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For me I love working extremely hard, being sweaty and dirty all day, going home, taking a long shower, then laying in my bed clean and comfortable with a video game, book, or show. To me that is a perfect day.

That’s like the day the Japanese guy in perfect days has
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It looks pretty interesting, I'll have to watch it. Other than that sleeping 12 hours and having a ton of crazy dreams on the weekends is second best.
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My perfect work day starts with getting up at 6am, getting ready and going to work, having coffee and chatting with colleagues at work until about 9am, doing usual work tasks until about 3pm, leaving work, going for a walk, lunch and maybe a coffee again at some nice terrace on a sunny warm day. On weekends it greatly depends on the mood and weather too


Do you enjoy working or would you prefer weeks just made out of weekends?
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Wake up at about 8:30, turn off my alarm because I am definitely not going to close my eyes and fall back to sleep...

Wake up again at about 10:30...

Go an get coffee and a pie or two in my gumboots. Might even get lucky and make eye contact with a woman or two.

Head back home, ignore all the noises in my truck that are going to cost my a bunch of money soon. Pull over by the river and roll a joint. Drive the rest of the way home smoking it and being paranoid.

Get home and take a dump and hopefully its a good clean wipe.

Smoke several more joints and play guitar all day, maybe walk the dog around the property, msybe not.

Make big plans for tomorow but ill probably end up doing much the same.
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5:55 AM wake up in my lake front mansion in the mountains.

Deny sex to 4 members of my harem who are waiting at the end of my bed. Tell them to go make me breakfast.

Jump in my Sikorsky s76 helicopter and fly to my mums house instead. Take mum out for breakfast and a flight around her old family farm.

Drop mum off and fly home via a beautifull coast line, land on the beach and go fishing. Catch heaps of fish. Find a 10/10 Mermaid bathing in a rock pool, deny her sex and watch sports and drink beer with her dad instead.

Too drunk to fly now, Neptune says just crash here bro. So I stay the night, Mermaid keeps bugging me so eventually I give in. Shes got a pussy like a Sea Anemone and it won't let go.

The end.
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5:55 AM wake up in my lake front mansion in the mountains.


Deny sex to 4 members of my harem who are waiting at the end of my bed. Tell them to go make me breakfast.


Jump in my Sikorsky s76 helicopter and fly to my mums house instead. Take mum out for breakfast and a flight around her old family farm.


Drop mum off and fly home via a beautifull coast line, land on the beach and go fishing. Catch heaps of fish. Find a 10/10 Mermaid bathing in a rock pool, deny her sex and watch sports and drink beer with her dad instead.


Too drunk to fly now, Neptune says just crash here bro. So I stay the night, Mermaid keeps bugging me so eventually I give in. Shes got a pussy like a Sea Anemone and it won't let go.


The end.




Rofl 🤣
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I hate to say my perfect day would still be driving around getting food with my Pisces ex Josh, riding through the country looking at fawns and baby raccoons (he attracts cute animals), letting him make me dinner and a bonfire, enjoying his severe COPD during sex lolll. Watching a Western with his dad. Drinking coffee and beer. Talking. I've been in love with that man for a decade haven't even seen him in 2 years, nor spoken to him in a year (Hes the one whose brother I had a 3 year affair with- we're doomed) (he's also the flat earther lmao)
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I hate to say my perfect day would still be driving around getting food with my Pisces ex Josh, riding through the country looking at fawns and baby raccoons (he attracts cute animals), letting him make me dinner and a bonfire, enjoying his severe COPD during sex lolll. Watching a Western with his dad. Drinking coffee and beer. Talking. I've been in love with that man for a decade haven't even seen him in 2 years, nor spoken to him in a year (Hes the one whose brother I had a 3 year affair with- we're doomed) (he's also the flat earther lmao)


Josh

Every guy name dxpers are hung up on starts with a J

Like Jed 🤣
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I hate to say my perfect day would still be driving around getting food with my Pisces ex Josh, riding through the country looking at fawns and baby raccoons (he attracts cute animals), letting him make me dinner and a bonfire, enjoying his severe COPD during sex lolll. Watching a Western with his dad. Drinking coffee and beer. Talking. I've been in love with that man for a decade haven't even seen him in 2 years, nor spoken to him in a year (Hes the one whose brother I had a 3 year affair with- we're doomed) (he's also the flat earther lmao)
Josh

Every guy name dxpers are hung up on starts with a J

Like Jed 🤣
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Lol I've fucked 3 J's, two named Josh. It's a legendary fuccboi name like all monosyllable names. I think J was a common initial for millennial males


That 21 year old I farted on during the lap dance, I snuck him my # and we're going out on his birthday tomorrow 😰 his names Matt lol, I have a bad track record with Matts, only fucked one so far though. Taurus is kind of a red flag but it's my Juno 🤷 he asked me yesterday if he has to pay for sex despite me already telling him I'm not a hooker. Also I don't know his actual age I just guessed x) he got his BS in Communications yesterday
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Such a red flag 🤣 have fun
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I hate to say my perfect day would still be driving around getting food with my Pisces ex Josh, riding through the country looking at fawns and baby raccoons (he attracts cute animals), letting him make me dinner and a bonfire, enjoying his severe COPD during sex lolll. Watching a Western with his dad. Drinking coffee and beer. Talking. I've been in love with that man for a decade haven't even seen him in 2 years, nor spoken to him in a year (Hes the one whose brother I had a 3 year affair with- we're doomed) (he's also the flat earther lmao)
Josh

Every guy name dxpers are hung up on starts with a J

Like Jed 🤣
click to expand
Lol I've fucked 3 J's, two named Josh. It's a legendary fuccboi name like all monosyllable names. I think J was a common initial for millennial males

That 21 year old I farted on during the lap dance, I snuck him my # and we're going out on his birthday tomorrow 😰 his names Matt lol, I have a bad track record with Matts, only fucked one so far though. Taurus is kind of a red flag but it's my Juno 🤷 he asked me yesterday if he has to pay for sex despite me already telling him I'm not a hooker. Also I don't know his actual age I just guessed x) he got his BS in Communications yesterday
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Ooh you’re going out with a Taurus? Keep us updated. Gen z is different.
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Are you the whisperer now? 😅🤣
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I hate to say my perfect day would still be driving around getting food with my Pisces ex Josh, riding through the country looking at fawns and baby raccoons (he attracts cute animals), letting him make me dinner and a bonfire, enjoying his severe COPD during sex lolll. Watching a Western with his dad. Drinking coffee and beer. Talking. I've been in love with that man for a decade haven't even seen him in 2 years, nor spoken to him in a year (Hes the one whose brother I had a 3 year affair with- we're doomed) (he's also the flat earther lmao)
Josh

