new drink

Den discovered a new drink saturday night. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. has anyone ever tried to undress a passed out woman and put her to bed. Hard work.

James,

Tequila and breast plants do not go well together. When one falls from drinking too much the implants will pop and flood out the joint.

Wear boots when going out with her.

rofl

hahhahahha..lol Freebird..that was awesome!!!
but just so you know..Den's condition was not what made me laugh guys..

Great for Den, James! I also came up with a drink of my own recently.

Do tell, Romeclone....😉

I dunno Freebird, I better not.

have fun.

Man, you guys are real alkies!

A woman drove me to drink and I never thinked her. shame on me.

you mean, "thanked" her, right James?? You gotta check your writing man.

sorry was not with it last night. Its not the writing its the use of the word wrong. OOOOH well.

I told Den if she gets the implants and falls forward when she drinks she may bounch right back up. I should not of told her, when she get drunk, if she has it done, she will try that. she is still hug up on big tits, found out her chum from school had it done. She been showing them off to everone.

Yeah, but the fad now is breast reductions.

With Den there isn't a lot to give up best to let them alone.

There are watermelons, cantalopes, apples, and eggs. with Den the eggs are fried.

Den is still mad wants to buy tits, I told her I am saving her from the groopers. then she suggested I do a lot of eye grooping. I told her, what I see, is what I see. I look but I do not touch , well not unles I am invited.

James...just a question...do you have all your teeth?

All but one, It got split in half when a fellow hit me with an ale bottle in a pub, had to have it taken out, not only do I have all but one I unlike a lot of brits have very good teeth. very few problems. Did you know that the tooth brush was invented in Iran. anywere else it would have been a teeth brush.

Hmmm Iran, well whaddha ya know.