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Posted by IntriguedScorp
Her Scorp. The one she breaks up with and then gets back together with several times a month! 😛
Seriously, DMV, that was great letter. Saggies can be quite the romantic philosophers can't you?



Posted by PhoenixRising
Okay, you have to spill a little bit. Who is this guy you speak of?

Posted by acrabbycrab12
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My cock, will split you in two... wait that's not so lovey is it?

Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPersonPosted by PhoenixRising
Okay, you have to spill a little bit. Who is this guy you speak of?
I hope it's not the moth guy from Silence of the Lambs😢click to expand



Posted by rockyroadicecream
Wait, did you seriously end that with "Getting horny as I write this??"

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Posted by PhoenixRising
Okay, you have to spill a little bit. Who is this guy you speak of?

Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPersonPosted by PhoenixRising
Okay, you have to spill a little bit. Who is this guy you speak of?
I hope it's not the moth guy from Silence of the Lambs😢click to expand

Posted by scorpdiva
that was a nice poem,my sagg and I have been together for over 2 years and I still get butterflies too 🙂 ...........

Posted by rockyroadicecream
Wait, did you seriously end that with "Getting horny as I write this??"

Posted by exoskeleton
that's sweet. hilarious, but sweet. 🙂

Posted by DMVPosted by rockyroadicecream
Wait, did you seriously end that with "Getting horny as I write this??"
it was the truth. lolclick to expand

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Well, it's cooler than a moth, so there's at least that.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Which lights?

Posted by everevolvingepithet
I'm not anti-moth!
I would never be like cleverbot, quite the opposite, I like trying to catch that little git out.🙂

Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ArticleLPosted by everevolvingepithet
I'm not anti-moth!
I would never be like cleverbot, quite the opposite, I like trying to catch that little git out.🙂
😛
Ok just making sure on the anti moth thing wait.....are you a butterfly lover—
Yeh, they're nice, I saw a pretty sweet looking dragonfly the other day too. Animals are alright imo.click to expand

Posted by rockyroadicecreamPosted by DMVPosted by rockyroadicecream
Wait, did you seriously end that with "Getting horny as I write this??"
it was the truth. lol
No guy is ever going to take you seriously or not see you as a sex object if you keep talking like that when you aren't in a relationship with him. Overall, it isn't that big of a deal and women should be able to voice things like that, but with guys, it just gets them looking at you the wrong way. :/ In this case, your intention was a "love letter" and wanting him to take you seriously, but throwing that stupid line in there isn't going to make you look like you mean business at all.
Class and tact. It'll get you the right guys. Not the wrong ones you've had all this stupid drama with.click to expand



Posted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ArticleLPosted by everevolvingepithetPosted by ArticleLPosted by everevolvingepithet
I'm not anti-moth!
I would never be like cleverbot, quite the opposite, I like trying to catch that little git out.🙂
😛
Ok just making sure on the anti moth thing wait.....are you a butterfly lover—
Yeh, they're nice, I saw a pretty sweet looking dragonfly the other day too. Animals are alright imo.
Funny I was just talking to someone about a dragon fly who claims they look like they sting. I said "do not" -.-
Haha, the person or the dragonfly?click to expand



Posted by Mebs
Awwww...that's so brave of you DMV. I'd keel over just thinking about doing that lol.

Posted by DMVPosted by Mebs
Awwww...that's so brave of you DMV. I'd keel over just thinking about doing that lol.
girl i know. i be sooo amped up when writing it, feeling like a bad ass. then when i send it, im a emotional wreck till i can see him afterwards. nervous, second guessing myself, calling myself a lame idiot.
i think this is my 4th letter in 2 years. it does not get any easier. but i feel so inspired when im around him. i either paint, write, or get a tattoo. ive gotten 2 since ive known him.click to expand




Posted by Mebs
Lmao! That's classic. You're a mess. You're Venus in Cap too right? I'm surprised it lets you send these letters.
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Do I still give you butterflies after almost 2 years later? I must, because you still give me butterflies, even after 2 years. Even after long periods of absolute silence, moodiness, extended periods of absence. I think its nice and a rarity. Usually the "butterfly" period lasts only days or weeks with someone.
So. I thought to write you a story about butterflies.
There is a man who makes it his passion to collect butterflies. His whole house is filled with collected butterflies; floor to ceiling. He collects all types, all sizes. He describes the moment of catching butterflies are orgasmic. One time, he was out catching butterflies with a net. His eye caught this butterfly. He had never seen it before. He grabbed his net and went after the butterfly. His heart started racing, blood pressure elevated, palms got sweaty. He whipped hist net trying to catch that elusive butterfly. A quick whip right and he had captured his butterfly. The excitement of the catch sent off a wave of passion through his body. So much so that he came in his pants.
This is how I feel about you. I saw this guy one day and I caught this butterfly. He was wearing a white tshirt, black shorts, black wave rag, socks and jordan sandals; red dixie cup in his hand and this beaming smile. I thought this was a weird butterfly. Never seen or felt it before, but the butterfly kept coming around more and more each time I saw this guy. I tried to swat it away whenever the butterfly would piss me off, but the butterfly kept coming back around. I knew than it was a rare butterfly and had to be captured. But, I cant catch it. It is an elusive butterfly. This butterfly has some power.
Gettin horny as I write this.
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