I've returned :O

You have been lucky not to have had me as a guest here for the past 15 years.

Now I have returned to demand a new digital relationship.

Maybe you remember my crazy zodiac fetish/online relationship from the glory days of Altavista, maybe you don't.

It doesn't matter, it's good to be back.

Women with air and fire, I need your participation in a larger study of compatibility.

In return, I will offer silly compliments and a sense of togetherness.

If you sign up here voluntarily, I won't have to chase you around on the various horoscope pages.

I am a Capricorn according to the calendar and a Sagittarius according to the stars. Doesn't that sound wonderful?

Well at least you came back and let us now old timers know who you are/were unlike a whole massive returning users come back and don't say who they are. I still don't know who is who yet.

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well at least you came back and let us now old timers know who you are/were unlike a whole massive returning users come back and don't say who they are. I still don't know who is who yet.

Exactly

What’s with the new names and hiding who they are?

Kind of weird 🥴

Statistics show that the success rate of dxp dating is quite low. Better leave it as long distance occasional fck buddies and re-download tinder. Off you go!

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well at least you came back and let us now old timers know who you are/were unlike a whole massive returning users come back and don't say who they are. I still don't know who is who yet.

Exactly

What’s with the new names and hiding who they are?

Kind of weird 🥴

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Oh if I delete and come back after a long break I like to keep everyone guessing before I eventually come out and say who I am. I'm not sure if that's just as bad as not letting everyone know who I am.

Posted by WoolyLabia
Who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I need your help because we have important research ahead of us. To my great horror, the same ignorance still prevails here. No one knows who they are going to sleep with or if they are going to ”live” with anyone at all.

As my assistant, we will jointly find out which two dxp women are the best match for us. We will explore future concepts such as internet love, also called simulated intimacy. How does this sound?

Posted by nanochip
Statistics show that the success rate of dxp dating is quite low. Better leave it as long distance occasional fck buddies and re-download tinder. Off you go!

I see you're both qualified and eager to participate in a love-enhancing research study.

To get started, I need to know your 3 best and 3 worst qualities.

Include a sexual preference that is unique to you.

Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected

Posted by WoolyLabia
Who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I need your help because we have important research ahead of us. To my great horror, the same ignorance still prevails here. No one knows who they are going to sleep with or if they are going to ”live” with anyone at all.
As my assistant, we will jointly find out which two dxp women are the best match for us. We will explore future concepts such as internet love, also called simulated intimacy. How does this sound?
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your header photo is terrifying. is that a dahmer experiment?

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The painting is from an exhibition I went to recently with the theme of the end of the world. I didn't have any other pictures on my new phone. What sun sign are you?

Posted by aka_xy

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
Women with air and fire, I need your participation in a larger study of compatibility.
In return, I will offer silly compliments and a sense of togetherness.
If you sign up here voluntarily, I won't have to chase you around on the various horoscope pages.
I am a Capricorn according to the calendar and a Sagittarius according to the stars. Doesn't that sound wonderful?

I'm bored.

What would you like to know about air signs?

I'd like to receive $ 100/question answered with max 200 words.

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I would like to know how you rank potential partners based on their sun signs.

Which ones are interesting and why?

Feel free to end with a sexual preference that is unique to you.

(My assistant handles the payments and everything else that is unpleasant)

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Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well at least you came back and let us now old timers know who you are/were unlike a whole massive returning users come back and don't say who they are. I still don't know who is who yet.

Exactly
What’s with the new names and hiding who they are?
Kind of weird 🥴
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Oh if I delete and come back after a long break I like to keep everyone guessing before I eventually come out and say who I am. I'm not sure if that's just as bad as not letting everyone know who I am.

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Yes as bad 😂

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well at least you came back and let us now old timers know who you are/were unlike a whole massive returning users come back and don't say who they are. I still don't know who is who yet.

I stopped caring a long time ago.

They probably think they're interesting namedropping and talking about the old times under the mystery of their new names but nobody cares and their names wold probably not even ring a bell in the first place.

They're just a background noise

Posted by hydorah

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well at least you came back and let us now old timers know who you are/were unlike a whole massive returning users come back and don't say who they are. I still don't know who is who yet.

I stopped caring a long time ago.

They probably think they're interesting namedropping and talking about the old times under the mystery of their new names but nobody cares and their names wold probably not even ring a bell in the first place.

They're just a background noise

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It's really not so much that I care cus id probably do the same too had it been me so I ain't got no room to talk. Though I do find it funny the old users come back pretending to be new (which by now we all know there's no more new users anymore) and coming on a thread like an innocent newborn or something.

Thanks for the answers.

I used to be attracted to Scorpios and Cancers in my younger years, but I realized that their doll faces were a trap. Their personalities held no surprises and the list of interests was not long.

