When you are sick 😷

Who turns into a baby and wants to just eat crap and get better? Day 3 ... I’m glad I don’t have kids bc they would be in trouble.... completely non functional... now up at 4am. I already promised to drive 4 hours for Thanksgiving and want to bai
scorp rising. aqua moon. aries mars. virgo venus. scorp, libra, sag dominate..
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I am in a family full of sagittarius.

You're all a bunch of babies when you're sick lmao. Have to go in the room petting your heads like "there, there, you've got the black lung. You'll be ok"

-cough cough -


If I weren't deadly sick and actually see the keyboard I would call you out on that 😠


Omg this is what I get for making fun of you. Now I have the black lung and bubble throat moaning like a ghost. Dying and dead. Flu pills dazed. And God, I can't see lmao


Is that serious LibraMom?

Get well soon!!!

I hope it's not as deadly as my man flu was.


It's so serious libramom lol





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Lol you nurturing soul.
Mr. Sensitive
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Posted by LibraMudra
I am in a family full of sagittarius.

You're all a bunch of babies when you're sick lmao. Have to go in the room petting your heads like "there, there, you've got the black lung. You'll be ok"

-cough cough -


If I weren't deadly sick and actually see the keyboard I would call you out on that 😠


Omg this is what I get for making fun of you. Now I have the black lung and bubble throat moaning like a ghost. Dying and dead. Flu pills dazed. And God, I can't see lmao


Is that serious LibraMom?

Get well soon!!!

I hope it's not as deadly as my man flu was.


It's so serious libramom lol
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scorp rising. aqua moon. aries mars. virgo venus. scorp, libra, sag dominate..
Posted by TheSag
Posted by LibraMudra
Posted by TheSag
Posted by LibraMudra
I am in a family full of sagittarius.

You're all a bunch of babies when you're sick lmao. Have to go in the room petting your heads like "there, there, you've got the black lung. You'll be ok"

-cough cough -


If I weren't deadly sick and actually see the keyboard I would call you out on that 😠


Omg this is what I get for making fun of you. Now I have the black lung and bubble throat moaning like a ghost. Dying and dead. Flu pills dazed. And God, I can't see lmao


Is that serious LibraMom?

Get well soon!!!

I hope it's not as deadly as my man flu was.
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It's so serious libramom lol
Mr. Sensitive
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Posted by TheSag
Posted by LibraMudra
I am in a family full of sagittarius.

You're all a bunch of babies when you're sick lmao. Have to go in the room petting your heads like "there, there, you've got the black lung. You'll be ok"

-cough cough -


If I weren't deadly sick and actually see the keyboard I would call you out on that 😠


Omg this is what I get for making fun of you. Now I have the black lung and bubble throat moaning like a ghost. Dying and dead. Flu pills dazed. And God, I can't see lmao
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Is that serious LibraMom?

Get well soon!!!

I hope it's not as deadly as my man flu was.
scorp rising. aqua moon. aries mars. virgo venus. scorp, libra, sag dominate..
Posted by TheSag
Posted by LibraMudra
I am in a family full of sagittarius.

You're all a bunch of babies when you're sick lmao. Have to go in the room petting your heads like "there, there, you've got the black lung. You'll be ok"

-cough cough -


If I weren't deadly sick and actually see the keyboard I would call you out on that 😠
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Omg this is what I get for making fun of you. Now I have the black lung and bubble throat moaning like a ghost. Dying and dead. Flu pills dazed. And God, I can't see lmao
23 years old female
ENTJ
So much sexism in one topic.
Makes me sick. 😷
Mr. Sensitive
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The Sag and Mr. Sensitive somehow do not go together at all lol


oh it does quite well actually lol
The Sag and Mr. Sensitive somehow do not go together at all lol
Mr. Sensitive
Posted by Timon
Ex-wives? Aha, I see what type of women you like.


They looked like that once I left.

Anyway, I don't mind curvy girls.
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Ex-wives? Aha, I see what type of women you like.
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as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...

I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..


Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚





That's exactly what it feels like






This is a joke to you is it?

A man's flu is deadly!!

You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!

This breaks my heart..



There there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears.







You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, cookiemonstering, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and cookiemonstering the other 364 days of the year!

If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..






Right, as if she knew how to cook tea..



Yet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water.


Oh please she just got it delivered

You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea 😠


This is you.




Tinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?


It's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses?


Ah it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease.

Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....





Oh you're still here. I thought you might have died.



You wish

I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!


Oh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.




Mmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you?

Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral? The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place


Why do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.

Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember?


I might be dead but my spirit will be there!

And it will haunt you forever.

Keep the tissues...





Yes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.



Good idea btw.


As if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..






Does it matter? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anyway with your poor vision.


Then why do you even want to come??? Wanna make sure that I am dead for real?

Damn broads, always want us men to suffer, even when dead.


I'm just there for the free food.



Oh didn't I mention? There is no food, just a big box where you can donate money for all my alimonies.

You are right though, I need to invite more people for that reason



Ah good idea. I'll be taking care of that box. It's not like you'll be needing it anyway.


No, no , no no! The money is meant for all the 23 year old models who claimed they loved me for my personality, do you understand? Don't touch it!!!


Those models already moved on when they found out you were dead. Sorry to tell you the news but they are not coming to your funeral. Unfortunately it seems I'm the only one coming because you infected the other males and they are home with the man cold.


No, you are lying! Natasha, Svetlana and Alexis love me, no matter what. They will come you will see.

And you are wrong again, the other males don't want to see you, because they think you are insensitve since you made all the jokes about the man flu. We will never forget!!


Ah I found Natasha, Svetlana and Alexis. Unfortunately they didn't want to come when they heard there wasn't going to be any food.



The other males think I'm nice because I got them the ultra soft tissues that you rejected.

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It's not them, those are my angry Ex-wives!

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as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...

I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..


Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚





That's exactly what it feels like






This is a joke to you is it?

A man's flu is deadly!!

You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!

This breaks my heart..



There there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears.







You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, cookiemonstering, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and cookiemonstering the other 364 days of the year!

If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..






Right, as if she knew how to cook tea..



Yet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water.


Oh please she just got it delivered

You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea 😠


This is you.




Tinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?


It's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses?


Ah it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease.

Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....





Oh you're still here. I thought you might have died.



You wish

I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!


Oh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.




Mmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you?

Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral? The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place


Why do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.

Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember?


I might be dead but my spirit will be there!

And it will haunt you forever.

Keep the tissues...





Yes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.



Good idea btw.


As if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..






Does it matter? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anyway with your poor vision.


Then why do you even want to come??? Wanna make sure that I am dead for real?

Damn broads, always want us men to suffer, even when dead.


I'm just there for the free food.



Oh didn't I mention? There is no food, just a big box where you can donate money for all my alimonies.

You are right though, I need to invite more people for that reason



Ah good idea. I'll be taking care of that box. It's not like you'll be needing it anyway.


No, no , no no! The money is meant for all the 23 year old models who claimed they loved me for my personality, do you understand? Don't touch it!!!


Those models already moved on when they found out you were dead. Sorry to tell you the news but they are not coming to your funeral. Unfortunately it seems I'm the only one coming because you infected the other males and they are home with the man cold.


No, you are lying! Natasha, Svetlana and Alexis love me, no matter what. They will come you will see.

And you are wrong again, the other males don't want to see you, because they think you are insensitve since you made all the jokes about the man flu. We will never forget!!
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Ah I found Natasha, Svetlana and Alexis. Unfortunately they didn't want to come when they heard there wasn't going to be any food.



The other males think I'm nice because I got them the ultra soft tissues that you rejected.

Mr. Sensitive
Posted by hellosaggy
@TheSag

Thanks bro!


United we stand, divided we fall!

No woman can ever change that!
34 years old
Sag sun, Aries Moon, Scorpio Rising, Scorpio Venus, Libra Mars
@TheSag

Thanks bro!
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