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The Dude slays

Phoebe Halliwell, I thought that was Phoebe from Friends at first lol. Multiple people have told me I remind them of Phoebe Buffay & my Aries stepmom said it's bc they think I'm stupid. I never watched Friends

People used to tell me I remind them of Cat from Victorious/Sam & Cat, the comparison lookswise to Ari Grande was v flattering but this again was insinuating that I'm stupid. It's certainly my Taurus MC to blame
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pretty boring

Elio Perlman 84.7% Like You

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Jason "J.D." Dean 82.5% Like You

Patrick Verona 82.3% Like You

Harrison Wells 82.0% Like You

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Jareth was one of my first crushes in middle school. I had a t shirt with him on it, dressed like him and did my hair like him 😍

Sebastian Michaelis slays, Holden Caulfield, theoretically I see it but I never read that book tbh
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The Dude slays


Phoebe Halliwell, I thought that was Phoebe from Friends at first lol. Multiple people have told me I remind them of Phoebe Buffay & my Aries stepmom said it's bc they think I'm stupid. I never watched Friends


People used to tell me I remind them of Cat from Victorious/Sam & Cat, the comparison lookswise to Ari Grande was v flattering but this again was insinuating that I'm stupid. It's certainly my Taurus MC to blame
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Phoebe is eccentric and the most likely out of all the friends to know her moon sign
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Posted by Kalelno
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Posted by Kalelno

The Dude slays

Phoebe Halliwell, I thought that was Phoebe from Friends at first lol. Multiple people have told me I remind them of Phoebe Buffay & my Aries stepmom said it's bc they think I'm stupid. I never watched Friends

People used to tell me I remind them of Cat from Victorious/Sam & Cat, the comparison lookswise to Ari Grande was v flattering but this again was insinuating that I'm stupid. It's certainly my Taurus MC to blame
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Phoebe is eccentric and the most likely out of all the friends to know her moon sign
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Nice seersucker outfit btw looking like you're at the damn Versace mansion
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Posted by Kalelno

The Dude slays

Phoebe Halliwell, I thought that was Phoebe from Friends at first lol. Multiple people have told me I remind them of Phoebe Buffay & my Aries stepmom said it's bc they think I'm stupid. I never watched Friends

People used to tell me I remind them of Cat from Victorious/Sam & Cat, the comparison lookswise to Ari Grande was v flattering but this again was insinuating that I'm stupid. It's certainly my Taurus MC to blame
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Phoebe is eccentric and the most likely out of all the friends to know her moon sign
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Nice seersucker outfit btw looking like you're at the damn Versace mansion
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lol thx

COS versions of Issey Miyake Plisse style pieces but I guess seersucker is the original pleated fabric
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pretty boring

Elio Perlman 84.7% Like You


It just occurred to me who this is since I never knew Elio's last name. I gave Call Me By Your Name 5 stars though if you haven't seen it. There's not much to the Elio character besides being a brooding, hormonal young man in his sexual deflowering, makes some asshole comments but is overall a sensitive soul who bears his cross in silence

That's pretty cool, and since Timmy Chalamet played him he's extra stylish. Imo his cooler counterparts would be Sandor Clegane/Alice in Chains' "The Rooster". Very you
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pretty boring
Elio Perlman 84.7% Like You

It just occurred to me who this is since I never knew Elio's last name. I gave Call Me By Your Name 5 stars though if you haven't seen it. There's not much to the Elio character besides being a brooding, hormonal young man in his sexual deflowering, makes some asshole comments but is overall a sensitive soul who bears his cross in silence


That's pretty cool, and since Timmy Chalamet played him he's extra stylish. Imo his cooler counterparts would be Sandor Clegane/Alice in Chains' "The Rooster". Very you

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isn't he gay? I don't approve (I removed another character from the list because this character was propaganda for 'euthanasia')

