Sag funny stories!

Those of you who are Sags or people with Sag friends..share foot-in-the-mouth stories or general mischeviousness. I'm sure your lives are filled with that.

I was talking to a friend today about Paris and I remembered a prank I pulled with one of my Sag male buddies.

Once upon a time Damnata and her sag friend needed a teammate for a contest. We picked one of our Law classmates..an Aqua chick. We knew she was uptight but..we weren't really thinking. We won the contest and doing so..a free trip to Paris with all expenses paid for 6 days.

We got to the hotel..got to our room. There was a huge bed and a smaller one. Without even blinking she turns to me:

"Damnata you'll have to share a bed with the Sag..I don't share beds with men, my morals don't allow me to do so and you seem to have no problem with it. *condescending smile*"

She knew I got along with men more so somehow in her warped mind she pictured me for a slut. Cool with me.

So I decided with the Sag no way I am letting this go without annoying her. It's on now. So the second night rolls in, she's asleep and I whisper to him to get on top of me. We proceed to ooh and aah and move around under the sheet. First we heard some faint coughing, then it increased in volume. Then she turned the light on and just stood there waiting for us not to be rude and stop what she perceived to be fucking. My head pops up from under the sheet..all hair in disarray and a red face and I go "Do you mind? Pls turn off the lights. I'm shy"

If looks could kill..

Breakfast comes up, me and the sag turn fashionably late. I even went as far as putting eye drops in his eyes to make him look tired as hell, while I was wearing an infamous freshly fucked grin. We sit at our table, she rolls her eyes at us incessantly. I start talking to the Sag "Dudeee you blew my mind away last night. Where did you learn to do all that?". She just stood up and moved to another table.

We followed her and asked her what was wrong, isn't she a fan of love?

"Yeah but you two make me sick"

So then the Sag decides to go "So babe since we skipped the wine and dine part and went straight to sex, wanna go for dinner tonight? Get some wine, stay in front of the Eiffel Tower and love the night away on the grass?"

I really thought she would have a mental breakdown any second.

The funny part is not only she totally bought everything (which was cool cuz the next day we ditched her and for the rest of the days in paris we explored it ourselves and would only meet up with her in the evenings) but when we got home to Romania, she was sure we only had this parisian fling and he broke my heart or I broke his so she'd go around with condescending remarks "So..I guess what goes in Paris stays in Paris..right?"

Reunions are still very awkward to this day.

i think this is more about the aqua than about the sag....

I prefer to look at it from the sag perspective because if I went with the aqua it would be an aqua bashing topic and I don't want that.

My friend (who is a Sagittarius) and I come up with the most hilarious shit xD I feel so free with Sagittarius.??_3
Love&Kisses??_3

Posted by SalamanderCandy
My friend (who is a Sagittarius) and I come up with the most hilarious shit xD I feel so free with Sagittarius.??_3
Love&Kisses??_3

Congrats on this very wise choice of making friends with a Sag. Everyone should learn from you 🙂

Posted by Damnata

Your name say Damnata, but I call you "Damnation"...

Posted by SagTheArcher17

Posted by Damnata

Your name say Damnata, but I call you "Damnation"...

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Cool with me 😄

I saw my high school Saggi bff over the New Year. Sag sun/Aries Moon... we had a lot of experiences together and stories that she still regales over business meetings and family dinners.

Anyway, our weakness was seedy bars and amber cocktails. We tried to start slow but time flew and soon we were about 6 drinks deep and 4 hours had passed. She went to the ladies and informed me she was pretty sure she was groped on her way back.

Two guys join us at our table. Saggi starts to text her husband as I come up with a very tall tail of who we are and why we are there. One guy, (pretty sure he was high) touches Saggi to get her attention and gets a jolt. He then proceeds to tell her that what she needs to do is make out with him at the back of the bar. She declines. He insisted, "Trust me, let's just go back there and kiss it'll be great, I promise."

She tells him she has to go home and breast feed her baby. (true story!) I'm dying.

She convinces me to take a cab to her house instead of taking public transit so I can see where she lives. She gets out of the cab and I continue home, chatting with the driver. Turns out he's from Iran and proceeds to rant about how it's the most hated country because they throw acid on innocent women. Talk about a buzz kill.

I'm so thrown off balance when I get home, I forget my alarm code and probably wake half the neighbourhood. I manage to run upstairs away from the sensors and beg the monitoring company for my password. They don't have it and tell me I have to wait until morning to call the alarm company directly. I call the Pisces to complain and get him to come over. He refuses. Doesn't want to set my alarm off again and have the police come and arrest him, plus I'm "drunk as fuck" and he can't be bothered. I'm on my own.

I manage to sleep it off and upon waking from my stupor... realized I was putting my code in backwards.

Saggi and I are meeting up again this weekend!

lmao.

I need more Aries Moon friends!