Are Scorps really all the rage?

After reading how talented Scorps are in bed I thought to try one out. Just about the worst sex I've ever had. She claimed she was skilled and nasty and kinky and that dudes always come back for more. It was the most boring, lazy lay. She even gave obvious fake ass moans to the point where I just asked her to stop and I got up and left. She was dry as a bone and had no type of anything special to her.

Posted by StarChild63
After reading how talented Scorps are in bed I thought to try one out. Just about the worst sex I've ever had. She claimed she was skilled and nasty and kinky and that dudes always come back for more. It was the most boring, lazy lay. She even gave obvious fake ass moans to the point where I just asked her to stop and I got up and left. She was dry as a bone and had no type of anything special to her.

The life of sheep^^^^listen and follow. Do you vote too?

....and what Rabbit said. 😉

Posted by StarChild63
After reading how talented Scorps are in bed I thought to try one out. Just about the worst sex I've ever had. She claimed she was skilled and nasty and kinky and that dudes always come back for more. It was the most boring, lazy lay. She even gave obvious fake ass moans to the point where I just asked her to stop and I got up and left. She was dry as a bone and had no type of anything special to her.

Smh... Her being dry doesn't have anything with her being a scorp. Maybe she wasn't into it.. Especially since she faked her moans. *shrugs* who knows...

Hmmm.... If you have good vagina will a guy keep coming back? Will it matter then, if you're good in bed or not?

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Posted by StarChild63
After reading how talented Scorps are in bed I thought to try one out. Just about the worst sex I've ever had. She claimed she was skilled and nasty and kinky and that dudes always come back for more. It was the most boring, lazy lay. She even gave obvious fake ass moans to the point where I just asked her to stop and I got up and left. She was dry as a bone and had no type of anything special to her.

Smh... Her being dry doesn't have anything with her being a scorp. Maybe she wasn't into it.. Especially since she faked her moans. *shrugs* who knows...

Oi mate you gotta marinate the steak before you dive in...

How else you gonna get all those juices out?

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Exactly.

Posted by deathnirvana

Posted by Noreallynow
Hmmm.... If you have good vagina will a guy keep coming back? Will it matter then, if you're good in bed or not?

A good vagina will become bad vagina if it gets penetrated by too many guys, but a good Dick will always be a good Dick no matter how many vaginas it destroys

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+1

But if a good vagina doesn't get penetrated by too many guys, it's still good, right. Especially if they guy is the only one she's having sex with. So, I wonder why guys keep sexing whores if it's been penetrated by so many guys... Is it still good after that? Or is it because it's free?

Posted by StarChild63
After reading how talented Scorps are in bed I thought to try one out. Just about the worst sex I've ever had. She claimed she was skilled and nasty and kinky and that dudes always come back for more. It was the most boring, lazy lay. She even gave obvious fake ass moans to the point where I just asked her to stop and I got up and left. She was dry as a bone and had no type of anything special to her.

If you don't even have the ability to get her wet, the problem is you, not her. You have my condolences.

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Posted by StarChild63
After reading how talented Scorps are in bed I thought to try one out. Just about the worst sex I've ever had. She claimed she was skilled and nasty and kinky and that dudes always come back for more. It was the most boring, lazy lay. She even gave obvious fake ass moans to the point where I just asked her to stop and I got up and left. She was dry as a bone and had no type of anything special to her.

If you don't even have the ability to get her wet, the problem is you, not her. You have my condolences.

He doesn't know about spitting? 🙂

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You shouldn't need to spit if you have any sort of skill. Or if you're not totally incompetent.

Posted by Arielle83
or old?

True. If you're with a really old woman, spit could be something. Outside of that, you need to reevaluate your life if you need to resort to spit.

...dry?
...how ca? you fuck a woman dry?
I mean come on now. From seduction Time to foreplay to the actual act?
Not wet at all?
...how? Also sure she wasn't moaning in discomfort?
You have hands and a mouth. No way you could have checked before going bin dry?

