Spinning Class = Riding a Stationary bike indoors

Why do people do this? *Seinfeld Voice*

Posted by MidAtBest
Thought I'd bump this topic with a strip update

My take-home was $ 70 after mandatory fees, scored 3 lap dances, did a lot better than Friday night & thanks to another 401k disbursement I'll afford my Saturday tattoo appointment

But the crazy thing is this place is definitely strict & not a brothel at all. I got publicly shamed and almost booted just for dry humping through clothes during the lap dances. Owner was afraid id make the customers orgasm then they'd leave. He said "it's not that type of establishment". I pretty much have to hover during dances lol. Gonna have to look up video tips

Like every dxper, I'm underfucked & was trying to get some clit friction going while forming an emotional bond w my customers. I idiotically told the owner "in my defense I never can make men cum anyway". I'm lucky I get to go back Thursday 💀

I think I can't make men cum because I start liking them and holding them to expectations, which deflates them, so I could make a stranger cum theoretically. But hilariously this other girl had a story about a customer leaving nasty cool ranch Doritos crumbs in her cleavage 🤢

Also I lost a $ 400 lab-grown diamond necklace yesterday 😢 but it turned my neck green anyway

Cool ranch Doritos 🤣

Maybe they cum buckets of Mountain Dew lol

If it turns green the metal is probably the dreaded nickel

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Posted by Kalelno

Posted by MidAtBest
Thought I'd bump this topic with a strip update

My take-home was $ 70 after mandatory fees, scored 3 lap dances, did a lot better than Friday night & thanks to another 401k disbursement I'll afford my Saturday tattoo appointment

But the crazy thing is this place is definitely strict & not a brothel at all. I got publicly shamed and almost booted just for dry humping through clothes during the lap dances. Owner was afraid id make the customers orgasm then they'd leave. He said "it's not that type of establishment". I pretty much have to hover during dances lol. Gonna have to look up video tips

Like every dxper, I'm underfucked & was trying to get some clit friction going while forming an emotional bond w my customers. I idiotically told the owner "in my defense I never can make men cum anyway". I'm lucky I get to go back Thursday 💀

I think I can't make men cum because I start liking them and holding them to expectations, which deflates them, so I could make a stranger cum theoretically. But hilariously this other girl had a story about a customer leaving nasty cool ranch Doritos crumbs in her cleavage 🤢

Also I lost a $ 400 lab-grown diamond necklace yesterday 😢 but it turned my neck green anyway

Cool ranch Doritos 🤣

Maybe they cum buckets of Mountain Dew lol

If it turns green the metal is probably the dreaded nickel
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Ol money bags Doritos crumbs man has finally noticed me 💸💸💸🙌

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Jeezuz where does he get the Doritos from does he bring them from his car??

Posted by StardustRev0lution
Middle aged women do everything in their power to avoid a proper workout

Boomers love Zumba

Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by MidAtBest
Thought I'd bump this topic with a strip update

My take-home was $ 70 after mandatory fees, scored 3 lap dances, did a lot better than Friday night & thanks to another 401k disbursement I'll afford my Saturday tattoo appointment

But the crazy thing is this place is definitely strict & not a brothel at all. I got publicly shamed and almost booted just for dry humping through clothes during the lap dances. Owner was afraid id make the customers orgasm then they'd leave. He said "it's not that type of establishment". I pretty much have to hover during dances lol. Gonna have to look up video tips

Like every dxper, I'm underfucked & was trying to get some clit friction going while forming an emotional bond w my customers. I idiotically told the owner "in my defense I never can make men cum anyway". I'm lucky I get to go back Thursday 💀

I think I can't make men cum because I start liking them and holding them to expectations, which deflates them, so I could make a stranger cum theoretically. But hilariously this other girl had a story about a customer leaving nasty cool ranch Doritos crumbs in her cleavage 🤢

Also I lost a $ 400 lab-grown diamond necklace yesterday 😢 but it turned my neck green anyway

Cool ranch Doritos 🤣

Maybe they cum buckets of Mountain Dew lol

If it turns green the metal is probably the dreaded nickel
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Ol money bags Doritos crumbs man has finally noticed me 💸💸💸🙌
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Jeezuz where does he get the Doritos from does he bring them from his car??
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They sell them in the club 😔 made $ 65 off him so far tonight lol

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m triggered. I have a bike and I put it on an indoor trainer in the winter. Do I get a pass or is that still middle age shit?

