DMV
@DMV
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walk around like your shit dont stink
Blahahahaha falling asleep in a bathroom, nice!
I have to gotten away with things it's weird
I have to gotten away with things it's weird
On a few occasions my britches were to big for my own good but for the most part I am on time to work, I am semi alright with authority and I would be rather lonely if the people around me left me alone and went on there merry way! Life is a party so we ALL need to enjoy it. Maybe smoke a dubige too! lol
I only act like that in social settings honestly...I'm never late for anything important like work or class.
& I usually follow the rules and act right.
Outside of a professional environment I act like I think I can do whatever I want....cause I'm fuckin bawse. 🙂
& I usually follow the rules and act right.
Outside of a professional environment I act like I think I can do whatever I want....cause I'm fuckin bawse. 🙂
Posted by brianafay
I only act like that in social settings honestly...I'm never late for anything important like work or class.
& I usually follow the rules and act right.
Outside of a professional environment I act like I think I can do whatever I want....cause I'm fuckin bawse. 🙂
haha. see this is what im talking about. saggis are the unspoken king of the castle.
is it really our world and other people are just existing in it? lol
But a lot of my Sagi friends are as you described...never on time, just randomly disappear, no-call no-show and still have a job...haha. It's ridiculous
@ my last job I worked with this Sagi girl (who I actually became really good friends with) and she was out of control.
I was always covering for her.
The best was when she had her laptop there and was on Facebook commenting on our Gemini bosses photos making fun of him and shit WHILE ON THE CLOCK...and he called me and was like "so whose laptop is J on?" Hahahahaha she so dumb
He ended up changing our schedules after a couple of months of us working together because we couldn't be trusted. We'd be ordering "feasts" and eating them at the reception desk...and we had all these inside jokes about him and were always laughing when he'd say something. He hated us. We weren't allowed to work together anymore
@ my last job I worked with this Sagi girl (who I actually became really good friends with) and she was out of control.
I was always covering for her.
The best was when she had her laptop there and was on Facebook commenting on our Gemini bosses photos making fun of him and shit WHILE ON THE CLOCK...and he called me and was like "so whose laptop is J on?" Hahahahaha she so dumb
He ended up changing our schedules after a couple of months of us working together because we couldn't be trusted. We'd be ordering "feasts" and eating them at the reception desk...and we had all these inside jokes about him and were always laughing when he'd say something. He hated us. We weren't allowed to work together anymore
Posted by DMVPosted by brianafay
I only act like that in social settings honestly...I'm never late for anything important like work or class.
& I usually follow the rules and act right.
Outside of a professional environment I act like I think I can do whatever I want....cause I'm fuckin bawse. 🙂
haha. see this is what im talking about. saggis are the unspoken king of the castle.
is it really our world and other people are just existing in it? lolclick to expand
I meannnn
haha
I acknowledge their existence and everything and they can do as they please, I'm just not bothered by them.
Their opinion has little effect on me
I'm always late :/
Posted by brianafay
But a lot of my Sagi friends are as you described...never on time, just randomly disappear, no-call no-show and still have a job...haha. It's ridiculous
@ my last job I worked with this Sagi girl (who I actually became really good friends with) and she was out of control.
I was always covering for her.
The best was when she had her laptop there and was on Facebook commenting on our Gemini bosses photos making fun of him and shit WHILE ON THE CLOCK...and he called me and was like "so whose laptop is J on?" Hahahahaha she so dumb
He ended up changing our schedules after a couple of months of us working together because we couldn't be trusted. We'd be ordering "feasts" and eating them at the reception desk...and we had all these inside jokes about him and were always laughing when he'd say something. He hated us. We weren't allowed to work together anymore
Lmao, I'm cracking myself up over here reminiscing.
Another time she took fuckin laxatives an hour before work cause she had to fit in some dress and was like "I gotta lose 5 lbs." Hahahahaha I swear she wasn't at the desk more than a combined 15 min that night.
Unbelievable.
She always got wayyyy too personal with guests too. I mean crossing lines. She was never uncomfortable with anyone. She acted like she knew every person she met.
Posted by everevolvingepithet
I thought Aquas were the ones with the God complex? 😛:-?