Every guy name dxpers are hung up on starts with a J

Like Jed 🤣
click to expand
Lol I've fucked 3 J's, two named Josh. It's a legendary fuccboi name like all monosyllable names. I think J was a common initial for millennial males

That 21 year old I farted on during the lap dance, I snuck him my # and we're going out on his birthday tomorrow 😰 his names Matt lol, I have a bad track record with Matts, only fucked one so far though. Taurus is kind of a red flag but it's my Juno 🤷 he asked me yesterday if he has to pay for sex despite me already telling him I'm not a hooker. Also I don't know his actual age I just guessed x) he got his BS in Communications yesterday
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Ooh you’re going out with a Taurus? Keep us updated. Gen z is different.
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We didn't go out yet but texted a bit yesterday, he stopped responding around 4:30pm when I asked him how old he turned lol. He told me yesterday that he's nervous because he feels inexperienced (another virgin?) & that he wants to have a phone call & get to know me more. Probably because I offered sex right off the bat. I'm like "I'd like to take you out for dinner or we could just fuck" then gave my health details. I think men expect rejection so much and it's like a mental barrier but you know how we Geminis/Aries Mars are. I had gotten 4 lap dances from him at the club (I farted on the 4th) but I had a foreboding feeling when he got a dance from my friend Bambi in my face lol. I imagine I won't be able to resist an annoying emotionally-charged tryst but obviously we won't date.

Just makes me miss Josh because he was sooo confident. Dude tried with me for months before I finally got too drunk and gave in, at one point he even grabbed me by the pussy and I screamed. His technique was "put presha on that bitch and it'll eventually work and grope her", didn't work on my friend Katie but worked on me xD then after sex gets you with the indifference and breadcrumbing. Being DENNISed is so intoxicating
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I hate to say my perfect day would still be driving around getting food with my Pisces ex Josh, riding through the country looking at fawns and baby raccoons (he attracts cute animals), letting him make me dinner and a bonfire, enjoying his severe COPD during sex lolll. Watching a Western with his dad. Drinking coffee and beer. Talking. I've been in love with that man for a decade haven't even seen him in 2 years, nor spoken to him in a year (Hes the one whose brother I had a 3 year affair with- we're doomed) (he's also the flat earther lmao)
Josh

Every guy name dxpers are hung up on starts with a J

Like Jed 🤣
click to expand
Lol I've fucked 3 J's, two named Josh. It's a legendary fuccboi name like all monosyllable names. I think J was a common initial for millennial males

That 21 year old I farted on during the lap dance, I snuck him my # and we're going out on his birthday tomorrow 😰 his names Matt lol, I have a bad track record with Matts, only fucked one so far though. Taurus is kind of a red flag but it's my Juno 🤷 he asked me yesterday if he has to pay for sex despite me already telling him I'm not a hooker. Also I don't know his actual age I just guessed x) he got his BS in Communications yesterday
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Ooh you’re going out with a Taurus? Keep us updated. Gen z is different.
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We didn't go out yet but texted a bit yesterday, he stopped responding around 4:30pm when I asked him how old he turned lol. He told me yesterday that he's nervous because he feels inexperienced (another virgin?) & that he wants to have a phone call & get to know me more. Probably because I offered sex right off the bat. I'm like "I'd like to take you out for dinner or we could just fuck" then gave my health details. I think men expect rejection so much and it's like a mental barrier but you know how we Geminis/Aries Mars are. I had gotten 4 lap dances from him at the club (I farted on the 4th) but I had a foreboding feeling when he got a dance from my friend Bambi in my face lol. I imagine I won't be able to resist an annoying emotionally-charged tryst but obviously we won't date.
Just makes me miss Josh because he was sooo confident. Dude tried with me for months before I finally got too drunk and gave in, at one point he even grabbed me by the pussy and I screamed. His technique was "put presha on that bitch and it'll eventually work and grope her", didn't work on my friend Katie but worked on me xD then after sex gets you with the indifference and breadcrumbing. Being DENNISed is so intoxicating
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I have no idea how to get a Taurus man. With that said, unless you have it for this guy bad, I don’t think you should spend your hard earned lap dance money on taking him to dinner. I know you’re gonna take him to the Indian restaurant and it’s gonna be a crazy $ 80 for the two of you. That’s two lap dances.
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I wanted to take him to endwell this Italian place with good thin crust pizza, or wherever he wanted to go

Idk it feels good to be "talking" to someone but he lives 2.5 hrs away and yeah it's a Taurus and not one of the cute mercurial ones

Also I'll try to end the conversation and say "ok have a good night" then he says "I'm not going to bed yet" despite contributing nothing to the conversation 😑 trademark Taurus. Like my Taurus ex who smelled subway in a Walmart we were at in an unfamiliar city, decided walking out that door that he wanted subway and put subway in his gps that was well out of the way.

Anyway I'll let you know of developments and I'll post a pic if I can get one. I mog

He just responded and said "no I'm 23". Gonna have to run his chart and the whole synastry process. Btw, is God of the gaps hatter?

Wait he just said arse, there's no way
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Perfect day for me would be a stress free /drama free day, no arguments just my favourite person inside me all day and have all my favourite things & comfort foods hand delivered to me in bed. I dont want to move a muscle. Princess treatment my ass the whole damn day, wake me up w the D , princess treatment > fck me back to sleep > wake me up w the D again > princess treatment > rinse and repeat hahahahaha ijk

bet u wish u didnt ask.
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I hate to say my perfect day would still be driving around getting food with my Pisces ex Josh, riding through the country looking at fawns and baby raccoons (he attracts cute animals), letting him make me dinner and a bonfire, enjoying his severe COPD during sex lolll. Watching a Western with his dad. Drinking coffee and beer. Talking. I've been in love with that man for a decade haven't even seen him in 2 years, nor spoken to him in a year (Hes the one whose brother I had a 3 year affair with- we're doomed) (he's also the flat earther lmao)
Josh

Every guy name dxpers are hung up on starts with a J

Like Jed 🤣
click to expand
Lol I've fucked 3 J's, two named Josh. It's a legendary fuccboi name like all monosyllable names. I think J was a common initial for millennial males