Posted by PilatesBod
I’m triggered. I have a bike and I put it on an indoor trainer in the winter. Do I get a pass or is that still middle age shit?

I didn’t say it was middle aged 🤣

But spinning is a boomer class and the middle aged millennials just jazzed it up

Aerobics is definitely a boomer activity 🤣

My aunties exercised 6 hrs a day

Now dont get me wrong I am not saying there are other reason.

I am not saying other people dont have BIGGER better and TIGHTER reasons than me..

but those are my reasons..

i do it like once in a blue moon .. im not over the top.

I dabbled in interval training on a spin bike, i nearly threw up several times. I should pick it up again.

Posted by MidAtBest
Stripper update #2

I showed up last night on my off day to get 3some bed dances with the ladies

The first set was an Aqua and Gemini. Between that and some lovely Whatsapp messages beforehand, best night of my life. Granted it was the aqua I'm enamored with but this bitch held eye contact and smiled like Cheshire cat the whole time, we died laughing and were all having a ball. The Gemini isn't pretty but shes a skinny pear with the softest skin of all 4. I can't describe what her ass felt like in my hands

The second set was a Virgo (Eden) who's the hottest in the club-- think shopped Kylie but natural and more beautiful and youthful, with xtina drrrty hair & best tits- & a black Leo girl (Bambi) with tubular boobs. The Leo I commissioned bc she was on stage when I walked in and said hi. She also was hired at the same time as me and is friendly. I hardly know the Virgo but bitch is sexy. Both girls usually sit together looking above it all, like they're dead silent when everyone's gossiping on the dressing room. The dance was about as lively but a beautiful show

So the air sign threesome won that competition. But tbf we'd all worked together the most & were the closest friends of everyone. That's why I chose Kora & juicy together

Wait you came to your place of work and paid them for dances? 💸💸💸💸

It makes more sense than fucking walking on a treadmill

Posted by MidAtBest
Thought I'd bump this topic with a strip update

My take-home was $ 70 after mandatory fees, scored 3 lap dances, did a lot better than Friday night & thanks to another 401k disbursement I'll afford my Saturday tattoo appointment

But the crazy thing is this place is definitely strict & not a brothel at all. I got publicly shamed and almost booted just for dry humping through clothes during the lap dances. Owner was afraid id make the customers orgasm then they'd leave. He said "it's not that type of establishment". I pretty much have to hover during dances lol. Gonna have to look up video tips

Like every dxper, I'm underfucked & was trying to get some clit friction going while forming an emotional bond w my customers. I idiotically told the owner "in my defense I never can make men cum anyway". I'm lucky I get to go back Thursday 💀

I think I can't make men cum because I start liking them and holding them to expectations, which deflates them, so I could make a stranger cum theoretically. But hilariously this other girl had a story about a customer leaving nasty cool ranch Doritos crumbs in her cleavage 🤢

Also I lost a $ 400 lab-grown diamond necklace yesterday 😢 but it turned my neck green anyway

Hovering 😃

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Posted by Kalelno

Posted by MidAtBest
Stripper update #2

I showed up last night on my off day to get 3some bed dances with the ladies

The first set was an Aqua and Gemini. Between that and some lovely Whatsapp messages beforehand, best night of my life. Granted it was the aqua I'm enamored with but this bitch held eye contact and smiled like Cheshire cat the whole time, we died laughing and were all having a ball. The Gemini isn't pretty but shes a skinny pear with the softest skin of all 4. I can't describe what her ass felt like in my hands

