Is Astrology a bit gay?

Dunno been feeling a bit self conscious about it recently, i mean what guy is into astrology? Apart from gay guys. I mean i should be checking out the circumference and diameter of her tits and ass, not her sign? What's wrong with me? Can't believe i never saw this coming.

From now on astrology is bullshit.
I come on here to talk about sex, cowboys and caulking.

now in the meantime i'm gonna watch the rest of You've Got mail. The ending is truly beautiful.

My Virgo is really into Astrology and he is the one that has taught me almost everything I know about it. I have been here on Dxp for almost 4 yrs on and off, and I never learned as much as I have with him...And he is a true Alpha male, Nothing gay about him😛...and to be honest I love it when he tells me things about me and of how compatible we are with each other...Love it..I think it's so HOT!!!

So no I don't think being into Astrology makes you gay..I think above anything you need to feel secure and comfortable with whom you are and what you do...and as long as you do I don't think anything should bother you😉

Yes AA, it makes you gay. Henceforth you shall be 'fabulous', only watch Lifetime, A&E and programming such as 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'. You must have many female friends to squeal with, and shortly all the muscles will fall out of your wrists. You will develop a keen sense of both fashion and home decorating, dance well and wear terrific mens cologne that has never seen a bargain bin in its life. You may or may not feel a sudden urge to hold large and sumptuous dinner parties, know which wine goes with what and develop a yen for 'a smart cocktail' when the sun sets. Walks along the beach with a fully waxed male of choice is purely up to you. Welcome to pink tents, lavender loafers, and a smashing sense of humor. 😈

LOL - it's all good 😉

Posted by venusianbull
Yes AA, it makes you gay. Henceforth you shall be 'fabulous', only watch Lifetime, A&E and programming such as 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'. You must have many female friends to squeal with, and shortly all the muscles will fall out of your wrists. You will develop a keen sense of both fashion and home decorating, dance well and wear terrific mens cologne that has never seen a bargain bin in its life. You may or may not feel a sudden urge to hold large and sumptuous dinner parties, know which wine goes with what and develop a yen for 'a smart cocktail' when the sun sets. Walks along the beach with a fully waxed male of choice is purely up to you. Welcome to pink tents, lavender loafers, and a smashing sense of humor. 😈

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Does doing all that stuff make me gay?

We determined astrology was fine but now you're saying that twirling around the dining room at a dinner party limp wristed whilst sipping my smart cocktail and wondering if the curtains clash with my fabulous lavender loafers isn't?

Libra in Uranus is a great placement!

That "gaywatch intro song" spoof was pretty gay AA btw 😛

Welcome back Domz 🙂

Posted by Claro de Luna
No, astrology is one of the sexiest things a guy can be into. For your date to be super understanding and clever about your behaviour and needs without you even having to tell him anything but your birthdate?? That would be tip top. 🙂

..and for him to remember your birthday! Even better...lol

Posted by LibraSid

Posted by venusianbull
Yes AA, it makes you gay. Henceforth you shall be 'fabulous', only watch Lifetime, A&E and programming such as 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'. You must have many female friends to squeal with, and shortly all the muscles will fall out of your wrists. You will develop a keen sense of both fashion and home decorating, dance well and wear terrific mens cologne that has never seen a bargain bin in its life. You may or may not feel a sudden urge to hold large and sumptuous dinner parties, know which wine goes with what and develop a yen for 'a smart cocktail' when the sun sets. Walks along the beach with a fully waxed male of choice is purely up to you. Welcome to pink tents, lavender loafers, and a smashing sense of humor. 😈

WOAH

WOAH

WOAH

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WOAH

Does doing all that stuff make me gay?

We determined astrology was fine but now you're saying that twirling around the dining room at a dinner party limp wristed whilst sipping my smart cocktail and wondering if the curtains clash with my fabulous lavender loafers isn't?

Libra in Uranus is a great placement!

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LOL!! Answer ONE question. Does my butt look big in these pants?

Posted by EyesOfFire
"Sex, cowboys and caulking"? Were all three of those being the first to come to your mind a Freudian slip, or a joke?
You might be gay, my friend.

totally unintentional.
That's one nasty ironic Freudian slip...

Posted by venusianbull
Yes AA, it makes you gay. Henceforth you shall be 'fabulous', only watch Lifetime, A&E and programming such as 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'. You must have many female friends to squeal with, and shortly all the muscles will fall out of your wrists. You will develop a keen sense of both fashion and home decorating, dance well and wear terrific mens cologne that has never seen a bargain bin in its life. You may or may not feel a sudden urge to hold large and sumptuous dinner parties, know which wine goes with what and develop a yen for 'a smart cocktail' when the sun sets. Walks along the beach with a fully waxed male of choice is purely up to you. Welcome to pink tents, lavender loafers, and a smashing sense of humor. 😈

You crossed the line there with fully waxed male.

You've torn through soft flesh and slightly squishy muscle. Congratulations VB your now touching the bone.

It's a forte of mine. Don't even pretend you didn't smile at that paragraph AA. 😄

lets just say you painted a pretty detailed picture 😄

and don't even kid yourself VB, you know full well what goes with what.

THINK FAST! What goes with fillet?

Mmm beef. A nice hearty red wine. Sides vary, but I'd pair it with roasted new red potatoes and fresh green beans sauteed in olive oil and minced garlic. Fresh bread, a nice salad. Fruit and cheeses after. Bwahahaha.

Trust you to elaborate 😛

*gets out notepad*

LOL Anything else, just ask. *buffing nails on cardi*

Fillet of what? Fish? It depends on how you cook it anyway. If simply prepared then a good, lighter white, like pinot grigio, would work well.

Posted by AA
Dunno been feeling a bit self conscious about it recently, i mean what guy is into astrology? Apart from gay guys. I mean i should be checking out the circumference and diameter of her tits and ass, not her sign? What's wrong with me? Can't believe i never saw this coming.

From now on astrology is bullshit.
I come on here to talk about sex, cowboys and caulking.

Its only gay if you want to make out with a dude cause he's a Taurus.

^ LOL

Well I am a not-gay guy and I have been into astrology for 42 years (about) so if it made you gay I think I would be by now. And lots of black guys seem to be into it as well and one thing that most black guys are NOT is gay.

Posted by virgodog58
most black guys are NOT is gay.

he doesn't count. He could wear a tutu and still be manly

*waves*

actually *thumb up* Moor cool and less desperate. Like what we blokes do when it's free to cross zebra crossing. CHEERS MATE!

lol

i just told someone on here that astrology really isn't for us guys..it was interesting at 1st, but after awhile it gets redundant and if you get too deep into it i think you become somewhat jaded towards others..like you got everybody and everything all figured out or whatever..but honestly you just come off as a dullard thats no fun to be around,lol..but more then likey you was like that anyway because i notice most people who are really into astrology is also the introverted types

Honestly, who cares? The only people who are worried enough to question if everything is "gay" or not are closeted homosexuals who despise themselves for being gay, just saying.