& Tauruses, imo
Posted by brianafayPosted by brianafay
But a lot of my Sagi friends are as you described...never on time, just randomly disappear, no-call no-show and still have a job...haha. It's ridiculous
@ my last job I worked with this Sagi girl (who I actually became really good friends with) and she was out of control.
I was always covering for her.
The best was when she had her laptop there and was on Facebook commenting on our Gemini bosses photos making fun of him and shit WHILE ON THE CLOCK...and he called me and was like "so whose laptop is J on?" Hahahahaha she so dumb
He ended up changing our schedules after a couple of months of us working together because we couldn't be trusted. We'd be ordering "feasts" and eating them at the reception desk...and we had all these inside jokes about him and were always laughing when he'd say something. He hated us. We weren't allowed to work together anymore
Lmao, I'm cracking myself up over here reminiscing.
Another time she took fuckin laxatives an hour before work cause she had to fit in some dress and was like "I gotta lose 5 lbs." Hahahahaha I swear she wasn't at the desk more than a combined 15 min that night.
Unbelievable.
She always got wayyyy too personal with guests too. I mean crossing lines. She was never uncomfortable with anyone. She acted like she knew every person she met.
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lol. what a sag. i am soo guilty of everything u just wrote. especially the part about ordering feasts. constantly distracted or bothered by work.
Posted by Theultra79
My sadge aunt gets away with murder! She does whatever she wants, comes and goes as she pleases. It's like she's an independent contractor instead of an employee.
I think she does it by getting in good with the higher ups. Hangs with them outside of work, gossips with them, vacations with them. They start treating her like she's on their level and before you know it, she is!
She's awesome. I love her 🙂
She loves you too....and so do we!
Lol. I'm always on time for work. If you're close to me, I won't pull a no call/no show.
But at work I guess I run shit lol. I never thought about it until a gut came and asked my boss if he could use something our department had. He said, "Ask Mebs. If she says ok then you can use it.". Lol.
But at work I guess I run shit lol. I never thought about it until a gut came and asked my boss if he could use something our department had. He said, "Ask Mebs. If she says ok then you can use it.". Lol.
The key to Sags getting away with murder and/or acting like our ish don't stank. Hmmmmm....let's see....oh ok, I've got it!
Since we're charming and sincere, we naturally draw people to us because they love us for being who we are. Add a dash of "being the first to help out," with a cup of work ethic, and a sprinkle of Jupiters luck and instinctively knowing when not to push it and you have the recipe for the Sag Swag. We may get ourselves into trouble but because of our luck, we usually land on our feet. In a world where everybodyis pretending that the Emporer has on nice clothes...we're the ones to say "hey dumba% #*+, the dudes naked!" People quietly appreciate being told the truth whether it's nicely put or is given boldly and bluntly.
Since we're charming and sincere, we naturally draw people to us because they love us for being who we are. Add a dash of "being the first to help out," with a cup of work ethic, and a sprinkle of Jupiters luck and instinctively knowing when not to push it and you have the recipe for the Sag Swag. We may get ourselves into trouble but because of our luck, we usually land on our feet. In a world where everybodyis pretending that the Emporer has on nice clothes...we're the ones to say "hey dumba% #*+, the dudes naked!" People quietly appreciate being told the truth whether it's nicely put or is given boldly and bluntly.
Yep...I've slept at work, nicked stationary and other items at work, dossed about at work, left early from work, got in late to work (and get paid for the hours I didn't do LOL) BUT I make sure I reach deadlines. No manager can't tell me I haven't done such and such...I always meet the demands & deadlines (at the last minute). I seem to work better when I'm skirting along the edge.
Over the weekend I got banned from a local supermarket as me and my sis topped up fabric conditioner, cleaning fluid and washing up liquid and we got caught on the ole CCTV. When we got to the till the security came along with the half-empty bottles we used to top up and told us to pay in full for those items...I was like cool no probs until he started raising his voice and started chatting shit so everyone could hear. I ended up cussing him out LOL
I've never had a criminal conviction and I like to keep it that way but I don't always follow the rules. I like to see how much I can get away with...it's exciting tethering on that thin line.