The second set was a Virgo (Eden) who's the hottest in the club-- think shopped Kylie but natural and more beautiful and youthful, with xtina drrrty hair & best tits- & a black Leo girl (Bambi) with tubular boobs. The Leo I commissioned bc she was on stage when I walked in and said hi. She also was hired at the same time as me and is friendly. I hardly know the Virgo but bitch is sexy. Both girls usually sit together looking above it all, like they're dead silent when everyone's gossiping on the dressing room. The dance was about as lively but a beautiful show

So the air sign threesome won that competition. But tbf we'd all worked together the most & were the closest friends of everyone. That's why I chose Kora & juicy together

Wait you came to your place of work and paid them for dances? 💸💸💸💸
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I did 💀

I asked them all if it was ok first (except Bambi) & boss said it would be a "learning experience" (it was)

They're definitely gossiping about how creepy I am lol and the other girls are probably butthurt but oh well, sapphic fun for me

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And you say you want to live somewhere isolated 🤣

I made a rape joke to the libra coz she didn’t eat or drink anything for 12 hours so I said maybe she was afraid to get date raped by me

But I think she just tolerates my boomer jokes coz of the cheekbones 🤣

Posted by MidAtBest
I feel like ranking the girls from the club since I'm still preoccupied with this job over the other bc I feel more liked and cared about by mgmt, it's overall a less abusive environment anyway than the restaurant. Not a surprise I suppose, restaurants are a notoriously brutal work environment, esp for chefs. I've been averaging almost 1.1k take-home from the club the past two weeks in a 24 hr workweek & $ 660 from the restaurant in 40 hrs. But tax time will be brutal due to the required 1099 for the club

Hottest to least:

#1 Eden (Virgo)

#2 Kora (Aqua)

#3 Pixie (Taurus)

#4 Daphne (Pisces)

#5 Me (Gemini)

#6 Luna (Capricorn)

#7 Bambi (Leo)

#8 Juicy (Gemini)

#9 Rocky (Sag)/Scarlett (?)

#10 Nyx (?)

#11 Cali (Libra)

#12 Salem (Virgo)

#13 Daisy (Leo)/ Star (?)

Best personality to least (most hostile):

#1 Luna (Capricorn)

#2 Kora (Aqua)

#3 Bambi (Leo)

#4 Pixie (Taurus)

#5 Me (Gemini)/Rocky (Sag)

#6 Juicy (Gemini)/Scarlett (?)

#7 Eden (Virgo)

#8 Daphne (Pisces)

#9 Salem (Virgo)

#10 Cali (Libra)

#11 Nyx (?)

#12 Daisy (Leo)

#13 Star (?)

Let’s see Eden

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Posted by Kalelno

Posted by MidAtBest
I feel like ranking the girls from the club since I'm still preoccupied with this job over the other bc I feel more liked and cared about by mgmt, it's overall a less abusive environment anyway than the restaurant. Not a surprise I suppose, restaurants are a notoriously brutal work environment, esp for chefs. I've been averaging almost 1.1k take-home from the club the past two weeks in a 24 hr workweek & $ 660 from the restaurant in 40 hrs. But tax time will be brutal due to the required 1099 for the club

Hottest to least:
#1 Eden (Virgo)
#2 Kora (Aqua)
#3 Pixie (Taurus)
#4 Daphne (Pisces)
#5 Me (Gemini)
#6 Luna (Capricorn)
#7 Bambi (Leo)
#8 Juicy (Gemini)
#9 Rocky (Sag)/Scarlett (?)
#10 Nyx (?)
#11 Cali (Libra)
#12 Salem (Virgo)
#13 Daisy (Leo)/ Star (?)

Best personality to least (most hostile):
#1 Luna (Capricorn)
#2 Kora (Aqua)
#3 Bambi (Leo)
#4 Pixie (Taurus)
#5 Me (Gemini)/Rocky (Sag)
#6 Juicy (Gemini)/Scarlett (?)
#7 Eden (Virgo)
#8 Daphne (Pisces)
#9 Salem (Virgo)
#10 Cali (Libra)
#11 Nyx (?)
#12 Daisy (Leo)
#13 Star (?)

Let’s see Eden
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I showed you her, she's the round glasses girl. Actually I'll post all they pics in the comments for a bit till you see

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Nice