@Kalelno
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Posted by _Falange_
Idk life expectancy is too high nowadaysWe cant just enjoy hoes n die like the good old days
My life kinda started now tho, looking forward for a trad gf
Professional route
Can someone make a girl version
Scenario 1
You a hot chick
The most important decision in your life is who to date
At 30 you get milf status for another 10 years
But you’re done at 40
Scenario 2
You are not a hot chick
You cope by catfishing on the internet and filtermaxxxing
You have 1 million DMs on your IG from Indian guys
You learn about astrology and think your Venus in Aries was the culprit of it all
Then you get impregnated by a DXPer and done at 40
Chicks who can't afford deodorant?
Sign me up for them pheromones.

Posted by TheSithRogen
Chicks who can't afford deodorant?Sign me up for them pheromones.
Idk I did not like what I smelled in July 🤮 stinky Pisces and Leos!!
I even asked the Pisces why are you wearing all those layers
When she took off the layers hmm… what is that? It’s kinda strong (starts thinking of a gift basket with cologne and deodorant)
Hmmmm, my life really started at 24 and now I'm really enjoying life! I'm thinking I'm going to semi-retire again and drive around a bit here in the US. There are some DXPers I wanna meet and drink with.
Posted by TheSithRogen
Chicks who can't afford deodorant?Sign me up for them pheromones.
Idk I did not like what I smelled in July 🤮 stinky Pisces and Leos!!
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As long as it's not ass/crotch it's fine
Posted by MidAtBest
The poor dude and ugly chick would be happier i think
😆😆😆😆😆
Both scenarios sound awful 🤨
Posted by victoria-sakura
Both scenarios sound awful 🤨
I know 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I'd much rather start living at 30. Young people are stupid, and make the worst decisions. Things like having kids, getting married, and tons of other things that distract them from real progression. I want use Isaac Newton for an example. I dont see anyone in their early 20s inventing calculus. The fact we live 80 to 90 years on average means people in their 20s are the equivalent of actual children imo. I truly feel 30, and even early 40s is peak in 2025. You are old enough to not be a child, but still have a second half of your entire lifetime left to learn and exist.
30 is young. It's like a baby. Id rather life start at 30 and I'm a hot old lady, no kids, 4 husbands. Then I discover Botox.
Posted by RollergirlOrc
30 is young. It's like a baby. Id rather life start at 30 and I'm a hot old lady, no kids, 4 husbands. Then I discover Botox.
Like the lady in gemitati’s avatar 😆
Guest roles on Seinfeld
No one remembers
Stiffler’s mom
Plays the same character for the rest of her remaining days
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Scenario 1
You a poor fuccboi with a scooter
You have hot chicks on your dick that can’t afford deodorant but they’re hot and young
You get them pregnant at 20 have 3 kids
You start Norwooding at 27 from the stress of providing and you’re pretty much done at 30
Scenario 2
You a fax machine neuro surgeon to be
That won’t happen til you are mid 20s
You have coke bottle glasses all through out school
Kissless virgin til 30
The GF’s you have a respectable but shaped like sponge bob
You also lose your hair at 30 coz your dad is bald
But you’re a neuro surgeon now
You can buy any thing you want and any hooker you want
Finally you can start living
Both people die at 72