That 21 year old I farted on during the lap dance, I snuck him my # and we're going out on his birthday tomorrow 😰 his names Matt lol, I have a bad track record with Matts, only fucked one so far though. Taurus is kind of a red flag but it's my Juno 🤷 he asked me yesterday if he has to pay for sex despite me already telling him I'm not a hooker. Also I don't know his actual age I just guessed x) he got his BS in Communications yesterday
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Ooh you’re going out with a Taurus? Keep us updated. Gen z is different.
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Are you the whisperer now? 😅🤣
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Honestly no. I just want to see if the fart gets brought up.
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We just talked on the phone for an hr and a half and I told him I farted, he said he had no idea lmao
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I hate to say my perfect day would still be driving around getting food with my Pisces ex Josh, riding through the country looking at fawns and baby raccoons (he attracts cute animals), letting him make me dinner and a bonfire, enjoying his severe COPD during sex lolll. Watching a Western with his dad. Drinking coffee and beer. Talking. I've been in love with that man for a decade haven't even seen him in 2 years, nor spoken to him in a year (Hes the one whose brother I had a 3 year affair with- we're doomed) (he's also the flat earther lmao)
Josh

Every guy name dxpers are hung up on starts with a J

Like Jed 🤣
click to expand
Lol I've fucked 3 J's, two named Josh. It's a legendary fuccboi name like all monosyllable names. I think J was a common initial for millennial males

That 21 year old I farted on during the lap dance, I snuck him my # and we're going out on his birthday tomorrow 😰 his names Matt lol, I have a bad track record with Matts, only fucked one so far though. Taurus is kind of a red flag but it's my Juno 🤷 he asked me yesterday if he has to pay for sex despite me already telling him I'm not a hooker. Also I don't know his actual age I just guessed x) he got his BS in Communications yesterday
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Ooh you’re going out with a Taurus? Keep us updated. Gen z is different.
click to expand
Are you the whisperer now? 😅🤣
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Honestly no. I just want to see if the fart gets brought up.
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We just talked on the phone for an hr and a half and I told him I farted, he said he had no idea lmao
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Why are you trying to take this Taurus boy’s soul? 😅
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>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
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oouu freak like me.. I c u
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I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
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sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
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Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae

Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
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>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
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oouu freak like me.. I c u
click to expand
I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
click to expand
sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
click to expand

Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae


Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
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I assure u im none of them. im black im sure thats not ur type. im hotter than all of them. so case of mistaken identity for sure 😎

In fact might temp update my profile pic FYEO.
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>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
click to expand
oouu freak like me.. I c u
click to expand
I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
click to expand
sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
click to expand
Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae

Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
click to expand

I assure u im none of them. im black im sure thats not ur type. im hotter than all of them. so case of mistaken identity for sure


In fact might temp update my profile pic FYEO.
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I've updated prof pic. it'll be up for like an hr then it'll be back to my emoji dont want no randoms seeing me on dxpnet.
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>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
click to expand
oouu freak like me.. I c u
click to expand
I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
click to expand
sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
click to expand
Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae

Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
click to expand

I assure u im none of them. im black im sure thats not ur type. im hotter than all of them. so case of mistaken identity for sure


In fact might temp update my profile pic FYEO.
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What I guess I’m really bad at this 🤣
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I hate to say my perfect day would still be driving around getting food with my Pisces ex Josh, riding through the country looking at fawns and baby raccoons (he attracts cute animals), letting him make me dinner and a bonfire, enjoying his severe COPD during sex lolll. Watching a Western with his dad. Drinking coffee and beer. Talking. I've been in love with that man for a decade haven't even seen him in 2 years, nor spoken to him in a year (Hes the one whose brother I had a 3 year affair with- we're doomed) (he's also the flat earther lmao)
Josh

Every guy name dxpers are hung up on starts with a J

Like Jed 🤣
click to expand
Lol I've fucked 3 J's, two named Josh. It's a legendary fuccboi name like all monosyllable names. I think J was a common initial for millennial males

That 21 year old I farted on during the lap dance, I snuck him my # and we're going out on his birthday tomorrow 😰 his names Matt lol, I have a bad track record with Matts, only fucked one so far though. Taurus is kind of a red flag but it's my Juno 🤷 he asked me yesterday if he has to pay for sex despite me already telling him I'm not a hooker. Also I don't know his actual age I just guessed x) he got his BS in Communications yesterday
click to expand
Ooh you’re going out with a Taurus? Keep us updated. Gen z is different.
click to expand
Are you the whisperer now? 😅🤣
click to expand
Honestly no. I just want to see if the fart gets brought up.
click to expand
We just talked on the phone for an hr and a half and I told him I farted, he said he had no idea lmao
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Why are you trying to take this Taurus boy’s soul? 😅
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He said he's only been w one woman & it was a one night stand 😰

I guess a predator gonna pred
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I hate to say my perfect day would still be driving around getting food with my Pisces ex Josh, riding through the country looking at fawns and baby raccoons (he attracts cute animals), letting him make me dinner and a bonfire, enjoying his severe COPD during sex lolll. Watching a Western with his dad. Drinking coffee and beer. Talking. I've been in love with that man for a decade haven't even seen him in 2 years, nor spoken to him in a year (Hes the one whose brother I had a 3 year affair with- we're doomed) (he's also the flat earther lmao)
Josh

Every guy name dxpers are hung up on starts with a J

Like Jed 🤣
click to expand
Lol I've fucked 3 J's, two named Josh. It's a legendary fuccboi name like all monosyllable names. I think J was a common initial for millennial males

That 21 year old I farted on during the lap dance, I snuck him my # and we're going out on his birthday tomorrow 😰 his names Matt lol, I have a bad track record with Matts, only fucked one so far though. Taurus is kind of a red flag but it's my Juno 🤷 he asked me yesterday if he has to pay for sex despite me already telling him I'm not a hooker. Also I don't know his actual age I just guessed x) he got his BS in Communications yesterday
click to expand
Ooh you’re going out with a Taurus? Keep us updated. Gen z is different.
click to expand
Are you the whisperer now? 😅🤣
click to expand
Honestly no. I just want to see if the fart gets brought up.
click to expand
We just talked on the phone for an hr and a half and I told him I farted, he said he had no idea lmao
click to expand
Why are you trying to take this Taurus boy’s soul? 😅
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He said he's only been w one woman & it was a one night stand 😰


I guess a predator gonna pred
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Trust a fire moon to find a virgin at a strip club 🤣
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>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
click to expand
oouu freak like me.. I c u
click to expand
I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
click to expand
sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
click to expand
Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae

Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
click to expand
I assure u im none of them. im black im sure thats not ur type. im hotter than all of them. so case of mistaken identity for sure

