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R1g0rM0rT1s
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lol...i remember working with a sag man last year. a salesman. my boss had asked me to listen in to his phone calls cos my desk gives a good view and he wanted to keep an eye on him. i am so old and deaf that the only way i could do it was by actually looking at his lips moving.

he hung a whole 'relationship' on those looks, lol....said i apparently knew we would get together cos he could 'see it in my eyes' LOL!!!!

fuck's sake...i'm a bit deaf not totally blind! he was severely beaten by the ugly bat at birth this guy, lol.

ok peeps...as you were!!
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CapricornSun
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Posted by R1g0rM0rT1s
Posted by DazedScorp
Fuck him.... hard.

Ps.. I didn't read a damn thng



without wishing to seem pedantic, how is it possible for a woman to fuck a man hard? women are the fuckees...the cock receptacles...we can ride it hard but we can't fuck it hard. the man's got the hard thing...we got the soft thing, lol.
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lol I was thinking the same thing but went along for the ride anyway lmao
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Posted by thxbutnothx
some of them are painfully shy when they "really" like someone so be gentle with your jokes when you talk to him just in case. a lot of people think scorps are some indestructible bugs, heck no.

"He seems kinda moody, which I suspect is another Scorp trait?"

they can be but not as bad as capricorns lol. theirs are a bit easier to deal with. their moods are affected by their loved ones' very easily and instantly. so if you want a stable / pleasant scorp around you, you need to be stable / pleasant first. if you are a moody nutcase then may god bless you lol



Oh boy lol! Thats in reference to Caps being moody. lmao! I'm not disagreeing, it's true. I figure a strong person can handle me, otherwise I'll run em off and I have already to some. Wow, I probably already freaked him out. haha