
DMV
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Posted by tiziani
Lead with "it's my birthday" though, they probably won't even read the rest of the text before rushing to reply.




Posted by tiziani
The theory is women like event-based sex.
Because society whips it into you that if you're not having sex on your birthday, no one cares about you and you must be a loser.
So women do out-of-character things when a milestone comes around, and men receive that text and assume she's up for anything goes. That's the theory anyway.



Posted by JBG
Haha!! I had no idea!! No ones ever text me on their bday for some action. But my friend just got a text from a guy she's had a long time hook up relationship with after about 6 months of silence that said "it's my bday & I want some Ashley cake" she responded "happy bday! Too bad we don't get everything we want on our bdays 🙂"
Lol!! But I had no idea this was a "thing". Funny.

Posted by RainDancer88Posted by DMV
I wonder if some will offer me money
Hahaha.
I can see someone trying to offer you money and you responding like, "leave it on the dresser and get out." Lol.click to expand



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im going to text dudes who either dislike me, miss me, havent heard from me in months and im going to give a sob story and then tell them its my birthday to see what they will say..