In fact might temp update my profile pic FYEO.
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What I guess I’m really bad at this 🤣
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yeah u are but you're forgiven. most people have similar typing voices ..
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Posted by Kalelno
Posted by boujeemarshmellow
>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
click to expand
oouu freak like me.. I c u
click to expand
I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
click to expand
sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
click to expand
Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae

Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
click to expand
I assure u im none of them. im black im sure thats not ur type. im hotter than all of them. so case of mistaken identity for sure

In fact might temp update my profile pic FYEO.
click to expand
I've updated prof pic. it'll be up for like an hr then it'll be back to my emoji dont want no randoms seeing me on dxpnet.
click to expand

That’s cool. You look cool. Welcome back to dxp I guess not Sharon! 🤣
click to expand



lmao take it you've seen the photos in my profile and u can rest easy now.

thanks for the welcome back tho, I was here eons ago to post about my taurus crush the I deleted my account , that was yearrrrrrs ago
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>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
click to expand
oouu freak like me.. I c u
click to expand
I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
click to expand
sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
click to expand
Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae

Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
click to expand
I assure u im none of them. im black im sure thats not ur type. im hotter than all of them. so case of mistaken identity for sure

In fact might temp update my profile pic FYEO.
click to expand
I've updated prof pic. it'll be up for like an hr then it'll be back to my emoji dont want no randoms seeing me on dxpnet.
click to expand
That’s cool. You look cool. Welcome back to dxp I guess not Sharon! 🤣
click to expand
lmao take it you've seen the photos in my profile and u can rest easy now.

thanks for the welcome back tho, I was here eons ago to post about my taurus crush the I deleted my account , that was yearrrrrrs ago
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I’m still looking for Sharon though 🤣

I’ve been here since 2013 give or take

Did he pull the Taurus shimmy on you?
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was sharon ur dxpnet bae or what's the story

the taurus shimmy— mmm what's that.. and no it was a long ass story tbh .. I was just trying to ask taurus on here about why he was acting like a weirdo..he had mad jealousy issues and quick temper (venus Aries) this was ages ago, I've long replaced him and cant even believe I was tripping on him kmt I ended up ghosting him
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No dude Sharon is dormmamu I’m just dr strange trying to stop her! 🤣 it’s not that serious I’m just on the lookout.


They come in super strong and then vanish = the Taurus shimmy
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oh no not that he did come on hella strong tho but Aries venus are like that. my issue was his anger problems and the fact that he got mad because I tried to hook him up with my friend ( I told him I wasn't ready to date anyone at the time) he got mad said I was trying to pass him off to my friend when he wants me. childish shit tbh I did have a crush but he had a rep for being a fckboi so it was a no go zone for me, my friend otoh thought he was hot tomali so I thought set em up and he wasn't happy I passed his number to her basically. lmao
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>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
click to expand
oouu freak like me.. I c u
click to expand
I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
click to expand
sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
click to expand
Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae

Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
click to expand
I assure u im none of them. im black im sure thats not ur type. im hotter than all of them. so case of mistaken identity for sure

In fact might temp update my profile pic FYEO.
click to expand
I've updated prof pic. it'll be up for like an hr then it'll be back to my emoji dont want no randoms seeing me on dxpnet.
click to expand
That’s cool. You look cool. Welcome back to dxp I guess not Sharon! 🤣
click to expand
lmao take it you've seen the photos in my profile and u can rest easy now.

thanks for the welcome back tho, I was here eons ago to post about my taurus crush the I deleted my account , that was yearrrrrrs ago
click to expand
I’m still looking for Sharon though 🤣

I’ve been here since 2013 give or take

Did he pull the Taurus shimmy on you?
click to expand
was sharon ur dxpnet bae or what's the story

the taurus shimmy— mmm what's that.. and no it was a long ass story tbh .. I was just trying to ask taurus on here about why he was acting like a weirdo..he had mad jealousy issues and quick temper (venus Aries) this was ages ago, I've long replaced him and cant even believe I was tripping on him kmt I ended up ghosting him
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No dude Sharon is dormmamu I’m just dr strange trying to stop her! 🤣 it’s not that serious I’m just on the lookout.

They come in super strong and then vanish = the Taurus shimmy
click to expand

oh no not that he did come on hella strong tho but Aries venus are like that. my issue was his anger problems and the fact that he got mad because I tried to hook him up with my friend ( I told him I wasn't ready to date anyone at the time) he got mad said I was trying to pass him off to my friend when he wants me. childish shit tbh I did have a crush but he had a rep for being a fckboi so it was a no go zone for me, my friend otoh thought he was hot tomali so I thought set em up and he wasn't happy I passed his number to her basically. lmao
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No one likes being passed off lol

So what sign are you dating now?
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>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
click to expand
oouu freak like me.. I c u
click to expand
I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
click to expand
sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
click to expand
Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae

Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
click to expand
I assure u im none of them. im black im sure thats not ur type. im hotter than all of them. so case of mistaken identity for sure

In fact might temp update my profile pic FYEO.
click to expand
I've updated prof pic. it'll be up for like an hr then it'll be back to my emoji dont want no randoms seeing me on dxpnet.
click to expand
That’s cool. You look cool. Welcome back to dxp I guess not Sharon! 🤣
click to expand
lmao take it you've seen the photos in my profile and u can rest easy now.

thanks for the welcome back tho, I was here eons ago to post about my taurus crush the I deleted my account , that was yearrrrrrs ago
click to expand
I’m still looking for Sharon though 🤣

I’ve been here since 2013 give or take

Did he pull the Taurus shimmy on you?
click to expand
was sharon ur dxpnet bae or what's the story

the taurus shimmy— mmm what's that.. and no it was a long ass story tbh .. I was just trying to ask taurus on here about why he was acting like a weirdo..he had mad jealousy issues and quick temper (venus Aries) this was ages ago, I've long replaced him and cant even believe I was tripping on him kmt I ended up ghosting him
click to expand
No dude Sharon is dormmamu I’m just dr strange trying to stop her! 🤣 it’s not that serious I’m just on the lookout.