Actually I just realized this morning that I answered a question wrong, because I realized my language is a lot more vulgar than I initially said, I'll have to retake the test
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pretty boring
Elio Perlman 84.7% Like You
It just occurred to me who this is since I never knew Elio's last name. I gave Call Me By Your Name 5 stars though if you haven't seen it. There's not much to the Elio character besides being a brooding, hormonal young man in his sexual deflowering, makes some asshole comments but is overall a sensitive soul who bears his cross in silence

That's pretty cool, and since Timmy Chalamet played him he's extra stylish. Imo his cooler counterparts would be Sandor Clegane/Alice in Chains' "The Rooster". Very you

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isn't he gay? I don't approve (I removed another character from the list because this character was propaganda for 'euthanasia')

Actually I just realized this morning that I answered a question wrong, because I realized my language is a lot more vulgar than I initially said, I'll have to retake the test
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Was the euthanasia character one from Stuck in Neutral? I think that book was anti euthanasia though. Elio was sexually conflicted but wound up with a gf. I know CMBYN is known to be popular with gaggles of giggling tween but I recommend it to everyone, it's a beautiful work of art set in the Italian countryside, Elio plays piano. I understand if you can't get past the gay part though. It's a Bergmanesque story of sexual-romantic abuse of power and heartbreak. I love reveling in the trauma

I don't think your language is vulgar. I retook the test now that I'm medicated and less existentialist but my results were more boring. Michael Cera kept popping up, fuck him, I won't watch anything with him lol.
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pretty boring
Elio Perlman 84.7% Like You
It just occurred to me who this is since I never knew Elio's last name. I gave Call Me By Your Name 5 stars though if you haven't seen it. There's not much to the Elio character besides being a brooding, hormonal young man in his sexual deflowering, makes some asshole comments but is overall a sensitive soul who bears his cross in silence

That's pretty cool, and since Timmy Chalamet played him he's extra stylish. Imo his cooler counterparts would be Sandor Clegane/Alice in Chains' "The Rooster". Very you
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isn't he gay? I don't approve (I removed another character from the list because this character was propaganda for 'euthanasia')
Actually I just realized this morning that I answered a question wrong, because I realized my language is a lot more vulgar than I initially said, I'll have to retake the test
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Was the euthanasia character one from Stuck in Neutral? I think that book was anti euthanasia though. Elio was sexually conflicted but wound up with a gf. I know CMBYN is known to be popular with gaggles of giggling tween but I recommend it to everyone, it's a beautiful work of art set in the Italian countryside, Elio plays piano. I understand if you can't get past the gay part though. It's a Bergmanesque story of sexual-romantic abuse of power and heartbreak. I love reveling in the trauma


I don't think your language is vulgar. I retook the test now that I'm medicated and less existentialist but my results were more boring. Michael Cera kept popping up, fuck him, I won't watch anything with him lol.
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lol @ michael cera

the character was will traynor

and yes my language is more evocative irl and I'm rarely polite (but I don't talk much)
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Posted by hydorah
pretty boring
Elio Perlman 84.7% Like You

It just occurred to me who this is since I never knew Elio's last name. I gave Call Me By Your Name 5 stars though if you haven't seen it. There's not much to the Elio character besides being a brooding, hormonal young man in his sexual deflowering, makes some asshole comments but is overall a sensitive soul who bears his cross in silence


That's pretty cool, and since Timmy Chalamet played him he's extra stylish. Imo his cooler counterparts would be Sandor Clegane/Alice in Chains' "The Rooster". Very you

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What happened in that movie? Did the winklevoss buttfuck Paul atreydes?
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Pear Faced Karen
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pretty boring
Elio Perlman 84.7% Like You
It just occurred to me who this is since I never knew Elio's last name. I gave Call Me By Your Name 5 stars though if you haven't seen it. There's not much to the Elio character besides being a brooding, hormonal young man in his sexual deflowering, makes some asshole comments but is overall a sensitive soul who bears his cross in silence

That's pretty cool, and since Timmy Chalamet played him he's extra stylish. Imo his cooler counterparts would be Sandor Clegane/Alice in Chains' "The Rooster". Very you

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What happened in that movie? Did the winklevoss buttfuck Paul atreydes?
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Yes lol. Winklevoss was Armie's peak. I wish he would come back and do a standup set with Anthony Jeselnik. The Finance Bro Duo

