ROTTEN-SCOPES! ...(Aries to Virgo)

(i came across this a few years back and loved it; thought i would share..ew~)


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And remember, if you take any of this crap personally then it must be true!


ROTTEN-SCOPES!

Aries: You're a tyrant, and that's one of your better qualities! You don't finish anything you start. You're so damn competitive that even if there's no competition you'll invent one in your head just so you can say "See! I won! See how great I am?"

Taurus: Your jealousy and possessiveness gets old REAL quick! Nobody likes you because all you talk about is yourself, and you're boring. All you do is eat and sleep, and pet your possessions; get over it!

Gemini: You're a flake and you're two-faced. You think the world owes you and because of this attitude you'll be in debt the rest of your life. You have no intention of growing up.

Cancer: You're a moody little bitch...and that goes especially for the men! You can't give a straightforward answer. Stop your crying, you big baby! Nobody cares!

Leo: You're lazy and you expect everything to be handed to you on a big silver platter. You're always bitching about something. You need to be knocked off the pedestal you put yourself on and realize the world does NOT revolve around you!

Virgo: You need to quit picking apart other people's flaws and worry about your own. After all, nobody asked you! You put the "anal" in "analytical." You're prude and prissy and you need to stop being so damn anal retentive!

...just in case you were wondering, *the original posted word (b*tch) was replaced with *cookiemonster or cookiemonstering..(funny!) i had forgotten about the *word police*.. so kind of lost the effect 'in translation' there.. LOL* 😢