They come in super strong and then vanish = the Taurus shimmy
click to expand
oh no not that he did come on hella strong tho but Aries venus are like that. my issue was his anger problems and the fact that he got mad because I tried to hook him up with my friend ( I told him I wasn't ready to date anyone at the time) he got mad said I was trying to pass him off to my friend when he wants me. childish shit tbh I did have a crush but he had a rep for being a fckboi so it was a no go zone for me, my friend otoh thought he was hot tomali so I thought set em up and he wasn't happy I passed his number to her basically. lmao
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No one likes being passed off lol


So what sign are you dating now?
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lol no I know we were both a lil childish about things , I was just self protective ig

all signs lol im currently just talking to diff people but not really feeling anyone (might be broken idk) , but my cap whom I was talking to right bfor xmas last year randomly hit me up earlier today so we'll see how that goes. we had a fallout and I sorta told him to go away and that I hated him ( I dont ) and didnt hear from him since dec so idk wtf he wants , i haven't responded. He was my last serious connection like talking marriage etc just never got off the ground. I was really looking forward to boinking him lmaooo bttt we didnt make it that far. we wasted several month fighting making up and rinse and repeat. just an overall obsessive and intense connection. I haven't felt anything close to it since. HE BROKE ME. im the type that unless it's intense I dont want it. im generally numb with having an aqua moon so if u make me feeellll anything then yeah I have a hard time letting go.
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>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
click to expand
oouu freak like me.. I c u
click to expand
I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
click to expand
sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
click to expand
Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae

Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
click to expand
I assure u im none of them. im black im sure thats not ur type. im hotter than all of them. so case of mistaken identity for sure

In fact might temp update my profile pic FYEO.
click to expand
I've updated prof pic. it'll be up for like an hr then it'll be back to my emoji dont want no randoms seeing me on dxpnet.
click to expand
That’s cool. You look cool. Welcome back to dxp I guess not Sharon! 🤣
click to expand
lmao take it you've seen the photos in my profile and u can rest easy now.

thanks for the welcome back tho, I was here eons ago to post about my taurus crush the I deleted my account , that was yearrrrrrs ago
click to expand
I’m still looking for Sharon though 🤣

I’ve been here since 2013 give or take

Did he pull the Taurus shimmy on you?
click to expand
was sharon ur dxpnet bae or what's the story

the taurus shimmy— mmm what's that.. and no it was a long ass story tbh .. I was just trying to ask taurus on here about why he was acting like a weirdo..he had mad jealousy issues and quick temper (venus Aries) this was ages ago, I've long replaced him and cant even believe I was tripping on him kmt I ended up ghosting him
click to expand
No dude Sharon is dormmamu I’m just dr strange trying to stop her! 🤣 it’s not that serious I’m just on the lookout.

They come in super strong and then vanish = the Taurus shimmy
click to expand
oh no not that he did come on hella strong tho but Aries venus are like that. my issue was his anger problems and the fact that he got mad because I tried to hook him up with my friend ( I told him I wasn't ready to date anyone at the time) he got mad said I was trying to pass him off to my friend when he wants me. childish shit tbh I did have a crush but he had a rep for being a fckboi so it was a no go zone for me, my friend otoh thought he was hot tomali so I thought set em up and he wasn't happy I passed his number to her basically. lmao
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No one likes being passed off lol

So what sign are you dating now?
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lol no I know we were both a lil childish about things , I was just self protective ig


all signs lol im currently just talking to diff people but not really feeling anyone (might be broken idk) , but my cap whom I was talking to right bfor xmas last year randomly hit me up earlier today so we'll see how that goes. we had a fallout and I sorta told him to go away and that I hated him ( I dont ) and didnt hear from him since dec so idk wtf he wants , i haven't responded. He was my last serious connection like talking marriage etc just never got off the ground. I was really looking forward to boinking him lmaooo bttt we didnt make it that far. we wasted several month fighting making up and rinse and repeat. just an overall obsessive and intense connection. I haven't felt anything close to it since. HE BROKE ME. im the type that unless it's intense I dont want it. im generally numb with having an aqua moon so if u make me feeellll anything then yeah I have a hard time letting go.
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Several months and no boink? 😅
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>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
click to expand
oouu freak like me.. I c u
click to expand
I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
click to expand
sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
click to expand
Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae

Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
click to expand
I assure u im none of them. im black im sure thats not ur type. im hotter than all of them. so case of mistaken identity for sure

In fact might temp update my profile pic FYEO.
click to expand
I've updated prof pic. it'll be up for like an hr then it'll be back to my emoji dont want no randoms seeing me on dxpnet.
click to expand
That’s cool. You look cool. Welcome back to dxp I guess not Sharon! 🤣
click to expand
lmao take it you've seen the photos in my profile and u can rest easy now.

thanks for the welcome back tho, I was here eons ago to post about my taurus crush the I deleted my account , that was yearrrrrrs ago
click to expand
I’m still looking for Sharon though 🤣

I’ve been here since 2013 give or take

Did he pull the Taurus shimmy on you?
click to expand
was sharon ur dxpnet bae or what's the story

the taurus shimmy— mmm what's that.. and no it was a long ass story tbh .. I was just trying to ask taurus on here about why he was acting like a weirdo..he had mad jealousy issues and quick temper (venus Aries) this was ages ago, I've long replaced him and cant even believe I was tripping on him kmt I ended up ghosting him
click to expand
No dude Sharon is dormmamu I’m just dr strange trying to stop her! 🤣 it’s not that serious I’m just on the lookout.

They come in super strong and then vanish = the Taurus shimmy
click to expand
oh no not that he did come on hella strong tho but Aries venus are like that. my issue was his anger problems and the fact that he got mad because I tried to hook him up with my friend ( I told him I wasn't ready to date anyone at the time) he got mad said I was trying to pass him off to my friend when he wants me. childish shit tbh I did have a crush but he had a rep for being a fckboi so it was a no go zone for me, my friend otoh thought he was hot tomali so I thought set em up and he wasn't happy I passed his number to her basically. lmao
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No one likes being passed off lol

So what sign are you dating now?
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lol no I know we were both a lil childish about things , I was just self protective ig

all signs lol im currently just talking to diff people but not really feeling anyone (might be broken idk) , but my cap whom I was talking to right bfor xmas last year randomly hit me up earlier today so we'll see how that goes. we had a fallout and I sorta told him to go away and that I hated him ( I dont ) and didnt hear from him since dec so idk wtf he wants , i haven't responded. He was my last serious connection like talking marriage etc just never got off the ground. I was really looking forward to boinking him lmaooo bttt we didnt make it that far. we wasted several month fighting making up and rinse and repeat. just an overall obsessive and intense connection. I haven't felt anything close to it since. HE BROKE ME. im the type that unless it's intense I dont want it. im generally numb with having an aqua moon so if u make me feeellll anything then yeah I have a hard time letting go.
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Several months and no boink? 😅
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hahaha

