After Sex Comments by Star Sign..

This topic was created in the Relationships & Astrology forum by AriesGirl74 on Wednesday, April 1, 2015 and has 19 replies.

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@AriesGirl74
12 Years500+ Posts

I saw this and laughed.... What do y'all think?!

ARIES: "Okay, let's do it again!"

TAURUS: "I'm hungry--pass the pizza."

GEMINI: "Have you seen the remote?"

CANCER: "When are we getting married?"

LEO: "Wasn't I fantastic?"

VIRGO: "I need to wash the sheets."

LIBRA: "I liked it if you liked it."

SCORPIO: "Perhaps I should untie you."

SAGITTARIUS:"Don't call me--I'll call you."

CAPRICORN: "Do you have a business card?"

AQUARIUS: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

PISCES:"What did you say your name was again?"

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@VirgoDragirl
12 Years1,000+ Posts

Not accurate for me (Virgo) and hubby (Cancer).

This is what usually happened:
Virgo: "Let's do it again."
Cancer: "Ok but we need to change this sheet afterwards."

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@fullwaterpisces
12 Years1,000+ Posts

I guess i laught at this, but i think is sort of lame... But this thread remained me a guy while ago...

Im pisces and my comment after whatever that was: oh that was it? But I've thought we just got started...

Feel sorry for the dude!!! but i think I've made the world a social service :-/

but if it takes me longer to get naked than having sex... no deal. Kids moral of the story... you should never turn the oven on if you are not going to get shit done...

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@truecap
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by AriesGirl74

CAPRICORN: "Do you have a business card?"

What's wrong with that? You can easily get all their contact information and verify their job at the same time!!!! Hahahaha!!

And this way, my scorpio venus knows where to stalk them. Bwahahaha!!!

I kid! I kid!!

I'm actually more like "lets do it again!"

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@mz
12 Years

Posted by Montgomery
I remember Aquarius from another thread:

*lights cigarette*

"So... do you believe in aliens?"

😄

this one is closer to reality.... 🙂

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@taupixie
12 Years

Haha! I admit on the taurus part. I do get an appetite after sex & expect to be fed! Also have the aries & cancer tendencies ._.

Also think it's pretty true on the virgo part with an ex virgo bf. It's either cleaning the sheets or cleaning ourselves after sex

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@Bena73
18 Years

** CANCER: "When are we getting married?"**
hahahahha!!! cute! but Not always... hahahaa:!! ;}
I'm liking the answers of the Aries & Scorpio!!You guys *Rock*!!!!

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