Wasted a lot of time without seeing my better options. It was like real connections could only exist with female friends at that time.

Have had some experience with Tauruses, they are attracted to me but I don't know why. We are not a good combination. Do you think it matters whether you have separated parents or not, that you are attracted to the wrong person if your parents were wrong for each other?

My preference is that I want to “own” the woman I meet in the bedroom. I think sex without bondage is like a sandwich without toppings. Maybe being “owned” would work too, have you as masculine women ever been dominated? Is that something you would agree to try?

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
Thanks for the answers.

I used to be attracted to Scorpios and Cancers in my younger years, but I realized that their doll faces were a trap. Their personalities held no surprises and the list of interests was not long.

Wasted a lot of time without seeing my better options. It was like real connections could only exist with female friends at that time.

Have had some experience with Tauruses, they are attracted to me but I don't know why. We are not a good combination. Do you think it matters whether you have separated parents or not, that you are attracted to the wrong person if your parents were wrong for each other?

I think you might be on to something there. My virgo Capricorn virgo virgo folks weren't meant to be even though those signs are supposedly so call compatible with each other. And even I had a few toxic relationships myself as well as all of my sisters and brothers had toxic relationships to their spouses as well. My parents separated when we were all very young. We know our virgo step dad much longer than we know our biological Capricorn dad. None of us know anything about our Capricorn dad.

Let's make this even more interesting. Why don't we share a sexual fantasy we've had that hasn't been realized yet. No one needs to write a whole novel, but the broad strokes and dynamics are exciting. While I appreciate the humor in the thread, try to keep it serious, this can be instructive.

Posted by MidAtBest
My answers were serious btw 😰😔 #foreveralone

I'm vanilla everything's been realized, I just want sex to be over as quickly as possible

I guess it makes sense from a biological perspective.

My fantasy

Having my hair brushed and played with for hours, foot and body massage with warm essential oils, dinner cooked and then to be left alone to read a good book 😃😂📚

And that’s my sensual Taurus placements talking and not my sexy Scorpio/Aries stuff 😃

Posted by MyStarsShine
My fantasy

Having my hair brushed and played with for hours, foot and body massage with warm essential oils, dinner cooked and then to be left alone to read a good book 😃😂📚

And that’s my sensual Taurus placements talking and not my sexy Scorpio/Aries stuff 😃

Sure, but the book you borrowed from me turns out to contain graphic pornography. What happens next?

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected

Posted by MyStarsShine
My fantasy
Having my hair brushed and played with for hours, foot and body massage with warm essential oils, dinner cooked and then to be left alone to read a good book 😃😂📚
And that’s my sensual Taurus placements talking and not my sexy Scorpio/Aries stuff 😃

Sure, but the book you borrowed from me turns out to contain graphic pornography. What happens next?

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That’d turn me off so nothing

Sorry

Graphic or porn isn’t my thing

This will require time and patience. Being a stranger probably doesn't help the situation. The question is, how would you have answered if your boyfriend asked the same thing?

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
This will require time and patience. Being a stranger probably doesn't help the situation. The question is, how would you have answered if your boyfriend asked the same thing?

I wouldn’t be with a bloke that was into graphic porn

Why would we need that when we’ve off the scale red hot 🔥💥chemistry.

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
This will require time and patience. Being a stranger probably doesn't help the situation. The question is, how would you have answered if your boyfriend asked the same thing?

I wouldn’t be with a bloke that was into graphic porn

Why would we need that when we’ve off the scale red hot 🔥💥chemistry.

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Does that mean you don't see each other as two big juicy pieces of meat? Fascinating.

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
This will require time and patience. Being a stranger probably doesn't help the situation. The question is, how would you have answered if your boyfriend asked the same thing?

I wouldn’t be with a bloke that was into graphic porn
Why would we need that when we’ve off the scale red hot 🔥💥chemistry.
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Does that mean you don't see each other as two big juicy pieces of meat? Fascinating.

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Didn’t ~ *past*! tense

And … no we didn’t

Posted by poppyflower
Now, like a true fire sign, imma gonna ghost this thread. 😛

How can I reward you with details from my own fantasies when you act more troublesome than you really are? Dxp needs confessions not denial. Are you going to force me to ghost my own topic? How do you justify such evil?

Ahh man I cannot compete with this guy.

Posted by Walk_on_by
Ahh man I cannot compete with this guy.

We will find your perfect computer partner too, trust the science.

I am every woman's dream until proven otherwise.

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
I am every woman's dream until proven otherwise.

Then you better post your whole chart so you can find your compatible “digital darling”

A sun sign is hardly revealing enough and indicative of who you are….