I knowwwwwww

long distance probably contributed. but we were always talking about it otp. pft he was hella patient tho, u have to be w me bcos I take my sweet time when it comes to that. he's a venus scorpio and u know they freaky I bet he was boinking someone else but idk we was always otp so dunno when he'd have found the time. lmaoo

but I still wanna boink his fine ass im ngl but he'll never know. I be playing it hella cool. I remember one time I caved and was like "come home to me" he was like "you want me there?" I said "yeah I want u here right now" he was like "you're 4hours away or I'd be there right now , its already 11pm already and if I come you'd say u cant stay at my house" (lol I told him if he ever comes to visit me he'd need to get a hotel) ... "if you'd told me sooner like babe I want you to come today then I'd be there and we'd be together rn" I said "then you dont want me then" he was like "ofc I want you, but its late why dont I come tomorrow " I was like "I dont want u tmr I want u here , right now thats how im feeling" he was like "i feel this way about u all the time and if u like me then you will feel this way all the time , not just tonight, why dont I come tmr if u really want me there" I said "I feel this way all the time but feel it more tonight, but its fine don't come . I dont want u tomrw , im busy" lmaoooooo he got so mad and was like wdym dont come tmr are u serious— I didnt respond and he wrote like a 100 word pararagh saying he's sorry he cant come and that he's happy I want him to come to me etc I left him on read he eventually msgd me couple days later and I was still sulking bcos he couldn't come get me when I was ready for him. istg im the worst sometimes. dont judge. im just a brat w my men.
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>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
click to expand
oouu freak like me.. I c u
click to expand
I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
click to expand
sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
click to expand
Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae

Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
click to expand
I assure u im none of them. im black im sure thats not ur type. im hotter than all of them. so case of mistaken identity for sure

In fact might temp update my profile pic FYEO.
click to expand
I've updated prof pic. it'll be up for like an hr then it'll be back to my emoji dont want no randoms seeing me on dxpnet.
click to expand
That’s cool. You look cool. Welcome back to dxp I guess not Sharon! 🤣
click to expand
lmao take it you've seen the photos in my profile and u can rest easy now.

thanks for the welcome back tho, I was here eons ago to post about my taurus crush the I deleted my account , that was yearrrrrrs ago
click to expand
I’m still looking for Sharon though 🤣

I’ve been here since 2013 give or take

Did he pull the Taurus shimmy on you?
click to expand
was sharon ur dxpnet bae or what's the story

the taurus shimmy— mmm what's that.. and no it was a long ass story tbh .. I was just trying to ask taurus on here about why he was acting like a weirdo..he had mad jealousy issues and quick temper (venus Aries) this was ages ago, I've long replaced him and cant even believe I was tripping on him kmt I ended up ghosting him
click to expand
No dude Sharon is dormmamu I’m just dr strange trying to stop her! 🤣 it’s not that serious I’m just on the lookout.

They come in super strong and then vanish = the Taurus shimmy
click to expand
oh no not that he did come on hella strong tho but Aries venus are like that. my issue was his anger problems and the fact that he got mad because I tried to hook him up with my friend ( I told him I wasn't ready to date anyone at the time) he got mad said I was trying to pass him off to my friend when he wants me. childish shit tbh I did have a crush but he had a rep for being a fckboi so it was a no go zone for me, my friend otoh thought he was hot tomali so I thought set em up and he wasn't happy I passed his number to her basically. lmao
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No one likes being passed off lol

So what sign are you dating now?
click to expand
lol no I know we were both a lil childish about things , I was just self protective ig

all signs lol im currently just talking to diff people but not really feeling anyone (might be broken idk) , but my cap whom I was talking to right bfor xmas last year randomly hit me up earlier today so we'll see how that goes. we had a fallout and I sorta told him to go away and that I hated him ( I dont ) and didnt hear from him since dec so idk wtf he wants , i haven't responded. He was my last serious connection like talking marriage etc just never got off the ground. I was really looking forward to boinking him lmaooo bttt we didnt make it that far. we wasted several month fighting making up and rinse and repeat. just an overall obsessive and intense connection. I haven't felt anything close to it since. HE BROKE ME. im the type that unless it's intense I dont want it. im generally numb with having an aqua moon so if u make me feeellll anything then yeah I have a hard time letting go.
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Several months and no boink? 😅
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hahaha

I knowwwwwww


long distance probably contributed. but we were always talking about it otp. pft he was hella patient tho, u have to be w me bcos I take my sweet time when it comes to that. he's a venus scorpio and u know they freaky I bet he was boinking someone else but idk we was always otp so dunno when he'd have found the time. lmaoo


but I still wan boink his fine ass im ngl but he'll never know. I be playing it hella cool. I remember one time I caved and was like "come home to me" he was like "you want me there?" I said "yeah I want u here right now" he was like "you're 4hours away or I'd be there right now , its already 11pm already and if I come you'd say u cant stay at my house" (lol I told him if he ever comes to visit me he'd need to get a hotel) ... " if you'd told me sooner like babe I want you to come today then I'd be there and we'd be together rn" I said "then you dont me then" he was like "ofc I want you, but its late why dont I come tomorrow " I was like "I dont want u tmr I want u here , right now thats how im feeling" he was like "i feel this way about u all the time and if u like me then you will feel this way all the time , not just tonight, why dont I come tmr if u really want me there" I said "I feel this way all the time but feel it more tonight, but its fine don't come . I dont want u tomrw , im busy" lmaoooooo he got so mad and was like wdym dont come tmr are u serious— I didnt respond and he wrote like a 100 word pararagh saying he's sorry he cant come and that he's happy I want him to come to me etc I left him on read he eventually msgd me couple days later and I was still sulking bcos he couldn't come get me when I was ready for him. istg im the worst sometimes. dont judge. im just a brat w my men.
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Is that an aqua moon thing?

I boinked an aqua moon libra sun in march it was a strange hookup clingy and detached at the same time
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>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
click to expand
oouu freak like me.. I c u
click to expand
I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
click to expand
sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
click to expand
Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae

Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
click to expand
I assure u im none of them. im black im sure thats not ur type. im hotter than all of them. so case of mistaken identity for sure

In fact might temp update my profile pic FYEO.
click to expand
I've updated prof pic. it'll be up for like an hr then it'll be back to my emoji dont want no randoms seeing me on dxpnet.
click to expand
That’s cool. You look cool. Welcome back to dxp I guess not Sharon! 🤣
click to expand
lmao take it you've seen the photos in my profile and u can rest easy now.

thanks for the welcome back tho, I was here eons ago to post about my taurus crush the I deleted my account , that was yearrrrrrs ago
click to expand
I’m still looking for Sharon though 🤣

I’ve been here since 2013 give or take

Did he pull the Taurus shimmy on you?
click to expand
was sharon ur dxpnet bae or what's the story

the taurus shimmy— mmm what's that.. and no it was a long ass story tbh .. I was just trying to ask taurus on here about why he was acting like a weirdo..he had mad jealousy issues and quick temper (venus Aries) this was ages ago, I've long replaced him and cant even believe I was tripping on him kmt I ended up ghosting him
click to expand
No dude Sharon is dormmamu I’m just dr strange trying to stop her! 🤣 it’s not that serious I’m just on the lookout.

