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Nasty Astrology - Pisces
Pisceans in Love
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You'd think them terribly prudish when you first meet them but they will beguile and seduce you, lead you astray and do it with such charm you'll have taken your kit off before you know it. They are also pretty indecisive so they can't get rid of any lover. People who have Pisceans for lovers often feel crushed by them because they can be taken up and then suddenly dropped for no reason. But again, this is part of their power play. By keeping you unsettled they think you'll want more - treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen. It usually just leaves you feeling worthless and dirty. Then again you might like this.
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Pisceans and Sex
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Pisceans don't need sex, they need power. They like getting you naked so you'll feel vulnerable and they feel in control. The sad thing is, they do tend to be able to get more people naked than any other sign. They'll use whatever tactics it takes - offering a massage, aromatherapy, artistic photos - you name it. They may even offer to work out your astrology chart for you - you would of course have to be naked for them to do this. They do like to be very secretive in their sexual relationships, expecting you to reveal all your fantasies, past lovers, sexual preferences, while they nod wisely and give absolutely nothing away about themselves. Their whole motivating force is power. Knowledge is power - they think that if they give nothing away you won't have any power over them. They can also be a bit lax in their personal habits - they can't be trusted to own a bar of soap - which makes going to bed with a Pisces a bit of a gamble. They may have showered, but then again, they may not have.
Their bedrooms are always a mess and if they look tidy then look under the bed and you'll find where they shoved everything five minutes before you arrived. They collect lovers, so be prepared to share. They think of this as free-love, liberated and modern. In reality it is tacky and unhygienic. Again this is a power thing - the more the merrier - and they like to lure people from the straight and narrow into some pretty weird threesomes, partner swapping and ten-in-a-hot-tub gatherings.
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You'd think them terribly prudish when you first meet them but they will beguile and seduce you, lead you astray and do it with such charm you'll have taken your kit off before you know it. They are also pretty indecisive so they can't get rid of any lover. People who have Pisceans for lovers often feel crushed by them because they can be taken up and then suddenly dropped for no reason. But again, this is part of their power play. By keeping you unsettled they think you'll want more - treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen. It usually just leaves you feeling worthless and dirty. Then again you might like this.
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Pisceans and Sex
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Pisceans don't need sex, they need power. They like getting you naked so you'll feel vulnerable and they feel in control. The sad thing is, they do tend to be able to get more people naked than any other sign. They'll use whatever tactics it takes - offering a massage, aromatherapy, artistic photos - you name it. They may even offer to work out your astrology chart for you - you would of course have to be naked for them to do this. They do like to be very secretive in their sexual relationships, expecting you to reveal all your fantasies, past lovers, sexual preferences, while they nod wisely and give absolutely nothing away about themselves. Their whole motivating force is power. Knowledge is power - they think that if they give nothing away you won't have any power over them. They can also be a bit lax in their personal habits - they can't be trusted to own a bar of soap - which makes going to bed with a Pisces a bit of a gamble. They may have showered, but then again, they may not have.
Their bedrooms are always a mess and if they look tidy then look under the bed and you'll find where they shoved everything five minutes before you arrived. They collect lovers, so be prepared to share. They think of this as free-love, liberated and modern. In reality it is tacky and unhygienic. Again this is a power thing - the more the merrier - and they like to lure people from the straight and narrow into some pretty weird threesomes, partner swapping and ten-in-a-hot-tub gatherings.
🙂 My father is Pisces, I can attest to this behavior!
the power part is dead-on.
That's the idea Ian. 😄
Posted by seavixen2
and the hygienic part...too funny. I'm OCD about being clean..I'm surprised I have any skin left or money in my wallet cuz I am obsessed with lotions, scrubs, soaps, body sugar scrubs, body wash, bath salts, bath bombs...*hehe* and yes, I don't save them, I use them!
Me too! But I will admit that when I was a little girl my mother would have such a hard time getting me to take a shower. Sometimes I would sit in the bathroom with the shower on and run water over my toothbrush like I brushed my teeth. So gross to think about that now...lmao! That all changed when I was a teenager and started liking boys! I am a shower once a day gal now and I feel like I could open my own "Bath and Body Works" store with all the personal hygeine stuff I have! (I use them as well...lol)
Seavixen: Go Pisces brothers and sisters! Let's get em ALL NAKED! Whooo hoooo!
