S#itty Relationship Advice

Post your $#itty relationship advice here, pleeeeease.
xkraftMay 27, 2018 9:27pm
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  • Posted by tiziani
    Posted by Soul
    Don't try to search for a true relationship. You are much more likely to find true love by sitting back and waiting for it to come to you. Even if you sense signs from others in public don't pick up on the signs they give. Just say nothing, do nothing, and go back home then wait for them to fully and undoubtedly come to you.


    I see you too have met your twin flame! click to expand
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    Turns out I was left handed this whole time!
  • tiziani
    Vorrei guardati ancora ballare se lo stereo e' spento
    Posted by Soul
    Don't try to search for a true relationship. You are much more likely to find true love by sitting back and waiting for it to come to you. Even if you sense signs from others in public don't pick up on the signs they give. Just say nothing, do nothing, and go back home then wait for them to fully and undoubtedly come to you.


    I see you too have met your twin flame!
  • AquaNextDoor
    ♒️ sun ♑️ moon, venus r, merc ♐️ mars β™ŒοΈ asc | Married to a Cap
    28 years old female
    Posted by lisabethur8
    Posted by xkraft
    Make him work for it, gurl! He won't grow tired and resentful and move on to someone else. Promise!
    Posted by tiziani
    Make sure they know your worth.

    If they are not texting you by tomorrow they are texting someone else.



    lmao

    u guys are sooooo bad.

    for a moment there...i thought...u were female

    i would totally make that advice click to expand
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    Hahhaha
  • MyStarsShine
    Venus ruled, Star gazing Scorpio with Moon in Taurus
    Posted by heliumfiasco
    I think by the amount of threads based on this topic we can conclude the worst advice ever is β€œact distant, aloof and disappear to really keep em on their toes”.


    Immediately kills a budding relationship.


    True

    Such a TURN OFF!

    There's nowt better than a guy chasing the knickers off you

    πŸ™ƒπŸ˜πŸ’‹
  • Don't try to search for a true relationship. You are much more likely to find true love by sitting back and waiting for it to come to you. Even if you sense signs from others in public don't pick up on the signs they give. Just say nothing, do nothing, and go back home then wait for them to fully and undoubtedly come to you.
  • Posted by lisabethur8
    Posted by Haruuka
    Posted by xkraft
    Posted by Haruuka
    Posted by xkraft
    Gurl, have fun until your mid to late 30s! You'll still have plenty of options by then!

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


    This is not funny click to expand


    ayyy lmao click to expand



    Ok its funny click to expand


    its funny because only mid 30s to late 30s? and somehow...u can't get a guy after that or before? its a tiny window. its the perfect butterty advice. xd click to expand
    click to expand


    πŸ˜’
  • lisabethur8
    Married, middleaged parttime housewife, Aqua-sun/Cap/Pisces/Taurus,married to,S
    female
    Posted by Haruuka
    Posted by xkraft
    Posted by Haruuka
    Posted by xkraft
    Gurl, have fun until your mid to late 30s! You'll still have plenty of options by then!

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


    This is not funny click to expand


    ayyy lmao click to expand



    Ok its funny click to expand
    click to expand


    its funny because only mid 30s to late 30s? and somehow...u can't get a guy after that or before? its a tiny window. its the perfect butterty advice. xd
  • It's all about you, never them. Run the relationship with you mind. Screw what anyone else says.
  • Posted by xkraft
    Posted by Haruuka
    Posted by xkraft
    Gurl, have fun until your mid to late 30s! You'll still have plenty of options by then!

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


    This is not funny click to expand


    ayyy lmao click to expand
    click to expand



    Ok its funny
  • Posted by Haruuka
    Posted by xkraft
    Gurl, have fun until your mid to late 30s! You'll still have plenty of options by then!

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


    This is not funny click to expand
    click to expand


    ayyy lmao
  • heliumfiasco
    Sun Lib12- Moon Gem 8- Merc Lib12-Venus/Mars Virgo11- Asc Lib-Pluto Scorp1st.
    female
    I think by the amount of threads based on this topic we can conclude the worst advice ever is β€œact distant, aloof and disappear to really keep em on their toes”.


    Immediately kills a budding relationship.
  • LostinmyMind11
    😐 Sun -Virgo, Moon -Leo, Ascendant -Scorpio
    34 years old female
    Posted by Lioness18881
    Posted by LostinmyMind11
    Posted by Lioness18881
    Posted by LostinmyMind11
    Posted by Lioness18881
    Posted by TheRabbit
    Posted by Lioness18881
    Posted by TheRabbit
    Women love surprises, so slide it in her butt when she least expects it.

    That's how i lost my butt virginity. Why do guys do that? Is it funny or something? click to expand


    IDK I've never been a fan of the butt so I've never done that. click to expand


    Heaps of guys want to stick it in my butt. I always say I'm saving my butt virginity for marriage but the last guy did the surprise slip anyway. It felt like reverse pooing. He didn't even wife me afterwards πŸ˜” click to expand


    I laughing so hard at this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€
    Not the situation per se...your delivery on it.
    click to expand


    Lol. I'm glad the violation of my butt has entertained you.

    click to expand


    To be fair ...I did say not the situation per se but I couldn't help it...the way you said it made me legit lol click to expand


    I freaked at the time but it was pretty funny lol. He made fun of my horrified face for ages. click to expand
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    Oh I bet. It's happened to me before as well...only it was more "accidental" (though i don't think he would of cared one way or the other tbh) ...one of those where it slips out and he's trying to find the hole again and you do that clench of your ass cheeks and yell out...wrong one...wrong one. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Good times lol
  • Montgomery
    LEO Sun β™Œ Pisces Moon β™“
    Sweetie, just hang in there... eventually

    you'll change him.

    Unless he changes for you, first. β™‘β™‘β™‘
  • LostinmyMind11
    😐 Sun -Virgo, Moon -Leo, Ascendant -Scorpio
    34 years old female
    Posted by Lioness18881
    Posted by LostinmyMind11
    Posted by Lioness18881
    Posted by TheRabbit
    Posted by Lioness18881
    Posted by TheRabbit
    Women love surprises, so slide it in her butt when she least expects it.

    That's how i lost my butt virginity. Why do guys do that? Is it funny or something? click to expand


    IDK I've never been a fan of the butt so I've never done that. click to expand


    Heaps of guys want to stick it in my butt. I always say I'm saving my butt virginity for marriage but the last guy did the surprise slip anyway. It felt like reverse pooing. He didn't even wife me afterwards πŸ˜” click to expand


    I laughing so hard at this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€
    Not the situation per se...your delivery on it.
    click to expand


    Lol. I'm glad the violation of my butt has entertained you.

    click to expand
    click to expand


    To be fair ...I did say not the situation per se but I couldn't help it...the way you said it made me legit lol
  • LostinmyMind11
    😐 Sun -Virgo, Moon -Leo, Ascendant -Scorpio
    34 years old female
    Posted by Lioness18881
    Posted by TheRabbit
    Posted by Lioness18881
    Posted by TheRabbit
    Women love surprises, so slide it in her butt when she least expects it.

    That's how i lost my butt virginity. Why do guys do that? Is it funny or something? click to expand


    IDK I've never been a fan of the butt so I've never done that. click to expand


    Heaps of guys want to stick it in my butt. I always say I'm saving my butt virginity for marriage but the last guy did the surprise slip anyway. It felt like reverse pooing. He didn't even wife me afterwards πŸ˜” click to expand
    click to expand


    I laughing so hard at this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€
    Not the situation per se...your delivery on it.
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