Scorpio women

does this describe you?

You are fun-loving and outgoing, although you do tend to require plenty of "me time", and when you don't get it, you may react. On the down side, you often make poor choices, especially in the area of the friendships and romance. This has resulted in a lot of emotional pain from inappropriate relationships. However, it has not discouraged you from seeking close, true friends, and there are a select few that you stick with no matter what. You usually maintain a quiet self-confidence, and you are able to stand up for yourself when necessary. You have surprised people with your assertiveness on some important occasions. You are a very good friend, honest and straight-forward, though tactful in your honesty. Although for the most part people find you agreeable, there are some people in your life whom you rub the wrong way no matter what you do - but you are always strong enough to let those people go. Although it's a relatively positive sign all in all, scorpio can still fall into mild to severe depression, so be on your guard - surround yourself with supportive people and never allow the trials and uncertainty of daily life rob you of happiness.

Personality

Hate is your only real emotion. As dark and sinister as you are, you are a magnet for weak, unstable people. You have an entourage of weirdos, outcasts, and lunatics whom you control, torture, and emotionally and physically abuse - all to their bizarre delight. Because of these masochistic oddballs, you think of yourself as darkly charming and attractively rebellious. But here's a reality check for you, Scorp, my friend - all you truly are is unpleasant and cruel.

Romance

Scorpio romance is a very frightening, dark subject, indeed - not for the faint of heart. Nothing is taboo for you - and I know that phrase is over-used in the sex industry, but in your case it's as frighteningly true as it sounds. I mean, even the unmentionable "big three"[9] are not off-limits. I hope every other sign is reading this, actually, and taking fair warning.

It goes without saying that you are incapable of falling in love. To fall in love you need a soul. You traded yours in for a lump of ice before you turned 3. That said, your ideal lover is a Cancer, the reason for which I leave up to the reader to discover.

everything can't be all roses ladies, just like some scorpio women seem to have been hit by the ugly bus a few times.

Don't get your panties in a twist ladies. there is a lot of misdirected anger here. I am merely just a messenger here, i got all of this from a independent source. I can't help it if they publish these details just like i can't help it you ladies feel that insecure about yourselves

on top of the anger there is denial

Posted by exoskeleton
*cocks head*

yeap, all true. i fucked your mother btw. 🙂

LMFAO!!!!!!!

let it go women

every women here wants my undivided attention here badly. there is only so much of me to go around

The accuracy of this is so uncannily profound ... that it misses their comprehension.

Everything stated in the OP is spot on correct .. where did you find this?

I would like to read the entire process of this person's thoughts.

i was just looking for yes or no answer

i like exoskeleton, when a man tells her to do something, she does it. it can't get any better than that

then there's R24 i also like because she acknowledges the truth behind the scorpio woman profile.

This is brilliant ... who wrote it?

Posted by IntriguedScorp
Come on P. Do you honestly think Scorpio women don't have a soul? That's so kind of you.

lol, please .. use some fucking brain cells

It's a metaphor, you dumbass ..... meaning you grew your stinger.



Jesus Fucking Christ .... look how fast the Scorpio underpants get wadded up their ass before they are able to Think. Seriously, you took it out of context to mean literally, just so you could get pissy.

For christ sakes .... you ladies make whole threads in here so you can honor your ability to aannihilate someone .. but, then when someone agrees with you, you cry like little fucking baby.

::: shakes head :::


Like a little kid who goes wa wa wa ...

Gemini .... who's thoughts are these?

Can you give me a link?

yes r24 eating ones own words would taste like sour grapes

it wouldn't be much of a source if i started revealing it to everyone, but you have the power of the internet and im sure you'll be able to stumble upon it sometime soon. the world just had one guy kill himself over the freedom of the internet or maybe because he infringed on someone else's freedom of the internet

let it go

no last words

Posted by seraph
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Astrology It's just satire.

YUP. and its labeled "Immature Content"..nice.. REAL nice..
I had a good laugh THANKS Mr.CLEAN!!

Tauruses:
like to portray themselves as epicureans - refined connoisseurs of fine food and drink. This is just a cover, however; in reality you're just a glutton and a drunkard. For some reason, you like to pretend you have black friends, but you don't. Even if you are black. In fact, you like to pretend a lot of things - for instance, you like pretending to be smart, attractive, socially adept, and not completely off your rocker.

Personality
Although you appear kind and generous, in reality you have horns and spikes, and an impressive array of deadly weapons. You are like an oak tree; unmovable - well, unable to move, actually - easily struck down in storms, big, ugly, strong and stupid. You feel threatened a lot. You tend to barricade yourself in your home and shout epithets at the federal government. Fear is your guiding force. If anyone ever makes the mistake of asking you what you think about something, you will drone on endlessly, relentlessly, and excruciatingly. You are slow and cowardly, and you have too many books.

Romance
You avoid falling in love, which is handy because no one could ever possibly love you, you drunk, fat, miserly bull. If you ever do fall in love, I pity the person, I really do. You will stifle them, lock them away, suffocate them, then try to impress them with cheap-ass gifts. In an effort to trap the unfortunate victim of your so-called "love", or more correctly "death-grip", you will have an unreasonable amount of children.

What you lack in finesse, charm, and grace, you more than make up for in exaggerated, theatrical histrionics. A clumsy oaf immune to subtlety and poise, your flirting has occasionally led to broken bones. You usually have to try hard not to stomp on people when you find out that they will never sleep with you for being so repulsive. Your ideal lover is a Pisces, if you can find one sufficiently self-hating, that is.

Business
Once a business deal is struck you will stick to it through thick and thin, no matter how nonsensical it is, and it usually is - you will make certain of that. Despite all of these awful qualities, you are unflinchingly loyal.

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Posted by HouseCleaning
Don't get your panties in a twist ladies. there is a lot of misdirected anger here. I am merely just a messenger here, i got all of this from a independent source. I can't help it if they publish these details just like i can't help it you ladies feel that insecure about yourselves

Posted by PhoenixRising

Love!

The answer to this question is clearly a no, seeing as though most of the description is actually meant to be a -joke-. And was announced as being immature on the actual satirical webpage it was from. Is it possible for the only emotion a human being ever feels to be anger? No. Anger is provoked by other emotions such as jealousy, frustration, or even severe sadness. I've found that most Scorpio's who have grown wiser filter their worst feelings/impulses into good energy actually.
This is funny, I really hope this entire thread was the product someone trolling. Otherwise, sad.