Thanks Vbull!
Yep! Too funny! Thanks for posting these Vbull! They are hilarious! We all need to poke fun at ourselves every once in awhile! LOLZ!!!!
Thanks Vbull!
Yep! Too funny! Thanks for posting these Vbull! They are hilarious! We all need to poke fun at ourselves every once in awhile! LOLZ!!!!
Haha, I actually agree with quite a bit of this! Well except for the hygiene part. I'm a germophobe and I also have my bathing routine down pat. I can't survive without my basket of lotions, body washes, etc and I don't leave the house without my perfume on.
Pisceans don't need sex, they need power. They like getting you naked so you'll feel vulnerable and they feel in control. The sad thing is, they do tend to be able to get more people naked than any other sign.
lol thats really about the only good thing i got out of this..
lol thats really about the only good thing i got out of this..
Pisceans don't need sex, they need power. They like getting you naked so you'll feel vulnerable and they feel in control.
True. The fact that I can get you naked, gives me power through the idea that you're willing to do that for me. Showing me you'll listen & care enough to do that, makes me love you even more. The ultimate proof you're willing to share what I don't already have in my possession.
Scary isn't it?
True. The fact that I can get you naked, gives me power through the idea that you're willing to do that for me. Showing me you'll listen & care enough to do that, makes me love you even more. The ultimate proof you're willing to share what I don't already have in my possession.
Scary isn't it?
Wow i agree with the "naked" part nd getting power
But we ussually arent thinkin that way we are not hated and we dont hated
Uhhhh we are very (ORGANIZED (when we want t0) &nd CLEAN
We are INTROVERTS JUST CUS WE DONT SHARE OUR STUFF DONT MEAN WE ARE TRYING
TO GAIN POWER OR CONTROL OVER THEM WE ARE JUST TRYING TO HELP THEM AND WILL LISTEN
WE HAVE EMPATHY OVER SAD PEOPLE ND WE ARE A BIT PSYCHIC (: so look at the positive not the negative of it
But wee will USE THE INFORMATION OR KNOWLDEGE TO TAKE YOU DOWN IF U BETRAY US SO WATCH OUT
CUS ON THE OUTISIDE WE're PURE ANGELS BUT ON THE INSIDE THEIRS A WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD SO PREPARE TO BE DEAFEATED AND
WE KNOW THAT. (; i lub it
But we ussually arent thinkin that way we are not hated and we dont hated
Uhhhh we are very (ORGANIZED (when we want t0) &nd CLEAN
We are INTROVERTS JUST CUS WE DONT SHARE OUR STUFF DONT MEAN WE ARE TRYING
TO GAIN POWER OR CONTROL OVER THEM WE ARE JUST TRYING TO HELP THEM AND WILL LISTEN
WE HAVE EMPATHY OVER SAD PEOPLE ND WE ARE A BIT PSYCHIC (: so look at the positive not the negative of it
But wee will USE THE INFORMATION OR KNOWLDEGE TO TAKE YOU DOWN IF U BETRAY US SO WATCH OUT
CUS ON THE OUTISIDE WE're PURE ANGELS BUT ON THE INSIDE THEIRS A WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD SO PREPARE TO BE DEAFEATED AND
WE KNOW THAT. (; i lub it
Its A TOP SECRET xD
Posted by everevolvingepithet
Could you give examples of psychic prowess, Pisces1Dreamer?
I have no examples i just know it
Found this a few weeks ago at a used book store. Thought it would be fun to add into venusianbull's Nasty thread.
Darkside Zodiac by Hyde (about 400 pages long, excerpt from first two pages of sign quoted here)
Pisces
Pisces is a feminine, mutable water sign ruled by Neptune. It is the twelfth sign on the zodiac wheel, directly opposite Virgo, and is named for the constellation Pisces (the fish), which drifts and fantasizes behind the Sun this time of year.
On the Darkside, this makes you a slippery, manipulative, unreliable reality-dodger with delusions of adequacy and an addiction to sentimentality and self-destruction.