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
I am every woman's dream until proven otherwise.

Then you better post your whole chart so you can find your compatible “digital darling”

A sun sign is hardly revealing enough and indicative of who you are….

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It needs to be said that I have very few of the traditional Capricorn traits.

Posted by PhoenixSag

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
Let's make this even more interesting. Why don't we share a sexual fantasy we've had that hasn't been realized yet. No one needs to write a whole novel, but the broad strokes and dynamics are exciting. While I appreciate the humor in the thread, try to keep it serious, this can be instructive.

I have three actually, description is pretty short I guess.

It's just about places and surrounding - to have sex on the beach (at night ofc, while no one is there), somewhere in the meadow, under the stars during warm summer nights and in a moving train. I don't have any specific requirements, it just needs to be good sex and it has to be with a person I'm in love with.

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I did two of these (not the train one except for a quick grope lol)

Both were in daylight and with more than one bloke (one at a time). Got caught on the beach and spotted by a light aircraft in a field. Luckily no arrests 👮 😅

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected

Posted by WoolyLabia
Who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I need your help because we have important research ahead of us. To my great horror, the same ignorance still prevails here. No one knows who they are going to sleep with or if they are going to ”live” with anyone at all.
As my assistant, we will jointly find out which two dxp women are the best match for us. We will explore future concepts such as internet love, also called simulated intimacy. How does this sound?
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Just don’t scare the hoes bro

Welcome back

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Who're you calling hoes on here "bro"

Posted by PhoenixSag

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
Let's make this even more interesting. Why don't we share a sexual fantasy we've had that hasn't been realized yet. No one needs to write a whole novel, but the broad strokes and dynamics are exciting. While I appreciate the humor in the thread, try to keep it serious, this can be instructive.

I have three actually, description is pretty short I guess.

It's just about places and surrounding - to have sex on the beach (at night ofc, while no one is there), somewhere in the meadow, under the stars during warm summer nights and in a moving train. I don't have any specific requirements, it just needs to be good sex and it has to be with a person I'm in love with.

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Are you trying to convince me that love must be present when you fantasize? Isn't fantasy the exact opposite of what we really want in life? A kind of escape from everyday life and from the obvious?

I'm still waiting for details with undiminished desire.

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by Stardustmopped
White man wants to “own” things. Groundbreaking.
I loatheeee when men start throwing around kink terms when they really just mean *stomps foot* I just want you to let me do whatever I want.
You just want obedience without intimacy. A sex doll with a pulse.

Do you think he’s listening to Moby 😅

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….and watching too much porn 🥴

Distorted perception of sex

Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by Stardustmopped
White man wants to “own” things. Groundbreaking.
I loatheeee when men start throwing around kink terms when they really just mean *stomps foot* I just want you to let me do whatever I want.
You just want obedience without intimacy. A sex doll with a pulse.

I hate when they keep pestering you with "what do you secretly want" "if I could do anything to you what do you want" "what's the freakiest thing you're open to" just beat you over the head asking the same shit that I have one answer to: you do all the work and make it quick

so like I'll say some crazy abusive shit I've been through like "make me vomit on your pepe over the toilet" "put out a cigarette on my ass cheek" "beat the fuck out of me and spank me till I scream and cry" then that's the wrong answer xD they want to hear what they want to hear which is some corny cheap PVC-nurse-outfit bullshit

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A sex doll with a pulse sounds pretty boring. However, the cheap PVC nurse outfit is an excellent suggestion. 🤩

I guarantee that I don't have any sadistic traits, I just believe that all people have sides that they try to suppress for various reasons.

Posted by Stardustmopped
White man wants to “own” things. Groundbreaking.

I loatheeee when men start throwing around kink terms when they really just mean *stomps foot* I just want you to let me do whatever I want.

You just want obedience without intimacy. A sex doll with a pulse.

👍👏

Like in all those fake porn films which have been brainwashing males for God knows how many years …

No wonder then that real intimacy is proving to be a thing of the past.

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by Stardustmopped
White man wants to “own” things. Groundbreaking.
I loatheeee when men start throwing around kink terms when they really just mean *stomps foot* I just want you to let me do whatever I want.
You just want obedience without intimacy. A sex doll with a pulse.

Do you think he’s listening to Moby 😅
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….and watching too much porn 🥴
Distorted perception of sex
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But what if your partner was the one watching porn 🥸

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Then you’re probably not doing it for her/him?

