The Legendary Trio

I fuggin love my friends..... This resurfaced tonight after not having been heard since November. Sooooooo excellent.

Wanna know how GemsRa leaves voicemails when she's harassing her friends? Have at it.....

CC1 - 1st Voicemail of the night
CC2 - 2nd Voicemail of the night
CC3 - End it with a bang

HOW HAS NO ONE COMMENTED ON THIS?

Did you fuckers not listen to this amazingness—

It's not to read.... it's to listen to.

You're still a fucker. 😄

Yeah he is.... LOL.

These are soooooooooooo priceless! They popped up at parties to be replayed from time to time and then he emails me two days ago and is all like..... psssst guess what? check out these links....


Ha! My friends are awesome.

Aw man, that sucks lovely..... I think they are purdy funny. Maybe next time we voice on voice chat I can get them to play somehow....

Sheesh..... we're good friends, the receiver of these voicemails, and I was being silly as shit when I left them. And if you don't think they're funny you need to lighten up. He and I leave each other stupid shit all the time.


You can hear out mutual friends in the background laughing and cheering me on. Hell yes I was having DRAAAAAAAAAAANKS and that night we all met up and went out. I was just being a brat when I called him.


We've whipped these out at parties to share with people (they were created last November) and then he put them on the inkerwebs the other day and sent them to me. Funny shit.


I thought those who know my humor would get a kick out of 'em. *shrug* Or you can read to much into them and assume shit, this IS dxpizzle after all.

Does this mean I should quit leaving "Iiiiii'd a rike to ahhhhhh schhhhedu' a massage wis re-wease pa-rease." voice mails on my MT buddies phone? Deary me. LOL

Hehehehehe..... "wif dis right hur"!!!!!!!!!


When my girl friends go on dates I call them obnoxiously and leave messages posing as a Jewish mother reminding them to be home by 10pm and to keep their legs closed. Nasal and all. I LOVE asshole voicemails. 😄 I think it's an acquired taste and I'm always hungry for 'em!

Dude, you should throw on your headphones at work during lunch and listen ToC. You'll love 'em!

HAHAHAHA! I'm gonna make a ringtone outta the 2nd one, hehe

Posted by Wynter
HAHAHAHA! I'm gonna make a ringtone outta the 2nd one, hehe

My favorite part of that one is where my friend in the background says.... "Dude, why do you sound like you're from the Jersey Shore?" And I'm like..... "That's the point!!!!"

Tickles me pink....

Bump for love! 🙂

Seriously, these NEVER get old.