They come in super strong and then vanish = the Taurus shimmy
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oh no not that he did come on hella strong tho but Aries venus are like that. my issue was his anger problems and the fact that he got mad because I tried to hook him up with my friend ( I told him I wasn't ready to date anyone at the time) he got mad said I was trying to pass him off to my friend when he wants me. childish shit tbh I did have a crush but he had a rep for being a fckboi so it was a no go zone for me, my friend otoh thought he was hot tomali so I thought set em up and he wasn't happy I passed his number to her basically. lmao
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No one likes being passed off lol

So what sign are you dating now?
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lol no I know we were both a lil childish about things , I was just self protective ig

all signs lol im currently just talking to diff people but not really feeling anyone (might be broken idk) , but my cap whom I was talking to right bfor xmas last year randomly hit me up earlier today so we'll see how that goes. we had a fallout and I sorta told him to go away and that I hated him ( I dont ) and didnt hear from him since dec so idk wtf he wants , i haven't responded. He was my last serious connection like talking marriage etc just never got off the ground. I was really looking forward to boinking him lmaooo bttt we didnt make it that far. we wasted several month fighting making up and rinse and repeat. just an overall obsessive and intense connection. I haven't felt anything close to it since. HE BROKE ME. im the type that unless it's intense I dont want it. im generally numb with having an aqua moon so if u make me feeellll anything then yeah I have a hard time letting go.
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Several months and no boink? 😅
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I knowwwwwww

long distance probably contributed. but we were always talking about it otp. pft he was hella patient tho, u have to be w me bcos I take my sweet time when it comes to that. he's a venus scorpio and u know they freaky I bet he was boinking someone else but idk we was always otp so dunno when he'd have found the time. lmaoo

but I still wan boink his fine ass im ngl but he'll never know. I be playing it hella cool. I remember one time I caved and was like "come home to me" he was like "you want me there?" I said "yeah I want u here right now" he was like "you're 4hours away or I'd be there right now , its already 11pm already and if I come you'd say u cant stay at my house" (lol I told him if he ever comes to visit me he'd need to get a hotel) ... " if you'd told me sooner like babe I want you to come today then I'd be there and we'd be together rn" I said "then you dont me then" he was like "ofc I want you, but its late why dont I come tomorrow " I was like "I dont want u tmr I want u here , right now thats how im feeling" he was like "i feel this way about u all the time and if u like me then you will feel this way all the time , not just tonight, why dont I come tmr if u really want me there" I said "I feel this way all the time but feel it more tonight, but its fine don't come . I dont want u tomrw , im busy" lmaoooooo he got so mad and was like wdym dont come tmr are u serious— I didnt respond and he wrote like a 100 word pararagh saying he's sorry he cant come and that he's happy I want him to come to me etc I left him on read he eventually msgd me couple days later and I was still sulking bcos he couldn't come get me when I was ready for him. istg im the worst sometimes. dont judge. im just a brat w my men.
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Is that an aqua moon thing?


I boinked an aqua moon libra sun in march it was a strange hookup clingy and detached at the same time
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lmao clingy and detached at the same time yo thats a venus cancer (clingy) and an aqua moon (detached) at the same time thing. depends where her venus is basically would explain the contradiction. im a venus cancer and confuse the helllly outta the men Ifw.

why was it strange libra and aqua moon she's just flighty
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>bet u wish u didnt ask.
Oh no that’s a great answer 🤣
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oouu freak like me.. I c u
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I c u too Sharon acting brand new and bougee
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sharon—? do i remind u of a dxpnet crush or sumthing
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Nope you don’t remind me of halalbae

Scorchy vibes doe 🤣
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I assure u im none of them. im black im sure thats not ur type. im hotter than all of them. so case of mistaken identity for sure

In fact might temp update my profile pic FYEO.
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I've updated prof pic. it'll be up for like an hr then it'll be back to my emoji dont want no randoms seeing me on dxpnet.
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That’s cool. You look cool. Welcome back to dxp I guess not Sharon! 🤣
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lmao take it you've seen the photos in my profile and u can rest easy now.

thanks for the welcome back tho, I was here eons ago to post about my taurus crush the I deleted my account , that was yearrrrrrs ago
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I’m still looking for Sharon though 🤣

I’ve been here since 2013 give or take

Did he pull the Taurus shimmy on you?
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was sharon ur dxpnet bae or what's the story

the taurus shimmy— mmm what's that.. and no it was a long ass story tbh .. I was just trying to ask taurus on here about why he was acting like a weirdo..he had mad jealousy issues and quick temper (venus Aries) this was ages ago, I've long replaced him and cant even believe I was tripping on him kmt I ended up ghosting him
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No dude Sharon is dormmamu I’m just dr strange trying to stop her! 🤣 it’s not that serious I’m just on the lookout.

They come in super strong and then vanish = the Taurus shimmy
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oh no not that he did come on hella strong tho but Aries venus are like that. my issue was his anger problems and the fact that he got mad because I tried to hook him up with my friend ( I told him I wasn't ready to date anyone at the time) he got mad said I was trying to pass him off to my friend when he wants me. childish shit tbh I did have a crush but he had a rep for being a fckboi so it was a no go zone for me, my friend otoh thought he was hot tomali so I thought set em up and he wasn't happy I passed his number to her basically. lmao
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No one likes being passed off lol