😩🥴

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by SnowBunny726

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected

Posted by WoolyLabia
Who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I need your help because we have important research ahead of us. To my great horror, the same ignorance still prevails here. No one knows who they are going to sleep with or if they are going to ”live” with anyone at all.
As my assistant, we will jointly find out which two dxp women are the best match for us. We will explore future concepts such as internet love, also called simulated intimacy. How does this sound?
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Just don’t scare the hoes bro
Welcome back
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Who're you calling hoes on here "bro"
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Are you participating in this dxpedition for masculine signed women as a fire sign yourself? 😅

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Absolutely not

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Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by SnowBunny726

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected

Posted by WoolyLabia
Who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I need your help because we have important research ahead of us. To my great horror, the same ignorance still prevails here. No one knows who they are going to sleep with or if they are going to ”live” with anyone at all.
As my assistant, we will jointly find out which two dxp women are the best match for us. We will explore future concepts such as internet love, also called simulated intimacy. How does this sound?
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Just don’t scare the hoes bro
Welcome back
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Who're you calling hoes on here "bro"
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you participating in this dxpedition for masculine signed women as a fire sign yourself? 😅
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Absolutely not

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Don't listen to the critics. This adventure will be beautiful.

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
I am every woman's dream until proven otherwise.

You got these 2025 dxpnet members absolutely triggered 😆

Kudos.

Posted by Soul

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
I am every woman's dream until proven otherwise.

You got these 2025 dxpnet members absolutely triggered 😆

Kudos.

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It was only a matter of time before the white man rhetoric would come into play. Even our perversions have become political. 😂😂😂

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected

Posted by Soul

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
I am every woman's dream until proven otherwise.

You got these 2025 dxpnet members absolutely triggered 😆
Kudos.
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It was only a matter of time before the white man rhetoric would come into play. Even our perversions have become political. 😂😂😂

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Hmmm. Now that sounds extra sus. Either you are white, and the only place you can safely vent about it is on the internet, or you're just pretending to be white because it's funny and makes them look bad. Either way, who can't truly stop you behind that screen?

Posted by Soul

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected

Posted by Soul

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
I am every woman's dream until proven otherwise.

You got these 2025 dxpnet members absolutely triggered 😆
Kudos.
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It was only a matter of time before the white man rhetoric would come into play. Even our perversions have become political. 😂😂😂
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Hmmm. Now that sounds extra sus. Either you are white, and the only place you can safely vent about it is on the internet, or you're just pretending to be white because it's funny and makes them look bad. Either way, who can't truly stop you behind that screen?

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I have no need to vent. What I would like to see however, is a little bit of honesty. Just a fragment would be enough.

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected

Posted by Soul

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected

Posted by Soul

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
I am every woman's dream until proven otherwise.

You got these 2025 dxpnet members absolutely triggered 😆
Kudos.
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It was only a matter of time before the white man rhetoric would come into play. Even our perversions have become political. 😂😂😂
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Hmmm. Now that sounds extra sus. Either you are white, and the only place you can safely vent about it is on the internet, or you're just pretending to be white because it's funny and makes them look bad. Either way, who can't truly stop you behind that screen?
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I have no need to vent. What I would like to see however, is a little bit of honesty. Just a fragment would be enough.

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With that being said, be 100% honest on how you truly feel in 2025.

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected

Posted by SnowBunny726

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by SnowBunny726

Posted by WoolyLabia

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected

Posted by WoolyLabia
Who 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I need your help because we have important research ahead of us. To my great horror, the same ignorance still prevails here. No one knows who they are going to sleep with or if they are going to ”live” with anyone at all.
As my assistant, we will jointly find out which two dxp women are the best match for us. We will explore future concepts such as internet love, also called simulated intimacy. How does this sound?
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Just don’t scare the hoes bro
Welcome back
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Who're you calling hoes on here "bro"
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Are you participating in this dxpedition for masculine signed women as a fire sign yourself? 😅
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Absolutely not
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Don't listen to the critics. This adventure will be beautiful.

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I'm not about to do shit.

Aren't all the expectations of love also a form of bondage for the person who has to live up to them? Aren't strong unrequited feelings a form of submission? Explain the difference.

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by PhoenixSag

Posted by MrCap_Resurrected
Let's make this even more interesting. Why don't we share a sexual fantasy we've had that hasn't been realized yet. No one needs to write a whole novel, but the broad strokes and dynamics are exciting. While I appreciate the humor in the thread, try to keep it serious, this can be instructive.

I have three actually, description is pretty short I guess.
It's just about places and surrounding - to have sex on the beach (at night ofc, while no one is there), somewhere in the meadow, under the stars during warm summer nights and in a moving train. I don't have any specific requirements, it just needs to be good sex and it has to be with a person I'm in love with.
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I did two of these (not the train one except for a quick grope lol)

Both were in daylight and with more than one bloke (one at a time). Got caught on the beach and spotted by a light aircraft in a field. Luckily no arrests 👮 😅

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Was it a Cessna?