THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING RANDOM

which day were you born on?

monday's child is fair of face
tuesday's child is full of grace
wednesday's child is full of woe
thursday's child has far to go
friday's child is loving and giving
saturday's child works hard for a living
but the child who is born on the Sabbath Day*
is bonny and blithe and good and GAY.


*dependant upon religion. if you're jewish, you can't be gay cos you weren't born on your sabbath day and so saturday applies.

of course, i was born on a monday 🙂

oh. emgem? what does blithe mean?

bran. i've seen an ad for a software company looking for linguistics testers? would that just mean people to translate commands and stuff into different languages or is it a technical job. i don't want to make a twat of myself if i give them a call.

i don't think that was random. that should concern you LOL!!!

i'm like that about continuity in movies and also tv commercials, the psychology of advertising. must be a virgo influence.

but tell me, bran ::thrusts out microphone::

what day of the week were you born on? were you born on a sunday? are you gay? is that why you used avoidance tactics of randomness because you want to change the subject?

it's ok. you can trust me. i won't tell a soul 😉

do you have a funny accent bran?

hey! that's the same birthday as my older brother. he's a school principal in an american school in columbia. cleverest man i know. completely eccentric but i get him cos we're blood.

so mister. you were born on.........thursday?

awww. perhaps you're half way there already.

i don't understand the standard american accent. i also don't like having to say words like 'bottle' and 'glass' so that they can have a chuckle at my accent. i'm not a freak show people 😢

i eventually managed to see that youtube. are you into japanese anime perchance?

bran: perhaps limey men but limey ladies sound pretty classy actually. i think americans probably take me more seriously than british people too. especially if i'm joking LOL!!!

sb: that's what i was thinking. one of my brothers is a software engineer and there's something about linguistics in his line of business, which i clearly do not understand LOL.

i speak a few languages though but i guess i won't be calling them.

one final act of randomness:

Goeienag
Masaa al-khair
Goeienacht
Bonne nuit
Gute Nacht
Laila tov
Shevbash
Boa noite
Noapte bun?
Buenas noches
Shubha raatri

sb: thanks. i shall. it's a working from home opportunity which would be perfect for me with the kids on vacation already. 🙂

emgem: yes, i think i did this one already. i have a bad memory. the memory of a goldfish actually, one swim around the tiny bowl and i've forgotten what the view was like 🙂