I need me a good woman

Do yous guys know any good ones? I just want pure physical nothing more. They got to look good and keep themselves up or I wont want ot be with em.
Ron

Oi, another one. This time a male.

We have one deperately keen client already(hint - moooooo)

Goatmen always want a screw budddy cos they are not capable of actually having a rlationship..

Be off with you!!!

Hows about you shut up stop yer complaining and help me. You dont gotta be a butt to act that way. You know someone or not. I,m frusterated and i need some now

I aint asking to do it with a da** bull. I neede me a woman that just want to get it on. And then she get up and walk out the door. But she like it when i gonna give it to her. Anyone want to ride this pony!
Ron

"Holy butter Yum, he's frusterated....this is serious."

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.

PEVERT ALERT!!!!!

*Checks frantically if his horse-on-barely-legal-monkey porn was discovered*

I'm bored with my hand. And no I aint a pervert I am real nice looking. I like the Taurus Babe one you have great eyes. I'd like to know what you look like naked honey! And I aint no redneck either I own the largest horse ranch in OKlahoma. I got the benjamins to match

The games just beginning. I will end up treating some lucky lady real right. And I think I like that Taurus babe one.

"Is that episode 12 or 15? One of them had a one legged penguin."

Um, 21, I think. The one with the elderly elephant juggler.

Shut yer trap your just jealous of me because i made more money and got more money than you will ever see in your lifetime. What I need is some good looking poon-tang

Here at eHarmony we match you on 29 levels of compatibility.

LMAO @ Yums...

Somebody told mt this site here is better than match.com They're all fake there. At least yous guys talk about stuff. I aint gonna bend over some woman that don't got no brain matter at all. A high IQ gets me real turned on real easy real quick. I think the missmorals girl is really good to look at. She look kind of like a pretty little china doll. Does the drapes match the carpet girl?
Ron

::swift exit::

"No, 21 was with the gimp and the poodle. There was even a Japanese panda and the quadriplegic sumo wrestler."

Pandas, man, talk about perverted animals. Will fuck anything as long as it's not the opposite member of the same species.

*member of the opposite sex is a bit of a mouthful.

Yeah I'd take real good care of that missmorals & the taurusbabe I'd take both of them. Peel there clothes off them, sit them right next to each other. I'd make em both squeal they couldn't handle my surrender.

"Oooo...nice pun Yum."

I wish I could take credit for that, but alas, it was unintentional.

It aint gross were all sexual beings. I am heaven honey. Pure ecstasy. Primal. They would surrender to me and I would blow there mind. I multitask well. Yes I got girls after me all the time someone had meantioned this here was a quality place to find what yer looking for.

I take the irish libra too i like sassy girls. That just got me hot honey

Because that is where the smart ones are at. They so busy reading in their books that away you can walk by them and getter a longer look at there cleavage.

My will have to suffice for right now obviously duh but i would like me some taco and asap

"Although after watching FLCL I don't think anyone can gross me out now. "

I've heard of that one. Is it good?

my hand

yeah i just go to barnes in nobles to check out those sex hungry looking ladies with those little rimmed glasses on. you know the type you rip off behind closed doors. They un pin there hair and their hair flows all over their chest and they are wild as he** I like that type

too big i need a tight one. Plus I don't do beastiality. Nice advice though. thanks for looking out for your boy. Tips my hat to you pal

Thats how we roll in Tulsa. Im yer boy yer my boy that just mean you looking out for me. Cum one cum all ladies I don't discriminate unless your increadibly dizzy

I already tried a soft summer squash it was jut about the right length except im over ten inches and there wasnt much room. It just aint the same if you know what i mean.
Ron

Or it could of been the winter one i dont know!! Its that big pale yellow squash. Just bake it up till it gets gushy inside and you cut out the center. But you gotta let it cool first
Ron

"Somebody told mt this site here is better than match.com"

who was it?

The lil young lady that I pay to train one chunk of my horses? And no she aint up to give it up she is married and I dont have fun with married women. Im a ethical man.
Ron

Why ask that question on dxpnet? This isn't a fuck buddy website. For $ 20/month you can meet lots of horny people with the same goals as you on sites like adultfriendfinder.com I suggest you give it a try.

You're Roni!

Reminds me of that GodBlessAmerica chucklefuck !!!!

P- Angel, I liked GodBlessAmerica.