Why you''re bad in relationships

My friend sent me this email and I thought it was quite funny.

****Cardinal signs Capricorn, Aries, Cancer, and Libra.

They like to compete and see any and everything as a threat and will do anything to steal the spotlight away from someone else. If you're in a good relationship keep your man away from Cardinal sign chicks because they will try to steal him from you or at the very least try to see if she can have him if she wanted him since they think every man can't resist them. Cardinal sign chicks are copy cats, if they like your style they will steal it and claim it as their own but all in good fun. These chicks make good friends as long as you let them be Head cookiemonster In Charge because they are very insecure.

Fixed signs Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius, and Taurus.

One word describe these chicks SLUTS! They are freaks and keep a man in rotation and use sex to get who and what they want. They're good in bed so they usually capture their target effortlessly. They only make friends with people they know are not a threat to them and can't upstage them in the looks department because they are very jealous people. They are hypocrites so when you let them read you for filth it's all good but you can't call them out on anything and when you do they will twist it back on you and say you're the problem. They do not take accountability for their wrong doing and will drop you if you call them out on their bs too much and will also drop you if you're not constantly kissing their ash. They become stuck on stupid over a man and material possessions.

Mutable signs Gemini, Sagittarius, Virgo, and Pisces.

Fake as a $ 3.00 bill is what these shady bishes are! Before you're out of their eyesight they're already talking about you to somebody else. Don't tell these bishes anything because they can't keep a secret and will spread your business at the first opportunity. Petty and spiteful is why these bishes can't keep friends, if they can't use you for something then they don't want anything to do with you. However you won't be able to get rid of them if you have something they want or can help them in some way, then once they get what they want poof they're gone. No loyalty at all, will turn on you in a blink of an eye and go to great lengths to make you look bad to others by spreading lies and gossip about you. Do not trust these bishes.****

lol

*yawn

Are you serious? Posting the same shit with a different title? Jesus. You're worse than an 8th grader trying to write a research paper.

https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/the-ugly-side-of-all-the-signs-6084528/

Posted by Taureye

Posted by Aggrippina66789

Posted by Taureye
Thanks I'm gonna be good in them now.

We know it all now.

I think i know too much now, i gotta control my slutty tendencies.

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No the men love it! lol

They're afraid

Lmaooo

right!

There is much david tennant in this thread!

LMAO