...you know, maybe I'm being a little harsh. I mean my first time had me anxious. Worrying about the whole hymen thing and the clit thing and the whole two holes, one pees one orgasms thing...
But even that clueless, I knew to get the girl wet first. 😐

This is the first time he's had sex, right?

Death nirvana has the funniest gifs. Nah-I'm no ugly dude, at all. Most of the women I'm with always come back for more. I know how to bang and I'm damn good at it. This Scorp was telling me how guys love her because she is so skilled and she can squirt and she'll make you beg er to sto yata yata bs. So I get her where I want her and I'm thinking she's going to pounce on me and give me the works. No. I came on to her and she was so shy, she didn't or couldn't do a lot of the things she said she can do. She was barely flexible. I tried everything, I know I dry pussy when I see one. I can tell she had problems with getting wet. Before we started she kept running to the bathroom and kept splashing water on her pussy and putting lube on. That shoulda been a red flag for me. I would put lube on er and in like 2 minutes it would be dry again. Then I asked her to get nasty for me and she started touching herself and dancin like a tipsy person w no rythm and started talking dirty but the way she was talking kept turning me off. It was like she got all dirty talk lessons from bad pornos from the seventies. Plus her body wasn't even as tight as I thought it was. Her ass wasn't even shit. She sucked my dick and it was shameful I didn't even finish. Thing is she always putting sexual quotes and pics and shit on FB that's makes people think she's the best lay ever. FARRRRRR from the truth. I see whenever someone is always running their mouth about how good they are they turn out to be some shit. And in my experience most of the Scorps I've done really weren't that good.

Then when I was packing up to get the hell outta there she was like now don't stalk me because I know what I do to yall. I didn't even say shit to her clown ass. Deleted her number as soon as I left out her door.

People who feel the need to tell people how great they are in bed rarely actually are. That's bravado at work.

I think a lot of people can delude themselves into thinking the sex they have had with certain people was more superior than it really was, and that they read the other person's facial and body language as mirroring their own passion.

"I see whenever someone is always running their mouth about how good they are they turn out to be some shit. "

Aren't you on here bragging about how you fuck? Lol

Posted by StarChild63
Death nirvana has the funniest gifs. Nah-I'm no ugly dude, at all. Most of the women I'm with always come back for more. I know how to bang and I'm damn good at it. This Scorp was telling me how guys love her because she is so skilled and she can squirt and she'll make you beg er to sto yata yata bs. So I get her where I want her and I'm thinking she's going to pounce on me and give me the works. No. I came on to her and she was so shy, she didn't or couldn't do a lot of the things she said she can do. She was barely flexible. I tried everything, I know I dry pussy when I see one. I can tell she had problems with getting wet. Before we started she kept running to the bathroom and kept splashing water on her pussy and putting lube on. That shoulda been a red flag for me. I would put lube on er and in like 2 minutes it would be dry again. Then I asked her to get nasty for me and she started touching herself and dancin like a tipsy person w no rythm and started talking dirty but the way she was talking kept turning me off. It was like she got all dirty talk lessons from bad pornos from the seventies. Plus her body wasn't even as tight as I thought it was. Her ass wasn't even shit. She sucked my dick and it was shameful I didn't even finish. Thing is she always putting sexual quotes and pics and shit on FB that's makes people think she's the best lay ever. FARRRRRR from the truth. I see whenever someone is always running their mouth about how good they are they turn out to be some shit. And in my experience most of the Scorps I've done really weren't that good.

Yeah. This story is bullshit. What really happened?

Damn flowing water he punished you. You had to call off from work? Lol oh shit

Arielle, cancer woman won't go there with me

Why does my story have to be bs? You Scorps can't accept it? Yeah that Scorp was some fucking cut. She was all fucked out before I even fucked her. Her shit was loose and dry. That's a burned out bitch for ya.

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