So what sign are you dating now?
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lol no I know we were both a lil childish about things , I was just self protective ig

all signs lol im currently just talking to diff people but not really feeling anyone (might be broken idk) , but my cap whom I was talking to right bfor xmas last year randomly hit me up earlier today so we'll see how that goes. we had a fallout and I sorta told him to go away and that I hated him ( I dont ) and didnt hear from him since dec so idk wtf he wants , i haven't responded. He was my last serious connection like talking marriage etc just never got off the ground. I was really looking forward to boinking him lmaooo bttt we didnt make it that far. we wasted several month fighting making up and rinse and repeat. just an overall obsessive and intense connection. I haven't felt anything close to it since. HE BROKE ME. im the type that unless it's intense I dont want it. im generally numb with having an aqua moon so if u make me feeellll anything then yeah I have a hard time letting go.
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Several months and no boink? 😅
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hahaha
I knowwwwwww

long distance probably contributed. but we were always talking about it otp. pft he was hella patient tho, u have to be w me bcos I take my sweet time when it comes to that. he's a venus scorpio and u know they freaky I bet he was boinking someone else but idk we was always otp so dunno when he'd have found the time. lmaoo

but I still wan boink his fine ass im ngl but he'll never know. I be playing it hella cool. I remember one time I caved and was like "come home to me" he was like "you want me there?" I said "yeah I want u here right now" he was like "you're 4hours away or I'd be there right now , its already 11pm already and if I come you'd say u cant stay at my house" (lol I told him if he ever comes to visit me he'd need to get a hotel) ... " if you'd told me sooner like babe I want you to come today then I'd be there and we'd be together rn" I said "then you dont me then" he was like "ofc I want you, but its late why dont I come tomorrow " I was like "I dont want u tmr I want u here , right now thats how im feeling" he was like "i feel this way about u all the time and if u like me then you will feel this way all the time , not just tonight, why dont I come tmr if u really want me there" I said "I feel this way all the time but feel it more tonight, but its fine don't come . I dont want u tomrw , im busy" lmaoooooo he got so mad and was like wdym dont come tmr are u serious— I didnt respond and he wrote like a 100 word pararagh saying he's sorry he cant come and that he's happy I want him to come to me etc I left him on read he eventually msgd me couple days later and I was still sulking bcos he couldn't come get me when I was ready for him. istg im the worst sometimes. dont judge. im just a brat w my men.
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Is that an aqua moon thing?

I boinked an aqua moon libra sun in march it was a strange hookup clingy and detached at the same time
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lmao clingy and detached at the same time yo thats a venus cancer (clingy) and an aqua moon (detached) at the same time thing. depends where her venus is basically would explain the contradiction. im a venus cancer and confuse the helllly outta the men Ifw.


why was it strange libra and aqua moon she's just flighty
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I think Venus in Scorpio on her

Clingy coz the date felt romantic but maybe I shouldn’t even call it a date she was iffy of labels

She was flighty lol I haven’t even gotten a 2nd date

She stopped responding when I went blonde 🤣 I’m not blonde now so I guess she will entertain me again. 😅 I haven’t reached out though o as a Taurus ran out of date ideas.
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Perfect day is going to a music festival with my favourite bands playing but also has some bands or djs I discover and fall in love with
With like a rando at the concert?
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No l will fall in love with new music not some rando at the festival lol
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Ok I made it sound bad but it could be a good thing too haha!
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Um its not letting me reply to u directly :// as in quote you so thats odd


but yeah


an aqua moon thats iffy about labels SHOCKKKK lmao


she ghosted u for going blonde is crazy haha I would've cried. thats insane.


does she know ur not blonde anymore


what's her mars sign,, if its in an air sign throw the whole thing in the bin seriously


Yeah you can’t go back and forth for too long now on dxp

No she doesn’t but it was just a hookup anyway she kinda made that clear

I can’t remember for sure but I think Pisces I just remember she was low energy in the sack so yeah maybe Pisces is right
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I hate to say my perfect day would still be driving around getting food with my Pisces ex Josh, riding through the country looking at fawns and baby raccoons (he attracts cute animals), letting him make me dinner and a bonfire, enjoying his severe COPD during sex lolll. Watching a Western with his dad. Drinking coffee and beer. Talking. I've been in love with that man for a decade haven't even seen him in 2 years, nor spoken to him in a year (Hes the one whose brother I had a 3 year affair with- we're doomed) (he's also the flat earther lmao)
Josh

Every guy name dxpers are hung up on starts with a J

Like Jed 🤣
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Lol I've fucked 3 J's, two named Josh. It's a legendary fuccboi name like all monosyllable names. I think J was a common initial for millennial males

That 21 year old I farted on during the lap dance, I snuck him my # and we're going out on his birthday tomorrow 😰 his names Matt lol, I have a bad track record with Matts, only fucked one so far though. Taurus is kind of a red flag but it's my Juno 🤷 he asked me yesterday if he has to pay for sex despite me already telling him I'm not a hooker. Also I don't know his actual age I just guessed x) he got his BS in Communications yesterday
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Ooh you’re going out with a Taurus? Keep us updated. Gen z is different.
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Are you the whisperer now? 😅🤣
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Honestly no. I just want to see if the fart gets brought up.
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We just talked on the phone for an hr and a half and I told him I farted, he said he had no idea lmao
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Why are you trying to take this Taurus boy’s soul? 😅
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He said he's only been w one woman & it was a one night stand 😰


I guess a predator gonna pred
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He a liar, you're going to be his first.
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Um its not letting me reply to u directly :// as in quote you so thats odd

but yeah

an aqua moon thats iffy about labels SHOCKKKK lmao

she ghosted u for going blonde is crazy haha I would've cried. thats insane.

does she know ur not blonde anymore

what's her mars sign,, if its in an air sign throw the whole thing in the bin seriously

Yeah you can’t go back and forth for too long now on dxp


No she doesn’t but it was just a hookup anyway she kinda made that clear


I can’t remember for sure but I think Pisces I just remember she was low energy in the sack so yeah maybe Pisces is right
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lmao @ pisces mars being pegged as low energy in the sack DAMN .. 😆 u wrong for that

but could be a libra mars I dont see libra mars having stamina in the bedroom, they seem like pillow princesses

and ooouuu didnt know that about dxpnet rules , odd tho aren't we meant to converse its a forum.
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Um its not letting me reply to u directly :// as in quote you so thats odd

but yeah

an aqua moon thats iffy about labels SHOCKKKK lmao

she ghosted u for going blonde is crazy haha I would've cried. thats insane.

does she know ur not blonde anymore

what's her mars sign,, if its in an air sign throw the whole thing in the bin seriously
Yeah you can’t go back and forth for too long now on dxp

No she doesn’t but it was just a hookup anyway she kinda made that clear

I can’t remember for sure but I think Pisces I just remember she was low energy in the sack so yeah maybe Pisces is right
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lmao @ pisces mars being pegged as low energy in the sack DAMN .. u wrong for that


but could be a libra mars I dont see libra mars having stamina in the bedroom, they seem like pillow princesses


and ooouuu didnt know that about dxpnet rules , odd tho aren't we meant to converse its a forum.
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It’s not a rule it just happens that you can’t quite after a few back and forths

Lmao are you a Pisces mars?
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