Ways to Handle Stress

? Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.

? Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

? When someone says "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.

? While on a public elevator, sing softly to yourself and giggle periodically.

? Forget the Jenny Craig and send yourself a candygram.

? Make a list of things to do that you've already done.

? Dance naked in front of your pets.

? Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman numerals.

? Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead.

? Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

? Leaf through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.

? Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat on it. Return it the next day.

? Buy a subscription to Sleezoid Weekly and send it to your boss' wife.

? Pay your electric bill in pennies.

? Drive to work in reverse.

? Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of the Flintstones during that important

? finance meeting.

? Sit naked on a shelled, hard-boiled egg.

? Refresh yourself: Put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.

? Tell your boss to blow it out of his mule and let him figure it out.

? Polish your car with ear wax.

? Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

? Start a nasty rumor, and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

? Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.
? Braid the hairs in each of your nostrils.

? Write a short story using alphabet soup.

? Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

? Make up a language and ask people for directions.