Over the weekend I got banned from a local supermarket as me and my sis topped up fabric conditioner, cleaning fluid and washing up liquid and we got caught on the ole CCTV. When we got to the till the security came along with the half-empty bottles we used to top up and told us to pay in full for those items...I was like cool no probs until he started raising his voice and started chatting shit so everyone could hear. I ended up cussing him out LOL
I've never had a criminal conviction and I like to keep it that way but I don't always follow the rules. I like to see how much I can get away with...it's exciting tethering on that thin line.
^^^lmao!!!
How y'all gone run around topping off bottles lol. Walked in with trench coats in sunglasses and one if you posted up at the end of the aisle while the other did the deed! Lol Then had the biggest grins and said "awwww damn man we got caught!" hilarious
How y'all gone run around topping off bottles lol. Walked in with trench coats in sunglasses and one if you posted up at the end of the aisle while the other did the deed! Lol Then had the biggest grins and said "awwww damn man we got caught!" hilarious
Posted by Ninjagirl
Yep...I've slept at work, nicked stationary and other items at work, dossed about at work, left early from work, got in late to work (and get paid for the hours I didn't do LOL) BUT I make sure I reach deadlines. No manager can't tell me I haven't done such and such...I always meet the demands & deadlines (at the last minute). I seem to work better when I'm skirting along the edge.
Over the weekend I got banned from a local supermarket as me and my sis topped up fabric conditioner, cleaning fluid and washing up liquid and we got caught on the ole CCTV. When we got to the till the security came along with the half-empty bottles we used to top up and told us to pay in full for those items...I was like cool no probs until he started raising his voice and started chatting shit so everyone could hear. I ended up cussing him out LOL
I've never had a criminal conviction and I like to keep it that way but I don't always follow the rules. I like to see how much I can get away with...it's exciting tethering on that thin line.
topping off in the store. now THIS is a new one for me.
Posted by Theultra79
My sadge aunt gets away with murder! She does whatever she wants, comes and goes as she pleases. It's like she's an independent contractor instead of an employee.
I think she does it by getting in good with the higher ups. Hangs with them outside of work, gossips with them, vacations with them. They start treating her like she's on their level and before you know it, she is!
She's awesome. I love her 🙂
this. i get into a job and turn that bitoch out! it usually takes a write up or an HR email to get me to "behave." like a maverick of sorts.
Posted by DMVPosted by Ninjagirl
Yep...I've slept at work, nicked stationary and other items at work, dossed about at work, left early from work, got in late to work (and get paid for the hours I didn't do LOL) BUT I make sure I reach deadlines. No manager can't tell me I haven't done such and such...I always meet the demands & deadlines (at the last minute). I seem to work better when I'm skirting along the edge.
Over the weekend I got banned from a local supermarket as me and my sis topped up fabric conditioner, cleaning fluid and washing up liquid and we got caught on the ole CCTV. When we got to the till the security came along with the half-empty bottles we used to top up and told us to pay in full for those items...I was like cool no probs until he started raising his voice and started chatting shit so everyone could hear. I ended up cussing him out LOL
I've never had a criminal conviction and I like to keep it that way but I don't always follow the rules. I like to see how much I can get away with...it's exciting tethering on that thin line.
topping off in the store. now THIS is a new one for me.click to expand
I would say try it...but that's bad LOL. 😛 Been doing this for ages, 1st time I got nabbed for it. In my eyes it's not out and out stealing because we pay for all the items....nothing wrong with a lil top-up here to make that soap powder go further. It's quite amazing to see how much we can get in the bottles!
And security can't say nish because we pay for it all which is why the fucker retreated back to his station after I cussed him LOL.
Work the system!
Posted by beautifulsoul74
^^^lmao!!!
How y'all gone run around topping off bottles lol. Walked in with trench coats in sunglasses and one if you posted up at the end of the aisle while the other did the deed! Lol Then had the biggest grins and said "awwww damn man we got caught!" hilarious
LOL the security guy did say I didn't expect this kind of thing from you...In my head I thought that's why I get away with shit cos you don't suspect me! Same with work. For the first year I stick to the rules, play safe??_ once I gain their trust I start scheming *evil grin*
I sound like a really bad employee LOL
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