Dear College Girl...

Sitting at a bus stop pointing and laughing right at me as Im struggling in my wheelchair to get across a street filled with cracks and holes.

As one man once famously sang "Instant Karma's gonna get you, gonna knock you right off your face."


That is all. Burritos out. (And that does not mean the a--)

well that's a shame.., but people in wheelchairs sure are funny!

i kid, i kid! seriously though, i discriminate equally! anyway, i really would have offered you assistance if i were her whether or not you were "differently abled". sorry, i can't help myself 😛

I know Ninjamu. Like George Carlin said I hate people who say hand-capable. To fill in the blanks further, since her voice was as loud as a damn bullhorn, I could directly hear the twat talking smack about me.

She looked like a reject from The Hills. A typical pampered daddy's girl. BTW People on that Hills show have to be the long lost children of Gordon Gekko: spoiled, narcissistic jerkoffs.

You know we're going to be in a world of trouble if you see this following scenario play out more often:

"Jessica, your parents have both been killed in a plane crash." Her: "Mmm kay... So like, does this mean I get to have two BMWs instead of one?"

What an idiotic young woman, truly. Not to worry, it all comes back round eventually.

This girl represents the majority of kids who go to the University in my city. They're rich, arrogant dickheads. People I know who live outside the city deliberately drive longer miles to another college/University for avoiding this one

College football is a religion in my town. These fans are embarassing cause they're not gracious winners or losers. So I can tell you how majorly happy I was when being in the hospital last weekend that ole University surprisingly lost. Ive never seen so many dejected fans. It made me svery freakin happy, Now if they could lose to their major rival playing this weekend, I will be on cloud 9.

But that wont happen since the last game was such a major upset. And they'll end up winning by taking it all out on the opposing team. But one can always dream right?

Absolutely. And as to the other, remove your hand from wherever it may be, kiss the middle digit and extend it outwards toward the college. Just for shits and giggles.

Please tell me you said something back that made her head spin?? You are so clever and witty, I'm sure you didn't leave that one alone!