Annoying Habits:
Punctuality: You're not late as such, but you get lost, can't remember where you're going, or what day it is. It's whoever you're meeting's fault for putting you under so much pressure; stop off at a bar for a consoling drink or several.
Toothpaste: You squeeze from the middle and leave the cap off, but are usually using a tube of shaving gel or hemorrhoid cream because you don't do small print; blame the bathroom's owner when you throw up.
Temper gauge: 0 degrees to boiling point in a minute or two, building up a good head of steam to drive the whine engine, which can go for weeks at a time but not in any logical direction; often runs off the rails or over innocent bystanders.
Darkside Zodiac by Hyde (about 400 pages long, excerpt from first two pages of sign quoted here)
Pisces
Pisces is a feminine, mutable water sign ruled by Neptune. It is the twelfth sign on the zodiac wheel, directly opposite Virgo, and is named for the constellation Pisces (the fish), which drifts and fantasizes behind the Sun this time of year.
On the Darkside, this makes you a slippery, manipulative, unreliable reality-dodger with delusions of adequacy and an addiction to sentimentality and self-destruction.
Annoying Habits:
Punctuality: You're not late as such, but you get lost, can't remember where you're going, or what day it is. It's whoever you're meeting's fault for putting you under so much pressure; stop off at a bar for a consoling drink or several.
Toothpaste: You squeeze from the middle and leave the cap off, but are usually using a tube of shaving gel or hemorrhoid cream because you don't do small print; blame the bathroom's owner when you throw up.
Temper gauge: 0 degrees to boiling point in a minute or two, building up a good head of steam to drive the whine engine, which can go for weeks at a time but not in any logical direction; often runs off the rails or over innocent bystanders.
Posted by Nights22Posted by venusianbull
Pisceans don't need sex, they need power. They like getting you naked so you'll feel vulnerable and they feel in control. The sad thing is, they do tend to be able to get more people naked than any other sign. They'll use whatever tactics it takes - offering a massage, aromatherapy, artistic photos - you name it. They may even offer to work out your astrology chart for you - you would of course have to be naked for them to do this.
lmaoclick to expand
Yes? Yes. 🙂 haha.
Mermaids r like this..
How intriguing..
Tell me more..
I am interested !
How intriguing..
Tell me more..
I am interested !
Hi cutey mamacita...
Wanna swim together?
I can dive real deep !
Wanna swim together?
I can dive real deep !
85% of the OP doesn't apply to me... I wonder why... especially the power part. I love to be dominated, I feel strange to be the dominate one in bed or feeling any power. The only power I feel is me being sexy... not tricking someone to take their clothes off. Is that a hard task in this world today? Seriously?!
The whole breaking things is full of crap, I fix things all the time, especially electronic stuff. Maybe that is because of my Taurus moon. I will misplace my keys though. lol
The whole breaking things is full of crap, I fix things all the time, especially electronic stuff. Maybe that is because of my Taurus moon. I will misplace my keys though. lol
Spot fucking on.
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Personality
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Because Pisceans operate entirely on an emotional level all their emotions are honed to a point of rawness the rest of us couldn't live with. They experience the pain of jealousy and resentment more intensely than we do. They hurt when you betray them - and betray them you will. They ask for it. They bear a grudge forever. They are always suspecting their partner of having an affair. Naturally if you get accused sufficiently then you might as well do it; Pisceans drive their love to adultery just so they can be proved right. Because of this jealousy they'll check your phone bills, trawl through your garbage and spy on your every movement. They judge you by their own standards. Pisceans are scruffy little devils and they have an odd idea of personal hygiene - check their teeth if you don't believe me. They are vague about plans and diary dates and can drive you mad with their seeming casual attitude to life. They are careless and lose keys, and books - especially precious ones you've foolishly leant them. They like you to think of them as cool and carefree, but they are just messy, selfish and disorganized. As for the practicalities of life, well you might as well give up on them now. They collect parking tickets, fail to remember to tax their car every year, miss all the important anniversaries, forget to set the timer on the video machine and they break all electrical gadgets. But ask them to talk about themselves and they seem to spring instantly to life.