Vacuums...

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Skykomish
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Kay so this is like totally not what we usually talk about lol, but the vacuum store is closed and I don't have another day to get down there when they're open till Thursday. Anyone got any idea why my kirby is leaving clumps of hair on the floor (I have a dog)? Its like more hair than the section of floor had on it to begin with. I just checked it and unclogged it, put on a new bag.. *frustrated*

Bullettes? The homemakers of the zodiac got any ideas for me?
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Nefer
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Well... and #3 probably wants to buy you some slutty stripper heels.. and do you while you're wearing them. With the lights on.

Cuz he can't just SAY, "Honey.. I have a little bit of a stripper fantasy. Dress up for me and let's play?"... too many women would be like, "STRIPPER fetish?! WTF?! Is THAT why the checkbook never balances?! Is THAT where you go when you're 'working late' or when out with the guys? Huh? Huh? What's wrong with me the way I am? Am I not SEXY enough for you?! WTF you MEAN you want to leave the lights on? NO WAY! Are you some kinda FREAK?! My mother never liked you.. she tried to warn me you were shady. You're sleeping on the couch tonight, buddy. UGH!"