SHABOOM

THERE IS A RUMOR GOING AROUND THAT SHABOOM WILL MAKE ME A SAINT.
ITS JUST A RUMOR.

I am not holding my breath but it may happen.
The fact that I consume a great deal of whisky and still have a liver could be a big part in my saint hood.

wE MAY HAVE A PROBLEM
HE WANTS ME TO MAKE MY BODY A TEMPLE 5 DAYS A WEEK
IT CAN ONLY BE A AMUSEMENT PARK TWO DAYS A WEEK

AH frick and frack
If I throw a stick, will you leave?

COULD BE THE DEVIL IS IN THE MAKING

I guess there still chaseing the stick

Light travels faster than sound
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them .
So you might try thinking before you drop a line on the threads.

what clever comebacks

Have we opened mouth and put foot in?

I don't have to
I have a life beyound the boards
I just pass through here to piss off the small minded people.

I'LL try being nicer
if you'll try being smarter.

Pandy

When it comes to brains she started out with nothing & still has most of it left.

LOST IN WALES

I think it's just a rumor!