Basically Elio (Timmy) was 17 and Oliver (Armie) was 24 (but looked way older- he hit the wall hard). Elio's dad is an archaeologist and Oliver moved in for the summer to intern with him from the US. Oliver also is a piano instructor who gave some lessons to Elio. They started developing sexual tension (initiated by Oliver), but Oliver was trying to pick up chicks (meanwhile he had a fiancee at home) and Elio lost his virginity with this simp girl who was obsessed because he didn't love her. Oliver went down on Elio (they had a shared bathroom leading into each other's bedrooms- romantic) and it tasted like peaches because Elio had fucked a peach and came into it. When Oliver was about to leave, he took Elio for a last weekend on the town, let Elio get way too drunk because he's a selfish asshole who wanted to keep partying and not bond. Then Elio wanted to hop the train and go home with him but Oliver wouldn't let him because he had religious family and was ashamed to come out of the closet. Elio's dad knew he was heartbroken and told him he sensed something special between them and that once upon a time he felt the same with a dude, never felt that same love again. Just ignored the fact that Oliver was abusive and callous. Oliver called them to let them know he was getting married and last scene is tears streaming down Elio's cheeks, staring into a fire.

/fin, youre welcome. Basically Armie played the playa he aspires to be and Timmy played his vulnerable Pisces moon lmao.

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pretty boring
Elio Perlman 84.7% Like You
It just occurred to me who this is since I never knew Elio's last name. I gave Call Me By Your Name 5 stars though if you haven't seen it. There's not much to the Elio character besides being a brooding, hormonal young man in his sexual deflowering, makes some asshole comments but is overall a sensitive soul who bears his cross in silence

That's pretty cool, and since Timmy Chalamet played him he's extra stylish. Imo his cooler counterparts would be Sandor Clegane/Alice in Chains' "The Rooster". Very you
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What happened in that movie? Did the winklevoss buttfuck Paul atreydes?
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Yes lol. Winklevoss was Armie's peak. I wish he would come back and do a standup set with Anthony Jeselnik. The Finance Bro Duo


Basically Elio (Timmy) was 17 and Oliver (Armie) was 24 (but looked way older- he hit the wall hard). Elio's dad is an archaeologist and Oliver moved in for the summer to intern with him from the US. Oliver also is a piano instructor who gave some lessons to Elio. They started developing sexual tension (initiated by Oliver), but Oliver was trying to pick up chicks (meanwhile he had a fiancee at home) and Elio lost his virginity with this simp girl who was obsessed because he didn't love her. Oliver went down on Elio (they had a shared bathroom leading into each other's bedrooms- romantic) and it tasted like peaches because Elio had fucked a peach and came into it. When Oliver was about to leave, he took Elio for a last weekend on the town, let Elio get way too drunk because he's a selfish asshole who wanted to keep partying and not bond. Then Elio wanted to hop the train and go home with him but Oliver wouldn't let him because he had religious family and was ashamed to come out of the closet. Elio's dad knew he was heartbroken and told him he sensed something special between them and that once upon a time he felt the same with a dude, never felt that way again. Just ignored the fact that Oliver was abusive and callous. Oliver called them to let them know he was getting married and last scene is tears streaming down Elio's cheeks, staring into a fire.


/Fin, youre welcome. Basically Armie played the playa he aspires to be and Timmy played his vulnerable Pisces moon lmao.


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lol thx I feel like you narrated it better than the movie is!

I was trying to watch it for the clothes but didn’t get to any of the buttseks parts
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Who did you get?
Characters I don’t know. Eric Forman was third I think. Bet. I’d date Donna. Especially her as a lesbian in orange is new black. Me and Ands as Kelso could double date.
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Post the link, I want to be nosey.

Donna so fiiine. Her and Jackie is a dream threesome
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A plastic surgeon fucked Donna up. What’s the point of the recommended character list?
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I just checked her insta... she's still an absolute fucking babe. So sexy with the glasses.

The full list show other characters your characteristics match. I dont know about the recommended list