Zodiac Signs On An Abandoned Island...

What if the Zodiac Signs?? airplane crashed on an abandoned island?

Aries: Alright guys, if you don't listen to me you??re all going to fucking die.

Taurus: If we run out of food I nominate Pisces to be our food sacrifice.

Gemini: What we need to do is write a message in the sand and attach notes to some seagulls and hope we get lucky.

Cancer: *crying behind some plane wreckage*

Leo: Piss off, Aries! I'm going to be the leader. Now all you bitches bow down!

Virgo: There's no soap here! Washing clothes in salt water is rather unsanitary. And this beach is unproportionate! There's too much sand over there compared to the amount next to that palm tree.

Libra: It's quite obvious that not all of us are going to survive this, I just can't decide to to kill first.

Scorpio: Guys, we might be here a while. We should probably repopulate, if you know what I mean??_ 😉

Sagittarius: Come on, look at the bright side!

Capricorn: There is no fucking bright side!

Aquarius: I wonder if there are any polar bears here.

Pisces: ??_ Yep. We??re doomed.

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Lol @ Aries ... My Taurus moon makes me lazy so I would gladly let the Leo take the lead 😄

Truuee

at least you didn't make Pisces sound like a total loser. points for that. But Yea I would probably sit back and watch the craziness ensue.

I will murder them all and become king of the island and live out my days in exile on the island. To find a way to truly live

I'd walk straight back into the ocean ...aaaand keep on walking...
save m'self the hassle 😛

Ophiuchus: *organizes everyone to build a legitimate boat*

Posted by MadMarchRam
Lol @ Aries ... My Taurus moon makes me lazy so I would gladly let the Leo take the lead 😄

Oh hell no! I would fight that Leo till he bows or learns to rule together ... lol
I have a Virgo moon 😉

Posted by TachiMichi
i....
will eat
everyone.

Guess you haven't had that baby yet. * run into the woods and hides *

Oh, come on. I'm a Capricorn and I can totally see the bright. Isolated. Beaches. It's great!

I did find this humorous. 🙂 And my Cancer sis would definitely be crying. xD

I would find food and relax no need to work ma self up. Im an Aries btw.

Posted by CluelessCancer
id be eating and fuking the virgo.

Oooh! boiled crab sounds tassty. Think I'll run out of the woods take your claws( after one hell of a fight) and runs away before Tachi kills and eats me.

Posted by Moonbutter

What if the Zodiac Signs?? airplane crashed on an abandoned island?

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Sagittarius: Come on, look at the bright side!
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Astrotheme claims Tarzan was a Sagit.

*** Cancer: *crying behind some plane wreckage*** hahahhahhaha!!!! again...cute!!
Cancer peeps (water sign) can cope and hang w/the best of them in the time of need!! ;}
At least you won't go hungry or thirsty ;}