Posts: 359
Why?(not) for the divorced ones: would you do it again?
@Generous1987
Joined: Oct 01, 2025 · Topics: 4 · Posts: 68
Decided to create my own topic on this. this topic is for anyone to post about antisemitic attacks in the world to bring awareness.
Hear me out- a phrase used in some internet sub-cultures to justify a "taboo" attraction - a traditionally unattractive character, an insanely evil character, or even simply a character that's an anthropomorphic animal. an unapologetic yet classier way of
@PilatesBod
Joined: May 02, 2025 · Topics: 6 · Posts: 359
My aunt's husband had a stroke, and the doctors don't think he is going to survive it, my aunt's husband was very protective of my aunt and her daughter (my cousin) whom i'm very close to, and they got accustomed to that, they never do anything if he's
@Generous1987
Joined: Oct 01, 2025 · Topics: 4 · Posts: 68
@victoria-sakura
Joined: Jun 20, 2025 · Topics: 10 · Posts: 290
Important question: have you ever accidentally congratulated a woman for a pregnancy when they, in fact, were not pregnant? apparently, i just have...😅😔 asking for a friend.
Me: seeing people passed away at a young age or seeing people passed away shortly after retirement. good reminder to not delay your plans or your enjoyment because you just never know.
@victoria-sakura
Joined: Jun 20, 2025 · Topics: 10 · Posts: 290
What signs have you had the best time in bed with? and what's your sign?
@goddessofthesun
Joined: May 18, 2025 · Topics: 5 · Posts: 109
I have a niece. her father, my brother died when she was a baby.
@PilatesBod
Joined: May 02, 2025 · Topics: 6 · Posts: 359
Let's get this boring place back up to par. how many people yall got subscribed to yalls youtube channel?
Did anyone else experience something strange around the 17th of this month, cuz i'm having a twilight zone moment of monumental scale. i'm keeping this daily schedule/journal and as i was about fill in the entry for 17th oct and i suddenly froze when i re
How do you attract a love interest? do you have a pickup line?
@Generous1987
Joined: Oct 01, 2025 · Topics: 4 · Posts: 68
Aside from the obvious like basic human needs and hygiene...
@victoria-sakura
Joined: Jun 20, 2025 · Topics: 10 · Posts: 290
I am curious do americans know ireland has its own language? i am curious..
Who is here what is new? haven't been here for a long time, seems dead still.
@Juliette1007
Joined: Sep 13, 2025 · Topics: 1 · Posts: 5
I don't know if this has been discussed before and if so i apologize, sorry "eyeroll". anyway we can use a new episode and with that said let's go on with the show.
This is just a fun little game to help you fight anxiety, and all the crazy stuff in the world. basically the game starts you out with what beats rock, and paper is already the option.
Remember ages ago, when dxp was so much busier? you could spend hours on here without getting bored and there were way too many users and juicy gossip threads to ever keep track of (for me, anyway).
I feel like it’s synastry
I’m interested in career astrology 😆 and the luck periods and primes in western that is solar arcs and progressions
but there are rules:
-it can't be serious
-it can't be a picture of a loved one
-it has to be stupid
-it's forever entertaining to you personally
what's your merc?