the rules

so, the sag was at a jungle rave last night. said it was fun. sorry, what is fun? did he bang someone else's poochie or summing?? i thought this'd be a good time to lay down some rules

as outlined below, these are the rules for lovers of mine:

-the lover is my possesion. and as such, he does not go out to parties or raves. for what? no son, you wanna dance and drink, that's what your bedroom is for! i'm being deadly serious. have a dance in front of the mirror, it's more fun than you'd think

-the lover must never, ever notice anyone else's attractiveness. ideally, you would remain locked up in your house, but sometimes family members might want to see you. in that case, crane your neck to one side and look at the floor at all times when in public. no-one else exists except moi.

-scratch that actually. the lover does not leave the house under any circumstances. you can work from home, loads of people do it. you will not converse with or be in smelling diatance of other females. if you must, you can open the door to the postman: if he is a he. if she's a female, she can leave your shit next door for you to collect. you might call it being a prisoner, i call it relationship insurance.

i think that's all pretty reasonable 😄

what d'ya mean, think i'm being pretty fair!

he should feel lucky he's not shackled to some pipe in a basement somewhere

Good luck getting a Sag guy to conform to any of that lol.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Junglist massiiiiiiffffff !

haha!! wicked a wicked!

Posted by MissPirate
Good luck getting a Sag guy to conform to any of that lol.

nah, he's got so much libra, i think i can lay down the law.

like: 'but. you'd be helping me out, bending over backwards for me. look at it that way'

LMAO

Posted by nimbue
so, the sag was at a jungle rave last night. said it was fun. sorry, what is fun? did he bang someone else's poochie or summing?? i thought this'd be a good time to lay down some rules

as outlined below, these are the rules for lovers of mine:

-the lover is my possesion. and as such, he does not go out to parties or raves. for what? no son, you wanna dance and drink, that's what your bedroom is for! i'm being deadly serious. have a dance in front of the mirror, it's more fun than you'd think

-the lover must never, ever notice anyone else's attractiveness. ideally, you would remain locked up in your house, but sometimes family members might want to see you. in that case, crane your neck to one side and look at the floor at all times when in public. no-one else exists except moi.

-scratch that actually. the lover does not leave the house under any circumstances. you can work from home, loads of people do it. you will not converse with or be in smelling diatance of other females. if you must, you can open the door to the postman: if he is a he. if she's a female, she can leave your shit next door for you to collect. you might call it being a prisoner, i call it relationship insurance.

i think that's all pretty reasonable 😄

lmao!!! Babe I see nothing wrong with this!!😛

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Posted by nimbue
what d'ya mean, think i'm being pretty fair!

he should feel lucky he's not shackled to some pipe in a basement somewhere

i mean you've lost Air&Fire in those paragraphs, that's upfront half a Zodiac, and the rest can get naughty too

do you really feel like it's feasible with most?

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sag to pisces translation please!

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Posted by nimbue

Posted by MissPirate
Good luck getting a Sag guy to conform to any of that lol.

nah, he's got so much libra, i think i can lay down the law.

like: 'but. you'd be helping me out, bending over backwards for me. look at it that way'

LMAO

hahaha, nim, you are a despot .. but can be sweet too .. and funny 🙂

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i like being called a despot, had to look it up. the other two i can vibe with too

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Posted by nimbue
so, the sag was at a jungle rave last night. said it was fun. sorry, what is fun? did he bang someone else's poochie or summing?? i thought this'd be a good time to lay down some rules

as outlined below, these are the rules for lovers of mine:

-the lover is my possesion. and as such, he does not go out to parties or raves. for what? no son, you wanna dance and drink, that's what your bedroom is for! i'm being deadly serious. have a dance in front of the mirror, it's more fun than you'd think

-the lover must never, ever notice anyone else's attractiveness. ideally, you would remain locked up in your house, but sometimes family members might want to see you. in that case, crane your neck to one side and look at the floor at all times when in public. no-one else exists except moi.

-scratch that actually. the lover does not leave the house under any circumstances. you can work from home, loads of people do it. you will not converse with or be in smelling diatance of other females. if you must, you can open the door to the postman: if he is a he. if she's a female, she can leave your shit next door for you to collect. you might call it being a prisoner, i call it relationship insurance.

i think that's all pretty reasonable 😄

lmao!!! Babe I see nothing wrong with this!!😛

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hahaha this is why i — you

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hahaha this is why i — you

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Posted by nimbue
what d'ya mean, think i'm being pretty fair!

he should feel lucky he's not shackled to some pipe in a basement somewhere

i mean you've lost Air&Fire in those paragraphs, that's upfront half a Zodiac, and the rest can get naughty too

do you really feel like it's feasible with most?

sag to pisces translation please!

Air & Fire intrinsically strive for independence .. they may never achieve it .. even do little for that but to gladly accept your rules is kinda self-denying

I'm serious, if you believe those are legit lines, you don't get us, don't accept us and don't need us really .. say, how can you deprive Gem of communication? they'll simply suffocate in a minute as they won't find a way to apply themselves ..

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nah,i'm not trying to paint him as some battered husband, i just like to talk big

these rules apply in an ideal world

he's got so many exes, i step one way, trip over one, move forwards, trip over another. ugh. shoo

yeah, you're right, we've bumped into quite a few of them over the last week or so so it's nothing planned

just damn spontaneous run-ins 'ooh, hi, let's all go and get drinks!' err no, let's not. so you wipeoff the sourface and fake it till you make it!

but this is why he's a boyfriendish for now lol

lmao!! *notes suggestion*

Posted by ellybd
Lols, careful, your scorp is showing... We all know what that means around here.

lmao and i've got nymphomania kicking in now too, the next few weeks should be fun 😆

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Posted by ellybd
Lols, careful, your scorp is showing... We all know what that means around here.

lmao and i've got nymphomania kicking in now too, the next few weeks should be fun 😆

hehe this is the whole reason why they need to be in our physical presence 😉

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lol 😄 just read my horoscope...'An instinctive need to be powerful and in control, you want to be the one pulling the strings and calling the shots. Sexual needs are just one of the life issues emphasized for you at this time. Just make sure you don't take your control issues so far that your partner feels smothered.' ROFL

i'm being watched

why you gotta shit on my parade, man

guilty 😄

it probably read like i'd lost the plot, haha

aw that's gorgeous!

yeah, scorp mooner...ahem. i'm just letting it take the reins for now

thanks nem 🙂

just riding the storm, going with the flow...at least i've got dxp to...'express myself' haha

dmao!!! >> dancing my ass off 🙂

nice one

i've levelled up! oh man, me and the sag are exclusive now 😄 we were all along but i didn't realise, lmao


this taking it slow shit is good stuff, should do it more often

hahaha don't take the piss! *flicks your ear*